Oh the joys of shopping
2 packets of party rings
5 x 150g packet of ready salted crunchy sticks
2l bottle of Dr Pepper to go with the 1/2l of Smirnoff I've got
Several DVDs (Rain man, casino royale, 21, Minority Report, The Bourne trilogy)

All for about £40. Not bad I'd say.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:11, Reply)

mmm
The Bourne films are ace
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:12, Reply)

*approves*

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:13, Reply)

Who's buying the Werther's Originals?
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:14, Reply)

I have them here,
next to my zimmer frame.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:16, Reply)

Rain Man?
What, after a day on b3ta?
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:52, Reply)

And Dr Pepper?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:52, Reply)

oi
whats wrong with doctor pepper?
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:55, Reply)

Me and Dr Pepper have a history
Although I'm better with it now. I survived carrying 2l around last Tuesday. It was even in the same bag I was using in Edinburgh!
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

He's right.
Dr Pepper - what's the worst that can happen?
V, that's what.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:19, Reply)

ooo
does he go all wobbly when full of sugar?
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:22, Reply)

I get wet
and sticky.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:25, Reply)

precum?
precum?
precum?

question repeated 3 times for new improved b3ta comedy value
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:27, Reply)

V has a way of taking 330ml of Dr Pepper
and managing to leak what looks like a litre over most of his possessions.
Pre-cum? It looked like elephant cum in terms of volume.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)

:(
I'm getting better at it though! 2 litres! 2 litres!
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:31, Reply)

oh dear
pint and a bib for cap'n V
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:34, Reply)

I wasn't trying to drink it
It split open in my bag :(
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:36, Reply)

of course it did
dear
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Yeh, it just split open.
That's as true as, 'Yeh, and Kaol, Wookiee and Clendrix were very sympathetic and helpful.'
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)

Although I would like to point out
that I cleaned your beard trimmer and put all your wet cables (fnar) in my bag.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Was kind of you
That beard trimmer finally works properly again now =D
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Thank fuck.
You've been looking like Rip van Winkle.
Ha-ha - winkle
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

!
It hadn't been long since I last used it when you last saw me!
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

winkle

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

I think you'll find
It's called the Leviathan.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)

*inspects*












winkle
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)

It's bigger than column B right?
Right?
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Yes.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Thank fuck

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

It just looked good on the shelf
Watching the Bourne trilogy at the moment.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :o)
Nice balanced diet there - you have your fluid/electrolyte balance covered nicely!
Bourne trilogy is full of win, and I'm such a geek I have Rainman with Greek subtitles ;o)

Extra points for the party rings for they are euphemistic biscuits.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:05, Reply)

I think I've worked out this code now, 2ltrs of Doc P, massive props to ya' homie.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)

Well I haven't
There is no code :(
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Yeah', yeah'...
I know you're in for a night of deborchory (only spelt right).
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Nope
I'm not :(

I'm in for a night of the Bourne trilogy, chipsticks and later some vodka to slow my head down to allow me to do the work I should've had finished by Tuesday just gone.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)

I've not seen it, any good?
That 21 film though, I've read the book.

We should hook up sometime and 'compaire DVD collections', if you catch my drift.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

That'll be easy...
your DVDs are spread out over the entire floor of your flat.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Hah, *shows you*, cleaning lady came today.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

I feel sorry for that poor cow.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

*shows you*, as in, *shows you what you know*....
... that would be quite pathetic to invite someone over just to see a pile of DVDs that was spread out over the floor, that are now in a neat pile.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Yay

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Wooo, you know how to live it up V
See you in 10 minutes
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

*attaches handcuffs to bed*

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

In that case...
*on ways*
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Looks like you were right all along Gonz
You're welcome to come too.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Oh Man ! I totally would if the man wasn't harshin' my buzz by forcin' a playah to to earn a wage.
=((((
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

OMG, it's 8:01 and you're not here
cries
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Oh fuck
I thought you were coming to mine tonight!
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

got "No Country For Old Men" on DVD yesterday for 3 quid.
RESULT!
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)