So tell me people of the internet
what are your plans for the weekend?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Being in London.
Wearing a cowboy hat.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Being in London
doing a university Open Day. You win.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

...
a university Open Day Captain V
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Tru Dat

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Is that where all the Students get to see how open their lecturers legs are?

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

No,
you're thinking of your mum's house
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

You sleep with your students at my mums house?
FFS, you could use your own bed, that's disgusting, I stayed there on Tuesday, I might have slept in your fanny paste without realising.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

it wasn't fanny paste
it was precum.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

That would explain the texture
A bit like a cats tongue.

If the cat had been gargling marmite.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Can cats gargle?
I know rats can't vomit. And I've never seen a cat gargling. _{Apart from the one that enjoyed being strangled as I bumsexualised it.}
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Oh come on, we both know it was a mixture

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Watch the cricket tonight,
Not sure about tomorrow,
Sunday I'll be clearing my room ready to be redecorated.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Is your mum coming round?

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I don't get the reference
but I'm sure it's hilarious.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

You don't tidy up when your Mum comes to visit?
Or are you freakishly tidy all the time?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

the flat's usually ok,
but I'm clearing my room, not cleaning it. I've got to move furniture and stuff.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

No but yours is
BOOM!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Haha!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I was just wandering if your mum was coming rounf
to redecorate your bedroom.

I would have said, cleaning my room ready for me to paint, or something.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I never said cleaning,
CLEARING! CLEARING!
are things clear now?
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

oh whatever, so you're not redecorating it yourself then?

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Yeah I'm doing it myself
this conversations confusing me, can't we talk about food or something.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

If you're redecorating
you'll want to clean the walls and ceiling in order to make sure you don't end up with dust and shit painted onto the walls. It's basic stuff this.

Use fine sandpaper and then wipe down with a dilute sugar soap solution.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I will do all that,
redecorating is a piece of piss if you prepare properly.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Use good quality gloss on the wooden fittings
otherwise it will go yellow if you use cheap stuff.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I'm not going to do anything to the wood

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Make sure you masking tape them to avoid getting wall paint on it then.
And take the tape off before the paint dries or it comes off in flakes.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I plan to dip my head in the pot of paint and use my head as a paint brush.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Why would things be clean now?
Are you some kind of mentalist?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

you're all autism

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I have all of B3ta on ignore
I win QOTW every week.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Working and revising.
I am so interesting.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Off Sailing
around a couple of Greek islands. Never been sailing before so this should be fun!
(Starvis something for the weekend sir?, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Transformers tonight
Book signing (not my own) tomorrow

er...
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Playing or watching?

( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Watching
I only ever had 1 transformer toy.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I have to work on Saturday...
...well I say work, I have to sit in a stuffy hotel and listen to people talk about our companies finances for hours, and hours, and hours!

*cries*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Come to the BBQ instead

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

This!!!!

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Fuck work, anyway, it's not until later in the afternoon anyway,
you'll have to make sure your better half doesn't get too drunk.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

HANG ON A...
Oh. Better half. Well, may not be entirely accurate, but thank you.

Is it only me who hears 'Bacon Explosion' in the 1990's sega Virtua Tennis voice?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I just realised I was addressing the wrong half
of the relationship. I of course meant "other" half, where "other" is a euphemism for "considerably worse"
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

You spunkbucket.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Is it bacon explosion tiem?
I'm deadly jealous.
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahaha
yes
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Aww
I really really would like to!! :(

this work thing is compulsory. They get you with the guilt trip ‘Well you could not attend, but that would be frowned upon’ etc etc! *sads*

I may be around after this thing ends and am trying to work out if I can hop in a cab with a girlie from work who lives near High Barnet and get to the BBQ so all might not be lost, depends on how sober etc I am on the night!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Hell yeah, you want to do that.
If you don't come along, there is a very serious danger that your good man could have, how shall I put this, an accident involving some gin and some tonic and some lemons.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

No
Not lemons!! Dun dun duhhhhhh! My God man, I'll have to work something out then!!

It would be nice to put faces to usernames! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Oh, we'll be wearing masks
we take our privacy very seriously.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I see
What mask will you be wearing? Gimp mask? Spider-Man mask? Gizmo from Gremlins mask?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Last time I saw him
I took a plaster cast of Devil in Tights face* and I delight in making rubber copies of it and painting them in the style of a 1950s Black and White Minstrel before parading around the hose wearing nothing but the mask and my stained underpants.




*cock
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Ah I see.
*hopes this isn't true*
*backs away*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You've met me and didn't scream that loudly
we're lovely really
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Tries to convince

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

One of us

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

fails

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Hehe
This is true, you're nice, I like you! It's the others I can't be sure of!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

You met me,
And survived.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

That's true
You were also nice and didn't once hit me with a hammer! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

And I didn't try to screw you.
With the drill I had strapped to my back.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Haha
That is also true. I'm sure I'll be fine then!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'm going to be there.
*cries*
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Awww
And you're the BEST!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Yay!
*hugs flim-flam*
*sticks fingers up at everyone else*
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

AHA!
She is Buffy AICMFP.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Pffffft!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I feel I should also add
That I will be getting drunk, going to Camden and to a BBQ.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Oh,
And a gig tonight!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Watching or playing?

( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Watching.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

what gig?

(Roo-oo-oo-ta Underling member of the B3ta 'bite me' club, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)

The Toadies.
Crazy Texan Cowboy Rock.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

The first layer of the caramel slice is in the oven!

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Chillin' this evening.
Dossing tomorrow.
Watching the British Grand Prix and supporting Pakistan in the cricket on Sunday - I've been promised a big posh curry in Southall next week if Pakistan win the cricket.
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I'm going shoe shopping
on sunny Neal St with my Sister.

Then I'm going to buy some sausage and some banana leaves at a market before a Mexican feast in the evening.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

If I met you for sausage in the morning I might not be hungry for bacon explosion in the afternoon
and that's not a risk I'm willing to take, so I'm going to Borough during the week or on Sunday instead.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Sausage
can be relegated to Sunday...
(himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

The market's not open on Sunday
Dunno if the shop is though
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Packing up
my room. Fun fun fun.

God I feel terrible today.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Working tomorrow,
Possibly going to Manchester tomorrow night if I can scrounge enough money,
Then going to my friend's Sunday to get drunk and have a massive bonfire on which we will all burn our college work.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

About to have a spliff in my newly finished garden
then going to have some more. Out for dinner tonight with my band's singer and his new piece.

The weekend will mostly be spent watering and enjoying the garden.
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Did your mate buy a gun?

( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)

OMFGZ!
I want a gun.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Don't let him have a gun

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I think I deserve one.
I'll be good, I PROMISE.
Oh, and I'm going now.
BYE INTERNETS!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Out tonight
but I'm going to behave myself. In thanksgiving.
And there's nothing I need to forget about so I don't have to get drunk and snog unsavouries : )
(Roo-oo-oo-ta Underling member of the B3ta 'bite me' club, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Out Saturday night for multiple buffdy parties
in the Big City (Birmingham).

*leaves before cockneys can jeer and hoot*
( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Cycling from London to Brighton
on Sunday morning, all in the name of charidee.

Sunday afternoon: clutching my throbbing buttocks and crying gently to myself.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

There is definite
opportunity for filth there.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

You called?

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Booze, sex, drugs, loud music, sex, arceny, drugs, maybe some devil worship.
But when I'm awake I'll probably just clean the house and visit my family.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:00, Reply)

Arceny?
A combination of Arson and Larceny? Remember, it's pillage THEN burn.
( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:02, Reply)

Haha!
I've had a drink. Give me a break.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:08, Reply)