So...
No. 31 posted about his tattoo design earlier.
T'was pretty cool.

At the other end of the scale, this made me laugh:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/8104519.stm

I wish there was more explanation, as I don't have sound on my computer.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Pfffffffffft!
Hehehehe...
( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

It looks ok
I think it suits her.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

ahahah yeah I saw that too
it made me chuckle.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

More
www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Tattoo_teenager_left_seeing_stars&in_article_id=686141&in_page_id=2
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Ah nice,
Thanks!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

So she reckons that he misunderstood her
because his English and French were so poor. Yet if you look at the BBC video as posted by the illustrious Mr K, she's quite clearly speaking Flemish to the interviewer...
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

And if you want three
you hold up three fingers. Pretty sure that's the same in any language
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

And if you want fifty-six, you hold up
fifty-six...oh, wait a minute...
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

I can't believe for a moment she 'fell asleep' during the application of the tattoo
for a start, she would have to have the guides placed on her face
to agree wouldn't she, prior to them being applied in ink?
/Not a big follower of tattoos, so could be wrong, but this smacks a bit of 'regret when other people found out and hit the roof, so trying to cover it up by blaming someone else'
( The Great Architect, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I agree
there's no way she can have fallen asleep, the pain would wake you up. And when I had mine done the artist drew it on in pen first and showed it to me in the mirror and we amended it until I was happy. He wouldn't have just thought "3 stars? That's not enough, let's do 50 instead". Although that would be pretty funny. Hell, the whole thing's funny.
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

..
I imagine there was some consternation constellation among the family...
( The Great Architect, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Pffft!
Haha!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

If it was just stars
he may have done them freehand.

But even so you wouldn't fall asleep with a needle vibrating against your skull
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

aha, I wasn't sure, not being inked myself :)

( The Great Architect, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

hahahah
That's cheered me up thanks
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I know :p
It made me laugh loads!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

As a collector of some lovely tattoos
I fail to understand how she fell asleep, although the chap who did my 1st nearly sent me off with his boring conversations
(spikeypickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

"gutted"

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Silly girl
She now looks like she has a nasty skin disease, which I shall call "Twatitis".

Even 3 facial tattoos are too many. I think the optimum number would have been none.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Eh.
If what's she's saying is true, and the tattoist "looked confused" when she explained what she wanted, why the hell didn't she just draw what she wanted?! Or even better, go to a tattooist who understood what she was saying.
(lei I'm so hungry I could ride a horse, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)