Fidgeting and fiddling with stuff.
I'm one of those people who will pick stuff up and fiddle with it, get bored and put it down again. Pick it up again and fiddle some more.

A while back, I was sitting at the computer (as I am wont to do) and on the desk there was this very thin (1.5mm) drill bit that someone had found on the floor and had left it on next to the keyboard so that I'd go put it away in the shed.

However, I would twizzle the drill bit between by fingers between typing and then I began twizzling the point on my nail. I made a small indenation remarkably easy. So I did another, and another and by the time Mrs SLVA came over to see what I was doing, my thumbnail and three of my fingernails looked like a golfball.

I can't word a question to which this would be an answer to, but you get the idea of what I would be asking. So, what about you?
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Scalpel blades and nail cuticles.
if you know what I mean.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

I've got this amazing implement
It looks a bit like a thread-unpicker-er-er, and has a tiny v-shaped blade. It's for removing cuticles in a nice clean sweep. So satisfying.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

cuticles?
painful removal or just shaping them?
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

well, it removes excess
like a shaver or a grater, but for les cuticles.
But it doesn't hurt or make them red. I suppose it would if you dug it right in, but it's kind of designed to skim.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I never understood why ladies do that
fookin wierdos
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

stop spiking me!
It looks nice and neat. Innit.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I do the same thing,
I like my nails to look nice and neat and well looked after.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

It's still odd
I can't say I've knocked back a lady due to the state of her cuticles.

Perhaps it's time I did!
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

For me it's more just a little thing I do because *I* like them to look neat and pretty.
I have really long fingernails so just like them to look nice.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

One would assume
You're trying to get a rough surface on your fingers- all the better to pleasure your lady with.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I didn't consider that angle
but she wouldn't have bought it anyway, she made her mind up long ago that I'm slightly crackers.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I think
That's a given for any male b3tan, surely?
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Nah.
Some of us are lovely and normal.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I can certainly attest to the loveliness,
but I'm not sure about the "normal"?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

In our case
Lovely, yes.

Normal- Hells no!
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Whoa there!
Speak for yourself!
I'm as normal as the next man.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Is that 'normal' as in
at right angles to everything else?
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

No...
The "next man" is Al :(
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

and probably
most of the female B3tans too.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Last year's biggest killer of productivaty for me was when I removed the grill from my desk-fan and decided to stick my fingers in it.
I spent weeks doing not much more than that.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I don't know why,
But that made me laugh.
You're on a roll today, that's several times already.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Win =)

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)