if only there was a way,
to cunt my immune system in the fuck. got all the way through sodding exams and have now got some nasty bug type thing.

Suggestions please on how to cunt immunities in the fuck?
Either that or who is the scariest person you know and why?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Probably Kaol
Or my Mum.

Kaol, because he's frankly huge and has a large selection of swords and other bits of metalwork.

Mum, because she regularly deals with chavs (bogans I think is the Aussie name) in a youth group and they are all afraid of her for some reason. Including the brick shithouse ones.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Ok.
I wanna see the video of your stand-up.
Or I'll skin you alive.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Ahhh, well you'll just have to live without it.

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

And you'll have to learn to live without it too.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Avoid salt and vinegar.
Oh, and lemon juice.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

maybe it's because she's a mum-type figure in their life who actually knows how to control them?
Kaols not scary. He's luffly.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

That's because a lot of these people love their mums, and look at her in the same way.
Or they think she's fit, and she's pumping the lot of them.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Eat a healthy diet,
Get lots of illnesses.
Pretty much the only clear cut way to boost your immune system.

I've met becky
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I eat plenty healthy
lots of fruit and vegies and eggs etc. Just annoyed - if I'm not better in two weeks I won't be able to get my wisdom teeth out and then have to pay just to reschedule.

She doesn't seem so bad.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

you have to get ill before your immune system can get a defence
because you're still young you'll get ill a lot more times.

edit: and yes she's lovely, I was only joking.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Probably need more meat in your diet
There's a reason you have incisors you know.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)

'Eck in Asia, innit?

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I find that having a UK passport
and Universal Healthcare free at the point of service is an excellent way of staying healthy.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I know who you are
hello.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Haha
So do I, now.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I knew all along who it was.
I'd recognise his style anywhere.
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

As an owner of
a UK passport and being in fine health I can agree this is true
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

*sighs*
Way to ruin the meat-sock.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

*yawn*
next joke please.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I'm dissapointed
althegeordie gets fantastic wobbles when he says this.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

it was a once off, I was having a crap day, blah blah blah
next jo- oh wait - you are the joke. My apologies.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

think of something else to insult her for then.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

If he's going to insult me, he needs to learn to spell first,
otherwise all insults are null and void.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Gonzo??

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:35, Reply)

I don't get it, what's going on?

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Immunity
Don't live in a sterile environment where everywhere in the home is like an operating theatre.

I'm quite scared of the humanoid form that stands in front of my wardrobe in the night, but which turns out to be a shirt hanging on the door.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Plenty of fruit & veg & exercise
Works for me.

Unless I'm 12 hours away from attending a bash of course.

*parp*
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

At least you aren't afflicted with Pooflake's Guts of Wrath (TM)

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Inject yourself with Toilet Duck to sort your immune system out
And the scariest person I know is my boss.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Cunting immunities in the fuck.
HIV seems to do the trick quite well, I'm afraid.
Other than that, you'll typically find that keeping up exercise and a stable diet will sort you out.

To the second part of the question "scariest person" etc - c'est moi. I've come closer to self-destruction than anyone has ever done, although some people have recently come close.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Thats normal, actually...
Short term stress (eg, the kind you get for exams) actually boosts your immune system, so you rarely get ill DURING the exams...but once it's all over you tend to come down with about 19 different types of shite because you get a drop in your immune response. It's happened to me every year since I was about 14!

As for cunting it in the fuck...hmm. Depends what kind of bug you've got. Stay in bed, take paracetomol and a small amount of caffeine (it boosts the efficacy of painkillers) drink lots of water and get lots of sleep.

I don't really know any scary people. Wait...does that mean *I'M* the scary one in my friendship group...?
(berk was borked on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)