An open letter to Virgin Trains
Re. Your website

STOP SENDING ME ROUND IN FUCKING CIRCLES YOU FUCKING BASTARDING RETARDS. I HAVE ALREADY REGISTERED AS A FUCKING CUSTOMER - AT LEAST, I'VE ALREADY ENTERED MY DETAILS ABOUT THREE TIMES AND CLICKED 'REGISTER.' STOP SENDING ME BACK TO THE PAGE WITH MY TICKETS ON AND THEN ASKING ME TO RE-ENTER MY DETAILS WHEN I CLICK 'CONTINUE.' I JUST WANT TO BUY THE FUCKING TICKETS. I'M OFFERING TO GIVE YOU MONEY. FOR THE TICKETS. Why don't you want my money? YOU GRINNING MONG-TREMBLING RETARDS, JUST LET ME BUY THE CUNTING TICKETS. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK, GIVE ME STRENGTH...

Your Mum,
Mr S Crow
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

use the train line or something.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

DON'T TOY WITH ME
_{Actually that's probably not a bad idea...}
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

However
Do check prices as on east coast line it is cheaper to book through national express than the trainline. Weird.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Oh
Bit late for that. Still, I got a decent enough price, so I shan't complain.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Yeah
They offer a 10% discount for booking on line, whereas the trainline doesn't.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Arses.
Oh well. I guess £45 open return from London to Manchester isn't bad. And at least they let me buy the ticket. UNLIKE FUCKING BASTARD VIRGIN TRAINS!!!
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

That's pretty fuckin good

(spikeypickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Are you running adblock or other software that might be interfering with the worldlow of the website?

( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I am running adblock
What is a wordlow?

Am I going to feel very foolish?
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Typo alert
that's predictive text for you. I meant WORKFLOW.

Probably a bit late now.
( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)