Do you remember the Shredded Wheat ad?
Bet you can't eat three..
I once ate 5 in two sittings because the bowl wasn't big enough.

and one time, post-coitus, I went downstairs and made myself five(5) fried-egg sandwiches (which meant that the next day was mainly spent producing rusty water).

What acts of gluttony have you committed?
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

ym
she was mighty tasty last night. Less so this morning
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

5x mars bars
One after another :0(

Once I bought 6 extra large eggs from Tesco, used them all to make a large omlette thing, and every single one had a double yolk!!!
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Double yolks?
do you live near Sellafield or something?
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Not quite
but there are a few mutants round these parts.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Norfolk?

(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

*sighs*
It's not a mutation, it's a natural occurrence.
Some breeds have a higher chance of laying them, due to selective breeding.

The double-yolked eggs look a different shape to regular ones, so when you grade the eggs from a farm, the especially large double-yolked ones end up in the largest size grade.

If your wife had twins, would you assume that she'd been irradiated?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I was refering to the townsfolk in my little market town
I sure the chickens are lovely and not mutated at all.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I was replying to
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic.
Why do people get so confused by nested replies?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I'm easily confused
and not paying attention (I should be working!)
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Two things
1 - Every month me and a workmate get a £16 KFC boneless box between the 2 of us. (Meant for 4)

2 - My McDonalds meals always consist of Large meal, double cheeseburger & 6/9/10 nuggets.

I was never suprised how fat I managed to get so quickly!
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Also,
back in the day when McDonalds used to do 20 chicken nuggets, a mate and I bought a box each.

He then went back in and got a Big Mac meal the greedy cunt.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

...
They still do them, don't they?

I had one a couple of months back!
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

A whole bowl of trifle (large)
But the best bit was stirring it all up into a big mess and using cheese and onion crisps to eat it with. Yummy.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

that is gross
but, I'll give it a go.

However, I strongly recommend you don't have crisps in a boiled egg sandwich. Your brain can't cope.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Oh
And I never have less than 3 weetabix, even as a late night snack.
I think I need to change my sig back.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

One whole box of Weetabix (24)
With 2 litres of milk, and a looooooooooot of sugar. I couldn't move for three hours after but man it was worth it.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

^ This
FTW. I bow to your supreme gluttony
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Cheers!
I can really put food away when I want to. Shame about beers, mind. Two pints and I'm anyone's :(
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

All Hail The Mighty Jim Bob!
A legend in his own mealtime.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I'm gonna be honest here, I don't belive it.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Lies?
Online?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:24, Reply)

WHy would someone do such a thing? What could they possibly hope to achieve?

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Attention?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Well Gonz... you've never seen the true power of the internet fattie now, have you?
Unless of course, you count Mykeyboy.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

You should totally youtube that shit.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

There are worse things out there.
But I am the Chuck Norris of gluttony.

And I don't put on any weight.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Sometimes.....
If I'm feeling REALLY gluttonous (usually Sunday hangover)...

I'll order 2 meals and a starter from the chinese, and pick at it for the whole evening. This is after the glorious lunchtime full English breakfast.

So really the all day beer session, followed by all day grease-a-thon on Sunday... really isn't good for me.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Just a small point
but have you noticed that all of the replies here are coming from blokes?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

We just admit it :)
It's commonly known that fat wifies in public always complain about getting served too much, or make a point out of eating healthy things.

But I know that behind closed doors they're wolfing down raw lard.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Why did that ^ give me the horn?
:S
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Being of the female persuasion and with the relevent weight issues that that entails.
I have been known to binge in my younger days and eat anything that was in the cupboard. Trouble is I could never throw up.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)