Ok, as threatened earlier
some pics of my garden

pics in replies
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Where?
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

here

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

There?
:edit: Oh they're there.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

My friend Karen was facebook stalking me the other day
she said you looked hot in the bash photos.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

ha!
My sister's gay friend has said similar things :(
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I would offer to set you up but she's a nut job.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I've already slept with more than my fair share of nut jobs
*shudders*

Stupid mad ex.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

I like a bit of crazy

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

So do I
In fact it's very important but she was a bit much even for me.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

fucking hell, you don't hang about
hmm

I meant to put pics in, rather than links. oops

turns out that even after resizing them they are still massively huge in file size, so this is probably for the best
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Here you are
Before:
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/before.jpg

After:
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/after.jpg

As requested, me with a fork and evil grin:
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/vipros_fork.jpg
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Very nice!

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Very
Good work Sir!
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

are you one half of speidi?

( Kristine, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:11, Reply)

no
well, I assume not, I'm not sure what that is
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

well, great job
I'd never be able to do that
it looks ace!
( Kristine, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

good job,
you've got a summer of watering twice a day ahead of you.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

don't I know it....
on a meter too...
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

can you catch any rainwater?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

once we've found an appropriate waterbutt
i.e. not too big and not stupidly expensive because it's not to big
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

rofl
butt
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Bath water FTW!
Or do you only shower?
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

mostly shower. not enough baths to make that work

( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

I love these little insights into your life of domestic bliss.

( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I'll have you know that aside from my life of domestic bliss
I am still a hard-rocking champion stoner
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Yay for being a mulit-faceted human being.

( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

That is very good work
I am impressed. And the photo of you with the fork is exactly how I pictured it would be.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

happy to oblige
I was tempted to put on my suit for it, but I'm pretty grubby from laying the turf still
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Good work
When you coming to do mine?
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

when you start paying me the equivalent of £30k to give up my regular job

( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

you mean, like, as in £30k worth of jaffa cakes?

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

anything will do
I've decided to replace money with bartering and £30k worth of jaffa cakes would get me quite a long way
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Very nice sir
although you have ugly walls
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

This is how I will always see him

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

that's what I was actually wearing
but it didn't come out on the camera...
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Do you like the nipples
and the camel toe?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Where's the tail?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Dammit
I forgot that.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

You're dead to me.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Editted to include tail

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

That fuckin' makes it.
Good work.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

That is indeed a nice garden!
I need to sort mine out now.
( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)