My day has gone completely wrong!
I was hungover. Then got a call asking me to stay off work to look after a mate who's ill. I've spent all day hearing her throwing up, trying not to throw up myself, both of us shivering and napping. I went to the shop for her and saw my mental ex. Despite all this I've enjoyed my mate's company and the change of scene! Later I'm off to a star-studded bash. How's your day been? What've I missed?
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I just heard some shitty news
which makes me feel like a cunt.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Maddie is pregnant and you're the Father?

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Pffft!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)

You just found out Ian Huntley is your real Dad?

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Not as bad as finding out
That your Dad is your Grandad too, and your Mum is your Sister.
And that there IS a world outside the cellar.
That'd mess you right up.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Is that a fart?

(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Nope,
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8107043.stm
I walked past her on the way home last night, she was crying and I didn't ask her if she needed help.

If I'd left work on time I'd have been there when it happened.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

So clearly it's your fault
well done for not leaving work on time. You might as well have raped her yourself.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Not a nice thing to happen,
But it's not your fault.
You've got two options.
1) Deal with it and move on.
2) Dress as a woman. Lure this bastard out. Stab him in the balls.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I know it's not my fault,
but I should have at least done something to help her, I just saw her crying she looked away and I walked past.

I'm pissed off I didn't see anything to help the police either.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)

To be fair,
I would've asked her if she was ok.
Although that would've scared her more :(
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I shouldn't be moaning about me anyway
thats pretty stupid, I'll go speak to the police on the way home, see if they think I saw anything useful.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Good call.
They might say something that jogs your memory.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Although if they ask you the same
question three times try not to get all pissy because they're just doing their job.
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

That's a fair point.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:23, Reply)

but I remember things when I'm told once,
why can't they?
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)

This sounds like a job for the HONDA of JUSTICE
mount the pavement and RAPE HIM BACK.
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Hee hee :0)

(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

DEAR INTERNET USER
DO NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT ME PRESENT.
I'm your only friend.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

DEAR INTERNET USERS
That is my client's story and he is STICKING TO IT
Any quetions should be directed to me, HIS ATTORNEY.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

not the best time?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

NO FURTHER COMMENT

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Not your fault
And if you'd asked her what was wrong or tried to help her, you'd probably have frightened her, considering what had happened. You left work later. Not your fault.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Exactly
At least the police are aware of what has happened so she should be getting the care and attention she needs now!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Whats the star studded bash?
Why didn't you invite me??? :0(
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)

It's some charity ball
There will be footballers, Ricky Tomlinson and Ken Dodd, and maybe some proper stars. I hear Ken is a lovely man and I'm sitting on his table. Woo!
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I still could have been your date :0(

(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

No, because then I couldn't cop for Ken
Silly!
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Pfft!
Your loss :0(
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Ken's gain

(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Touche!

(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Doddy FTW!

(Apantoman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

I know!

(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)