thanks boss
My manager kindly pointed something out to me the other day. "Halfy" quoth he "Your eyes are quite close set to your nose aren't they you freaky bastard"
Bearing in mind that head widening plastic surgery is not yet available on the NHS this leaves me stuck for a while I guess.

Tell me your freaky traits and bodily oddities that the wonders of modern medicine can't resolve.
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

I'm a fat chick in a thin chick's body. One day I'll escape and everyone will appreciate me for my humour instead of thinking I'm a walking pair of tits

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

see now
a pair of detachable levitating tits would be awesome though
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Doesn't work like that.
You'll just be seen as a fat pair of walking tits.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Fucksocks
I'll stay thin then.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

I have hypermobility
which means I'm ultra flexible. I can bend my leg up to my stomach. My physiotherapist was most impressed.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

so are
most boyfriends I expect!
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Hence your popularity with the boys : )

( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

But very few on here knew about it until now
*awaits gazzes with unbended knees* ,)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Put it in your sig just to make sure.

( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

I can't.
My current sig is too awesome
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I'm green and I have wings

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

SEXEH

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

It's true

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

ive knees
That click and snap like a bitch whenever I crouch down on my haunches.

NHS could do something about it but I don't need it so I'll chill out and just let my run distances fall away.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Aah one of my colleagues has that
It's a horrible sound.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Yep
Doesn't feel too great either, tbh.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

I've got double jointed elbows.
That bend about 30 degrees further than they should.
I can do a crab, only with my forearms and shins on the floor.
And I can stick my tongue up my nose.

But I wouldn't change any of them.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

eww
I can disclocate a couple of toes at will
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

*cringes*
Anything to do with feet is far worse than everything else.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Well, heres the non-medical one
Ok, hold you hand up with you fingers out and slightly spread (but straight). now bend just the top joint of each finger. Most of you can't do it. I can, and know a few others (think its around 1 in 50 or so)
(Tedium {Insert witticism here}, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

I can
with all but my two middle fingers (if you include the thumb as a finger)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Nope.
Can't even do the Star Trek sign!
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Everyone I know can do this
Everyone I know is a freak though...

I have a weird thumb that bends quite freely at 90 degrees by itself
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

I can write with my feet
But it's not a very good talent
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

I have hair that defies the laws of chemicals.
I've had it chemically straightened twice and it still flicks up at the end.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

I have double jointed hips. Truth.
Also my cock leaks buckets of precum, etc.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Mine doesn't do that
but I wish it did.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Mine's excessive
to the point where I need to catch it in a jar.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

My hair
is completely gray, and I'm only 32.
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 5:53, Reply)