World leaders are about to push the button, but you dear b3tan are allowed to take five people into a shelter
where there is enough food and water and other amenities to keep you going until the nuclear fallout has passed. Who do you take and why?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

I'll just go in alone and eat five times the food,
I don't want to take any chances.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Hmmm...
My girlfriend, and 4 stupid but muscle-bound people for food.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Fry & Laurie for humour
My daughter for obvious reasons, Lemmy for anecdotes and Woody Allen so I can have someone to bully and pick on.


EDIT shit - that leaves no-one for sex and I should have picked a top chef. Bugger!
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Haha!
I got food AND sex covered in mine.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

you want fat people,
not muscle-bound people. Better meat. Try feeding them on milk all their days for that human veal.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Hmm... Girlfriend and twins. That's three.
Fourth? I'll swap them for the cats.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I read that at first as
"The Twins". Like... The ones that used to hang around with Pat Sharpe in Funhouse.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Actually...
...I'd have to think carefully about which twins to take now.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

...

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Me and four clones of me.
Now that's a party!
( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

The Fritzl family
They'd be good in a bunker, they'd know how to keep the spirits up.
(Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:36, Reply)

And they'd be well up for dirty group sex?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah
And it seems they're very fertile. We could create a new superhuman interbred race!
(Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

...
interbred
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

They would have mahoosive foreheads
which would make them telekinetic, and we could hunt for food when the fallout has died away by them just thinking about it. One of them could probably turn invisible, and another would have super-strength. It's be like the Fantastic Four really.
(Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Hahaha!
I like this a lot.
*clicks*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Easy
Wife, son and 3 vaccuous nubiles for breeding purposes afterwards. We can always eat the babies.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Oh man, chicks would totally dig me if I could do that !
I'm taking a troup of hot chicks.

Don't all line up at once here.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

It remnds me of an answer Alan Whicker gave when asked;
'What 6 things would you take with you to a Desert Island'

his reply?

"Two blondes, two brunettes and two redheads"
( The Great Architect, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Hmmm
Ray Mears, Hugh Fearley Whittingstall, Mum (for survival skills after, veg growing, and cleaning, respectively), and Megan Fox and Kristin Kreuk for breeding purposes.
( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

some children
you know, for the sex.
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)