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This is a QotW answer Since I am the expert on EVERYTHING (thanks BGB)
I await your questions so I can belittle your lack of knowledge.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ooh is this like ask the internet?
Al is google.

Can't think of anything

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(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You saved me the bother of telling you myself

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Thanks

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why don't my chickens take shelter from the rain?
And "yes", I have tried asking them.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Because they secretly wish they were cakes in Macarthur Park.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ha!
Very good
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment All chickens are suicidal and feel the need to die as soon as possible
Sorry Al
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No way, not my chickens
They rock. They even double-team the magpies that try to steal their food and/or eggs.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oooo!
You've got eyes in the back of your head you have.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Wrong
my eyes are on the front like normal people.

*rolls them to demonstrate*
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why am I still single?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You make nasty comments about the people you like in places where they can see them

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Is she in love with me?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Cunt!
*bats eyelashes*
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Am I going to be in the newsletter this week?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's not looking good
though I have hopes for a late surge.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why doesn't my cock do that precum thing?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Because it's mixed in with the blood that comes out.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Haha, he's skipped your question and went straight to me.
Who lurrrves gonz? AL LOVES GONZ !

/kenan & kell
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Does your willy do that pre-cum thing?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It didn't used to
but my love for PsychoChomp made it happen.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ... how do you make it stop?
*looks down at puddle*
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What am I having for dinner tonight?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're going to have a grilled cheese sandwich
you may not believe me now, but this is the case.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Are you sure?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment see above

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Are you sure?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Should I go to the pub straight after work to watch the cricket?
I'm not much of a cricket fan, but I am a pub fan.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You should go to the pub and ask the person next to you at the bar to explain how this game works.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Dear Al,
Should my cock be doing that pre cumming thing?

Lots of love,

Slip
EDIT: Damn you, V, damn you to HELL.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You got beaten by me
AND Gonz.

You're shit.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're shitter.
You big... shit.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's what all the ladies say
Oh...wait. Bugger.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment do you know where I can hire a gigolo?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He *is* a gigolo.
Gaz me for info! :)
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment www.b3ta.com/talk

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Piston won't even charge expenses !

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment he can't read my poker face

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment poke-her face ! ammiright? ammi?ammi?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment aaaaaahahaha
no
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Can the Employment Appeals Tribunal hold someone in contempt of court?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment We're not doing your homework for you.
Just plead the 5th and get it over with.

Christ, it's like you've never watched Law&Order.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Plus I've now got Mmmbop as my ringtone !
Ha, my phone's better than yours !
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I am jealous of this

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Depends if that person is your mum or not.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm going to see a Texan rock band tonight.
I want to wear my cowboy hat.
Will I be laughed at by the population of London?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yes.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yes
But it doesn't matter what you wear.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment yes

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The population of London
have a healthy sense of irony. Provided you wear your hat in a proud and confident fashion people will respect you.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment
respect point and laugh at
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I choose to go with this reply.
Thanks Al!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ha! Queers 'n' steers
an' ah dont see no horns on you boy
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Will the guy I'm chatting up respond within a reasonable timeframe?
Stop checking your gazboxes, I dont date b3tans anymore
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No
Sorry.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Cunt
Not the answer I wanted.

Alfake
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well I thought you'd rather hear it from the horses mouth
I will respond to you later this evening. I hope the edge of your seat is comfortable.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're a b3tan, you don't count
it'd be more like a pityfuck. Still would though :p
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're not going to throw people off that easily
You still good for 8 tonight?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nope, you're going with your ex's
I don't want to show them up
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's a shame
Would be much more fun if you did.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Jesus, alright, I'll come to the BBQ, OK?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Can I touch you?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh, I should think so.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He will pretend he is "too cool for school" as the kids say nowadays
but secretly his heart burns with passion for the touch of your thighs against his cheeks.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hurrah
He's a silver fox
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Dammit, why hasn't replied yet
unless he's figured out how to google my email and connected it with here. Shit I'm boned.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment When will you tell me your phone number?
I just realised I don't have it
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That kind of information can only be given out on a need to know basis

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I need to know in caseahemwhenahem I get lost tomorrow

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Where is my lighter?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You've recently been in close proximity to TGBs vagina
I think the answer here is obvious.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Shit
damn suction
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pffft!

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh yeah.
I'm going to see someone tomorrow who has offered me the use of his guitar.
Is it bad manners to ask to tune it to Drop D, as I'm too retarded to be able to play properly?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't remember
Bad Manners ever doing that.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment As in just the bottom string tuned to D?
Or the whole thing dropped two semitones?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Just the E dropped to D.
Some people get real arsey about these things.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Can't you do that yourself before playing a song?
I'm sure no-one sensible would be annoyed by you doing that.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Of course I can do that.
I've been in situations before where I've drop-tuned a guitar and had people get REALLY ANGRY with me.
It's not like I fucked their daughter.
It was their son.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment
... and their dog.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It is annoying
Especially if there is no tuner to hand. Drop D-Tuing usually indicates:

Someone too lazy to learn proper bar chords.
Someone with bad taste in music (pop-punk heavily uses drop-d, so Blink182 and Bowling For Soup all the way)

Often they will not tune it down properly and also not tune it back!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm a bass player.
But don't own an acoustic bass.
And I've got a tuner in my bag.
And they'll get to hear my beautiful singing.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why do you mention acoustic bass?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment As I'm not gonna lug
An electric bass AND an amp around the tube with me!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment
I may be being Kaoltarded but what has this got to do with drop D-tuning?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nothing.
Well... I can't play guitar.
So I wanna play and sing some songs tomorrow.
I can't play guitar, so I can drop-D the guitar and play really simple chords.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment the people who get angry are obviously knobs
who gives a shit if one string is tuned down? can undo that in just a few seconds.

tossers
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment YES a million yesses
Please don't do that.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Will Mike Ashley ever sell Newcastle United and appoint a new manager before the beginning of next season?
Or is he going to fuck up quite spectacularly again, the clueless, lardy cunt?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I have two weeks off after today
what should I do?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Invite me over for dinner.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment If you can get to MK between tonight and the 23rd
or after the 30th, you can come to dinner.
I am a good cook
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hmmm...
If I had a car, I'd be there.
A lot of b3tans seem to be good cooks. I am. Vipros knows his stuff.
Clendrix is awesome. If you're lucky I'll add you to the list. And you won't have to suck me off.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm never going to suck you off kaol
never.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment They always say that.
And after they have, some of the light sparkling in their eyes has died forever.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why do I still love Thorpe Park
even though I am no longer 14?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Because you love 14 year olds

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment because rollercoasters are awesome.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Because you've never been to a proper theme park

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment theme park snobbery
this is new.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment no it isn't
ask all of Staffordshire.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It really is
My rollercoaster is better than yours!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment AND I ASKED AL
All of you fuck off with your not real answers!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Is a three-dimensional sphere
or homeomorphisms thereof the only simply connected three manifold? There's money riding on it.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've looked up the lyrics to "Around the world" by Daft Punk....
...as seen here: www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/daft_punk/around_the_world.html

But I think they've missed out the third line in the second verse.

Who do I contact to correct this?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment How cool am I? I have the curous to "Mmmbop" as my ringtone now.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You are Gregory House cool

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Omg!
I wanna BE IN HIM right now.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment House, Gonz or both?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hell,
I'm like Sunday Morning.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment So me then?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I once fucked the girl out of Hanson
etc
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I could totally tap that cutty now.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment can you, or someone, please explain
what an "exempted question" is under the terms of the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974 in such a way that I will a. understand it and b. not want to use the nice-smelling marker pens as a distraction.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment A question that is exempt.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why do you build me up, build me up, butter cup baby, just to let me donw, let me down....
/ac
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment shoosh girl, shut your lips
do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why hasn't he replied yet?
sadface
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Christ, I could end up dating someone who doesn't spend all of their time online
shivers
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It could be worse
He could have one of those busy social life things.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Or a job or something
mind boggles
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Worse still,
Someone who might get confused if you tell the to MTFU.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Tru dat

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment watched pots and all that.
go out. for a week. then be all breezy and la la la when you have 12 messages from him.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Go out for a week
Ok, I'll be homeless for a week, get back all skanky to find him on my doorstep with flowers. MMm...sexeh
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm not going out with you.
You're clearly mental.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ^this

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Fuck you knifey

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Just sayin'.
I think I'm qualified to judge.
I've worked behind a bar.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Have you fallen over a dog though?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I actually did once.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you could sneak past him by pretending to be an urchin
keep him waiting while you clean up and then emerge all fresh and beaming.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Naked
Don't forget about coming back and finding him naked.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment In the street?
that'd be unexpected
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment who, him naked or becky naked?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Either

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment at least that would break the ice
and the law.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why is Phsyco Chomp's texts not reaching Becky?
She seems quite anxious about it.... and becky doesn't seem to happy eaither.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I have the ability to block certain numbers

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment When you rang up O2 to get that facility, did they look at your records and go "Aww, bless !" when they saw you've only had 3 calls this week, two of them being from YM ?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oddly no as I'm with BT

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hah, good cover there, well done.
I'm going to do a smilie face now to show that I'm joking.

=P

There, done.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment When are you going to admit to everyone that you love me?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment When are you going to admit to everyone that you love me?

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Never,
I'm as stubborn as becky.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment This could get awkward.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment it already is,

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Fair point.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Girl on girl?
Nice.




Niiiiccccccccceeeeeeee!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment bindun
not with chompy though. Never happen
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Now you're just showing off
I've touched a girl before too but you don't hear me carping on about it!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It doesn't count when they are asleep.

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But my Mom
goes mental if I do it when she's awake!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I snogged two last weekend, so I'm still a bit YAY from it all
been a while since I last snogged a girl
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Still carping!
Dammit!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pfft, you're just jealous

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Jealous of nothing!
Apart from the woman touching!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Good enough

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's what they all say
WHORES!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

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