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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 0:00)
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This is a QotW answer Has anything interesting happened
over the last three days? I've been out on Site and feel strangely out of touch with the internet.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment your mum dropped by
etc
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I thought I saw you earlier
turns out it was a farmer disembowling an otter.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You should've gone to Specsavers.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You shouldn't have been walking round
with a face like a freshly raped donkeys arse.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You only recognise such a face
because you're an arse raper of fresh donkeys.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Better than being a predatory peado.
Oh yes I went there!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment HE TOLD ME HE WAS 16!!!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment LIES ON THE INTERNET
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment but I'm from QOTW
and we speak the truth. FACT!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You've been on here an awful lot recently.
What's going on.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Internet grooming

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He was lying.
That's why we tried to warn you off. Why do you think I kept telling you about how clean my toilet was.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I thought that was a euphemism.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It was.
I was really boasting about how my oven was now really clean.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *'turns on' oven*

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *squirts early oven cleaner*

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *dons rubber 'glove'*

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Surely I should be wearing the 'glove'

*looks*

Oh I see.

Hello Brian.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment GET A ROOM
Internet chatrooms don't count for you two.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment al's too old for me

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've got two pubes
therefore she's not interested. She's like a greyhound.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment lol - fucking win, what a statement!
I nearly choked on my Werther's Original again.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment did you actually laugh out loud?
Or was it more of a MFOTFABL moment.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I began by MFOTFABLing
but as I visualised it I emitted a small chuckle that was audible within a two metre range
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment So the small boy currently performing
cunnilingus on you probably thought you were laughing at him.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He can't hear anything.
My thighs are clamped too tightly around his head.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm reading this you know
:(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hmmm. Are you old enough
to have learned to read?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He's old enough.
Just too stupid.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Grrr
None of the comebacks I can think of are suitable for a public forum :(
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 'cos you can't read.
You're just guessing.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Not tonight James
I don't fancy a trip to the pub.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But you promised.
I hate you.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment At least I chew my food with my own fucking teeth!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you weren't complaining about the gums though,
were you?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You were trying your hardest
I couldn't bring myself to crush your feelings like that.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hard
didn't enter into it
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's not what your bruises say

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *smug grin*

(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment If you could find food
that you'll ACTUALLY EAT
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm not THAT fussy an eater
You just chose mong food! Food for mongs!
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Cheese.
Cheese.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well I was trying to spare you some dignity
By not bringing up your cheesy clunge.

Kudos for having no shame.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Whatever I caught,
I caught it within 5 minutes of touching you
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment yes, you weren't here earlier on were you?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was here for about an hour
on Monday afternoon, but not since then. Has someone been al editing in my absence?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh I'm sorry I thought it was you,
it must have been someone else.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Has someone gone and registered
a username similar to mine then?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment that must be it.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you've lost me now.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment no, you've lost ME now!

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What, forever?
What if I buy you chocolates and roses? I can change, really I can, I promise, it won't be like last time. It was just you made me so angry. I didn't mean to do it, but you wouldn't stop would you, you wouldn't let it go.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You didn't text me while you were away!
It was a test!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I did wonder where you'd gotten to
but figured YM would pass on a message...through her gigantic gnarly flaps
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Haha!
Flange semaphore?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment She does
semaphore with them

edit - AHA me and kaol think alike too much
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment HA!
BEAT YOU!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah...
We've got the same brain.
Poor you.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment How was Donington?
Did you see ZZ Top? Were FNM as good as you hoped?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Didn't see ZZ Top...
Watched someone else instead.

FNM were epic-sexy-amazingness.
I'm currently rocking out to The Real Thing, as a matter of fact.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No need for ear trumpets with her flaps

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment since no one else is going to do it...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_semaphore
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I just read that as slag semawhore
Like YM
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ....
no too easy.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Like Sunday morning.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Again,
like YM
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment fu vt

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pffft

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I keep meaning to be nicer to her as well.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Suck it bitch

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *huggles*
god... I feel dirty after posting that,
ughhh
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hello al
You didn't miss a thing during your enforced absence. Everyone was just killing time until you got back.

You cunt.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Woo!
I'm glad I'm so vital to other peoples enjoyment of this place that they all stop when I'm not around.

I hate missing out on stuff. I'm just speed reading the last few days posts to see if anything interesting happened.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You missed a link to my band's myspace.
That's pretty much it.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I worked for a whole day today
and now I'm sitting drinking beer in my pants waiting for a thunderstorm.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment We still haven't had a fucking thunderstorm here,
I'm getting impatient.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment We had a superb one on monday night
there was hail and everything.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment We did early evening, but it was all over far too soon
as with so many things.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Like spakkas pre cum

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's a non starter
doesn't count
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment MK
Isn't allowed proper weather.
The Met Office told me.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment the sun always shines in MK

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're thinking
of TV.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Not fully though.
Never more than 80%
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you're taking an awful lot of interest in the sunshine ratio of an area...
Especially for someone who claims they're not a vampire.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've got a degree in climatology.
Fact.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment This is not fact
He is simply a vampire.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment waiting for a thunderstorm.
in my pants
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I saw that.
I like it.

My Firefox won't play music on myspace so I had to use shitty Internet Explorer though.

Is Clendrix really in Paris? I thought that was a joke to annoy VC, what with her not needing a visa or anything.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh right! Glad you like it!
Yeah, she really is in Paris.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ooooooooo
get her. I hope she buys me something nice.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I told her to get me garlic.
She said it'd kill me.
I'M NOT A FUCKING VAMPIRE.
Who started this terrible lie?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's not a lie
I've never seen you in the sunshine.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hmmm...
That's a fair point.
BUT A COINCIDENCE.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'll believe you on saturday.
Unless you crumble to dust. In which case I will feel vindicated.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ok...
Where can I get Factor 10,000 suncream from?
I was trying to learn to play guitar earlier.
It was a terrible mess.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Did you use a knife
instead of your fingers?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nope.
I used a pick.
But I'm simply not very good.
The strings are too close together. It feel all wrong!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment aren't they called plectrums?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Er...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guitar_pick
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No he meant an ice pick
If it's not sharp and metallic, he doesn't like it.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Actually,
I do play bass with a metal pick normally.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's gonna rain on Saturday :(

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No it isn't.
Yes it is.

No it isn't.

Etc.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment it's not.
Oh

It cocking well is. Fuck that, Metcheck is always wrong. I have hope, this saturday will be sunny.

I'm doing the bacon explosion in the oven anyway and just crisping it on the BBQ, so we won't go without, don't worry.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You want to be careful with that.
Getting spunk off a grill pan is nigh on impossible.

so i'm told
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment bbq fail

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's becuase I don't have a gas BBQ
Although, I don't really think they are BBQ's, they're just outdoor cookers.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment correct,
you could still do it on a normal charcoal bbq you just need something to reflect the heat like some sheet metal. Also don't put it directly over the coals.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's keeping the temperature relatively level
for over an hour which is nigh on impossible with a charcoal fire.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment and I thought you were a man...

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But you met him on Saturday
How could you possibly think he was a man?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I thought that was an imposter.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Cool, I don't fancy food poisoning that much
My cheesecake will be all of the WIN
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment My "chips and dips" will be the finest in all the land.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Houmus?

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Dunno.
I'll have to go to a shop. I don't live in London.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment don't get the shit with additions like red pepper or whatever
it's almost always worse than normal houmus.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was thinking salsa.
If I lived nearer, I'd make salsa. And houmus.
But it's not practical. Don't wanna take dips with me to a cowboy-rock gig on Friday night.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's the pale skin that does it as well.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'll have you know that I got sun-burn at the weekend.
I now have a farmer-tan.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What?
On your fangs?

Is it possible for enamel to tan?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's not a tan
it's a tea stain.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment
tea precum stain
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nah, that doesn't happen to me.

(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You are mistaspakkaman
AICMFP
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm going to sleep now
Sleep tight everybody. Don't let thoughts of me smiling at you while I slowly stroke my well lubed erection keep you awake.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Awesome!
I'm gonna sleep well tonight :D
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm off too.
'Night.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

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