Christ on a Segway!
I've just had it confirmed that daughter's mother is pregnant again... Four kids by three fathers. Nice.

Anyway, there's a distinct possibility that it's a knee-jerk 'emergency' pregnancy due to lots of shit she's been having with her boyfriend recently.

What I'm asking you good people here is, how soon after conception is it possible to know for sure you're pregnant? I'll be really interested to see if this kid is born within the proper time.

I don't think I've worded that very well.

Also, feel free to judge her.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

I think the digital ones can tell you within 3 days

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

You can buy them in the pound store as well, but those require you to wait two weeks
My friend Allie refuses to take the pill or use other contraception other than condoms, so takes a test every month and buys them from the pound store in batches.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Ok
I guess, that's assuming that you're trying to get pregnant and checking regularly doesn't it? The three days thing.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I assume so. I've never tried to get pregnant

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

the pound shop?
I wouldn't trust a toothbrush I bought there.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I replaced the strips with liptus paper.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I don't have enough time to judge her,
I'm too busy judging you.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Heh
What conclusions have you reached?
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

you're very mean about the mother of your child
that makes you a bad parent and the worst kind of scum.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Hmmm
*shrugs* She's got form.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I was only living up to my bastard online persona,
I didn't judge you at all.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I feel unjudged.

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Ask Al as he seems to be the expert on EVERYTHING.

( big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

He's only the expert on this
because he's the mother.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

A friend of mine started a relationship with a woman who had 3 kids by 3 different men.
She was a real class act.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

2 weeks.
basically.

There is a fertile window of about a week each month, and it's the week before ovulation. This window ends at ovulation. Once you've ovulated you enter the luteal phase and it's then too late for fertilization to occur as the sperm has to travel to reach the egg.

Implantation takes place normally about 6-10 days post-ovulation. HCG levels then start rising and that's what a pregancy test picks up. Usually at the time when your period is due. Sensitive pregnancy tests can pick up HCG a few days earlier than the date your period is due.

/pubic health announcement
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

At what point do you have to check under the gooseberry bush?

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

when you're making crumble

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

sometimes I make crumble on my own
and I do that pre-crum thing.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

hahaha.
*never eats crumble again*
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

CHCB
You are a star. Just the anwser I was looking for.

I might run a book or something.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)