It has been pointed out that my best is no longer good enough
so to that end, I'm off.

I'm quitting B3ta, anyone who wants my account can have it.

I've changed the password to "Clendrixisameanie"

Knock yourselves out.

edit - yeah, okay it was a joke.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I don't believe you.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Oops.
Sorry everyone.
The Queen of Cuntery has resigned and it's all my fault.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

FUCKING FLOUNCER
Nice heels though
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Fucking Gorgeous Swishy Coat
*Watches very professional looking SWISH*
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I WILL MISS AL!
But it's OK, because Barry Chuckle has agreed to take his place on the board.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Woo
*collapses at keyboard*
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

You're the best...
around!
nothings gonna ever keep you down.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I hope Bert takes over al's account

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Like we'd be able to tell the difference between one goat fucker and another

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

True
But I haven't kissed bert (I don't think) so it'd be nice to have some more fresh meat round here.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

al's a bottom,
bert's more of a top.
I think that's the only difference though.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

That's true
Bert's cock is a bit odd looking too
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Something's wrong
The first thing that came to mind after reading that post was *rims Al*

I think I need to go back to sleep...forever.

:edit: I could've sworn you were Clendrix until after I replied.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

What?
It's not that much of an insult. Is it? I mean I know she's from that place where everybody is ginger and they talk funny but she has some redeeming qualities*

*may contain traces of utter lie. She's awful. Sorry Clenders
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I am not insulted to be compared to CHCB
and I am horrified to think you might have thought this, you cheeky little shit.

I'm just speechless at your continued retarbness.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I got out of bed too quickly
It made my eyesight go all shit.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

fuck you, stumpy!
*closes legs on way out*
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

The burning should stop soon
put some live yoghurt on it
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I'm not sure whether this is supposed to be an insult to me
Or whether you're suggesting that CHCB is getting terrible friction burns on her thighs because it's been so long since her legs were last closed.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

*tries not to laugh*
*laughs*
I will punch you in the face next time I see you.
100% FACT
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

The month of anticipation will make it all the sweeter.
100% fact.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

it's the shame that's the hardest to bear

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I give him
hours...
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Al come back
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5575644/Suicidal-British-man-saved-by-online-friend-in-Australia.html
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

What the fuck?

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I feel funny...

(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Bloody hell!!!!

( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Was that Vampy?

(himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Aye

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

ha ha ha
Oh god, national news.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

that's probably the most positive news story about b3ta ever,

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Aye
Not sure you can really get much more positive than that.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

"it's really nice to know people take these things seriously"
We obviously need more quickthinking people in this country.
*issues visa*
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

That was me. And Al.
*prouds*
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Wonderful irony isn't it
Although to be fair those that could do something did, those that couldn't have fun.

The most important thing is that he's alright.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I'm going to renounce my flounce
and say, yes this is a good thing.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Ha, I knew you couldn't stay away from us

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I can't help myself
It's like you're covered in internet heroin and I have to rub myself all over you.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

opens arms

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

*covers self in treacle*

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Let's not go that far

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Slow news day do we think?

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I agree

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Or something fluffy
To distract the attention of the baying masses?
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Not exactly a fluffy story is it?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

In my books it is.
Bloke saved form early death. Yup. Result. Maybe a bit fuzzy rather than full grown fluff but look, the internetz is gud.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

The conversation actually went
I will kill myself in 15 minutes
are you sure?
Yes
Are you sure?
Yes
Are you sure?
Yes
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Best. Riposte, EVAH!!!!!

I fucking love that.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

rolls eyes and falls over a dog on the way out

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

*awards 'Internetter of the day' award*
Well done! *appluads*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Genius

(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I think I done a little sick in my mouth

(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Oh for fucks sake
I knew *something* was being released, but that's bloody ridiculous. They got my age wrong for a start.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

How does that kind of story
make the papers? Do the police release it?
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Fucked if I know
All I got asked was if I wanted to speak to the press, the reply to which was a resounding "no". I'm pretty pissed off with this actually - I want to know how they decided that releasing stuff like this was a good idea.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Sue them
for emotional trauma and then hold a big bash and buy us all drinks!
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Going to speak to the police complaints people
I'd like to know the decisions behind this. Not happy.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I went to a funeral on Tueday
On Wednesday the local paper ran an article on the chap (he as quite well known) and stated that he employed a carer for his 3 dogs! Made me chuckle did that
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Then a big bash and beers and Happy Meals!

( Papa Noel I like ta chewit chewit, I like ta CHEWIT!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Cunt them in the fuck
for great justice!
*polishes ruler of doom*
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

I'm not surprised
I'd be fuming. Hope you manage to bring them to justice with a Honda Accord.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

I was wondering that myself

( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

And they didn't even mention your amazing hair.
What a waste.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)