So, I left my wallet at home today.
I have enough money for either lunch or cigarettes.

I hate it when stuff like this happens.

What's pissed you off today? Other than Swine Flu.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Do people charge you?
To let you suck on their neck?

And what's pissed me off is that it's only Thursday.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Good god this
Why the fuck is it not the weekend yet?
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

God knows...
that I'm going to Inverness on Saturday to watch Transformers 2 and get a rare KFC or Subway. Therefore he is purposely slowing down time to piss me off.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

If there was a subway around these parts, my life would be complete.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

And a sushi bar.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

There's a good sushi bar in London St. Pancras, if that helps...
Damn good sushi. Damn you- I want sushi now.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

How far away do you actually live from either of those things?

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

It's a tube or bus ride to eaither of them.
Unless you count Marks'n'Sparks sushi, which although is good, I've been spoilt by propper sushi now.

Fuck it, marks'n'sparks sushi for lunch it is, I'm going to have a little cry as I eat it though, wishing it was propper sushi.

Damn, my life sucks without proper sushi, this is the worst day of my life ever.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Yeah well I'm 103 miles away
Fucking gash!
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Where the feck do you live?

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Wick!
www.freedomcharters.co.uk/map.jpg
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

ym
when she kicked me out of bed this morning
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Can you nick fags off someone you work with?
That's often what happens here, it all evens out eventually.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Nobody else here smokes.
The other downside is that if I don't get any today, I'll have none tonight.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Can't you get some after work?
Do you live somewhere shit?
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I live somewhere incredibly shit.
Not even a village.
Three other houses.
My "neighbours" are a load of dead people in the graveyard.
No shops or anything.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Hmmm
Not even a village.
Three other houses.
Up a mountain
In a castle
With bats
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I wish to answer in the future tense.
The new QOTW.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

It might be good,

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

but in reality it'll be shit.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

I'm gonna win it.
With lies.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I'd quite like to see if I can win it with a fake story
I doubt I could.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

When I won it,
T'was with a true story.
It's all about how you write it though.
Line breaks optional.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Damn you Irish, I thought it had changed
shakes fist in cack handed manner
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I should have mentioned in this weeks one how I anounced on Club Reps that I lost my virginaty to a girl so big, you couldn't see her ankle straps.... in falaraki.
=/
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

You still can...

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

I still need to answer this weeks one
I have an answer for once!

Shame it'll close before I bother though.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Not much really.
Servers aren't working they way they are supposed to, but that's about normal. I'm quite happy at the moment, and planning a housewarming. All good, really.

*contented sigh*
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Nothing has pissed me off
Yet.

So far so good...
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Also, work is pissing me off massively
*grumps about a bit*
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I'll delete my post and join in here.
Background noise. That's what's pissing me off today. It's getting right on my tits in fact.

Online.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Argh, everything
- It's not the weekend yet.
- I did something monumentally retarded in the lab and fucked up two days worth of work, which I will have to repeat before going on holiday on Saturday, despite there a) not being two days between then and now and b) not having started to pack or tidy my flat, neither of which I will be able to do tonight as I will be working late.
- Some numpty on ebay has sent me something which is very clearly not what I bid on and paid for and is refusing to get back to me.

raaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh.
(berk was borked on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)