I got exciting news...
Subject to my references going through, I think I've got a house! (Renting) In London... and subject to all that being good, I'm moving down on the 1st July!

Have been mega busy, whipped to submission (and not in a good way - boo) at work, so not much b3ta play for me, but wanted to share coz I'm very very very very very excited! And best of all is that the house is lovely and they are fine with me bringing my dog!

*will be bloody relieved when the moving in is done*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Awesome, which part of London are you moving to?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

A really cool, hip, happening place...
absolute centre of awesomeness...


Eltham
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Btw
As I've not been here - how goes it with the jobbage? Did you go to that reptile place after all?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

I don't know Eltham
sounds like Surrey or Herts to me...

I did a trial shift there yesterday and it was really good. I should know in a couple of weeks if I got it or not.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

*supports*
*mexican waves*

*cheerleads*
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

I see London, I see France, I see DiT's underpants

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

HA.
And not for the first time! ;)
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

ORLY? I don't recall
I wasn't allowed to your fashion show kilt fitting :(
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Of course.
Well, when you see me in the kilt I shall get the chaps and I to give you a private showing. £10. No refunds.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)

WOOHOOO
Looking forward to that :)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Yay!!
Good stuff...

Nah, Eltham is Southeast - it's an old person's town, but it's cheap..er, and nice. Greenwich borough. I'll come visit your shop when you're there, I like aminals.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Ahh, Sarf East London
You'll be near Wormulus hahahahaha
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

NO
No. Really?

Oh dear.

And Mr Psyche talks like that. It makes me laugh. He goes all cockerknee when he's on the phone to work.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Yeah, he's alright though, just a bit of a cock on here
Haha, wait til you meet Gonzo
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Seems you managed to sort him right out...
In a good way of course - I briefly saw his messages the morning after. He did not sound too sparkly!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Congratulations!
You will, of course, have to have a housewarming.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I will
Booze, dancing shoes and feather boas. And leather for the girls.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

HURRAH!
I'm tempted to move down there :p
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

We have TWO spare rooms.
Although one of them has a red carpet and bronze tinted mirrored wardrobes... Niiiice.

Come and stay! Mr Psyche won't even notice.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Bagsy that room
Mirrors sound kinky ;)
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

That's what I thought at first...
But somehow the bronze tint and the gold frame make it seem less so... Mr P was describing the house (as he lives in Londonville already he had seen it first, naturally) and my first thoughts were... one side of the room mirrored - how kinky! We could watch ourselves...

Well, to be fair, we could watch ourselves sleep... But in sexy head thoughts land there is a whole world of possibility for that room. But it would have to be seedy because of the bronze tint and the red carpet.

Waitaminute... seedy is not necessarily bad...
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Well I am all about the seedy
;)
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Seedy is good!
You can grow tomatoes and stuff.

Oh... wait.

Right.

*Ahem*
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

you forgot something
*hands coat*

*shuts door*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

zing

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Woohoo!!
Excellent news, congratulations.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Aceness!
You'll love it here... The best city, in the world, bar none.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Yus

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Let's list things we like about London. I'll go first:
I like the nice tramp at Covent Garden station.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

And the prostitutes,
the ones who hang out the doors of soho touting for business while you're walking through there with ym.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

I like the Northern line as it never fucks up at my station
only past it or on the other branch
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I love the fact that the coolest b3ta people live here
with very few exceptions
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

So me.
I'm NEARLY London though.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Pfft, you're fucking off to Bristol soon. You don't count
my god you'll miss out on bashes. I never thought of that.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

I've not been to one
In ages anyway.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

But I'll see you on Saturday though right?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

If you promise to be nice to Mel.
I know you're jealous, but keep it polite, eh?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

I will try
but promise nothing
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Good enough.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

I like London's many attractions and historical features.
Such as St Pauls, the Tate Modern, and Stringfellows.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

I love going for strolls down the South bank along to Borough Market
and I love the tasty Chorizo sausages I was boring everyone with on Saturday that they serve there. Mmm...Chorizo
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

I work near borough market, I love that!
OK, I love London's multicultural atmosphere. People from all over the world come to London. I love the arts, the theatres, the hidden little alleyways, and the gruesome past!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

SEND THEM ALL BACK!

( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

But have you had the sausage?
I fucking hate tourists, but I love knowing the shortcuts that they don't know about to get across central London in peace.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Those sausages
are all of the awesome.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

*Puts hand up*
Like me?

And the missus of course.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

I actually meant the shit people that are on b3ta that live in London as they exceptions, but I prefer the cool people of b3ta who don't live here
You can be honorary London b3tans as you come to London bashes :)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

YAY!
We shall try to come to more London bashes. My organisation stopped sending me to London meetings so I haven't got as much of an excuse now.

/sad faces.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Get the guy who comes to London to swap with you so you can come instead
we'll have minibashes in your honour
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

I like the sound of that.

( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Everyone loves me.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Are you in London
Does this mean I may catch teh dreaded kaoltardedness?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I've been informed
That Kaoltardedness develops into vampirism.

I'm near London, in a field. Next to a graveyard.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Hello, you Garlic Avoider

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire I just can't be arsed with it all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Soap dodger!

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Just because I've been in France
doesn't mean I didn't wash...
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire I just can't be arsed with it all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

INTERNET LIES

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Leaps on C and gives her a cuddle
How was ghey Paris?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Hello You!
I have had a lot of booze and a lot of smokes and a lot of fun.

Now I'm back and thanks to a gaz from Al, I have caught up on some of the fucking funny shit I missed.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire I just can't be arsed with it all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

I'm sad that you missed it
but glad you had an awesome time :)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Thank you!
I am back to join in and be naughty.
And blame Al.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire I just can't be arsed with it all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Fabulous
Not too naughty tomorrow though please as I have college and wont be able to play
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

If only you'd been here Clenders
it would have been 110% more excellent.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

How lovely!
I was reading fluff-padded posts and feeling a huge rage. But you lot did admirably well.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire I just can't be arsed with it all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Especially me.
With the Power Of Science.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Feeling a need to pad with fluff.....
...Noone says Man The Fuck Up quite like a b3tan.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Then this is what I shall bark at you when we meet :)
Just to shit you up a bit
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

I think I'd be a bit disappointed if you didn't.
I'm also expecting you to carry a whip. Please don't disappoint, I've built up a mental image now.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

I don't have a whip
I have swords though. Does that help?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Hmm...
I'll have to adjust the image... It's quite considerably scarier, I think I've turned you into a dodgy version of She-Ra in my head now.

I do apologise!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Samurai swords dear, not She-ra swords
Kaol has those ones
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Oh god.
Kaol with a Princess of Power outfit. It's just...

Samurai swords... I think it'd be best if you didn't bring those, just in case you felt like hammering the MTFU message home. At the moment I'm attached to my limbs.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

They're ceremonial, so could only do damage if I were really trying
great for scaring people with though
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)

I've got a few.
A Nazi fencing sword, a Samurai sword and a Bastard sword.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

If I ever When I become a qualified counsellor, I shall insist on wearing my MTFU badge, loving crafted by Labs.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire I just can't be arsed with it all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

MTFU badge...
Is there one?

I WANT.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Well
Labs awards them for things.
I got mine for scone production.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire I just can't be arsed with it all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Let the scheming begin...

(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

I've still got mine
I'll be gutted when I inevitably lose it
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

I got mine
Just for being there.

And being Lab's b3ta dad. It's great being a b3ta parent, it has all the rewards of parenthood with none of the financial outlay.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

I got mine for NOT being there.
It was awarded for "Services To Humanity".
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

I got mine for being present when he thought of doing it
and for being generally awesome for services to MTFU
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Full of croissants
And Citroen 2CVs I'd wager.

And bohemians.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Woo Yeah!
You back in the US of K?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

I YAM

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire I just can't be arsed with it all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Yay, good!
I need to Gaz you tomorrow.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

OK!
I will barely sleep now!
I'll be around all day tomorrow.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire I just can't be arsed with it all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Gooooooood stuff.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

I wouldn't mind being a vampire...
Because the outfits are ACE. But kaoltarded... Can I not just skip that step please.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)

That's Essex for the uninitated

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

I like...
The fact I'll be 20 mins from the centre of town, and 20 mins from Kent countryside.

Is a good compromise.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I'm very, very happy
about getting a social life again. Northampton is... well, they used to make shoes here. That's all you can say about it.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

OMG, how can you bring yourself to leave?
I mean, man. Shoes, yeah? Crazy.

I can see why you're coming here!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

They're going to have to drag me away. Really.

(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Alan Moore
lives in Northampton
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Alan Moore
Knows the score.

/board sig?
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

you are in a poppies mood tonight!
my sig? its an alan partridge quote from the day today
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

I'm always in a Poppies mood
I listened to their anthology the other night whilst ironing.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

CoughBritneycough

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)

I've just googled him.
I don't think it's really a selling point, tbh. He has a good beard going tho.

Why on earth did you know that?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Alan Moore is a god among beardy weirdys
And comic book nerds.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Ahhhh
Bizarre... not cool enough I find frequently, not nerdy enough... it's a new one.

Well, if you'd like to swap for my last two weeks, feel free!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

and he has
(obviously not very) famously never moved from Northampton.

Just one of those random facts that clogs up my brain
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)