Excreta
I've just been for a piss and there was a distinct odour of petrol.

Have any of your bodily fluids smelt of refined hydrocarbons? Perhaps you've had a wank that smelt of acetone, or been for a crap and someone thought the council were resurfacing the road outside.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:38, Reply)

No
But everyone's pee has smelt like Sugar Puffs at some point, hasn't it?
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:56, Reply)

Holy shit
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Glad it wasn't just me.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:30, Reply)

Somebody explained it to me once
But I was drunk and they were probably lying
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:36, Reply)

*checks bottom of barrel*

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 7:56, Reply)

And at the bottom of the barrel,
It reeks of pure ammonia
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:38, Reply)

and there
ye shall find the banality is intentional.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:05, Reply)

I sometimes drink piss
and it makes my asparagus smell funny.

or is it the other way round?
I do forget.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:03, Reply)

My piss
regularly smells precisely like roast chicken flavour crips.

As you were
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:07, Reply)

You sure it was petrol?
Seriously, I'd get that checked out. When the human body starts making stuff that smells 'chemical' (like the ketones on the breath of a diabetic)It's time to see a doctor!
(Captain Placid High, wide and handsome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)