So
Schumacher is The Stig. Wind up?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:57, Reply)

Well, yes.
As the BBC said 'you have to bear in mind it's an entertainment show'. Also, the stig doesn't drive like an F1 driver. It'd be sweet if it was schumi, but it isn't, great season opener though!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:40, Reply)

I was being facetious in fairness.
I didn't watch it, I don't watch television. I just accidentally saw it on the BBC website when trying to look at the latest transfer rumours.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:52, Reply)

And on re-reading what I wrote.
I should point out I don't watch television because I'm a pretentious wanker.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:54, Reply)

Ah well
At least you realise it.
(Theophilous "Merry Jesus's birthday, and a Happy Dawning of a New Solar Revolution" Thunderwulf needs a better camera, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:09, Reply)

SILENCE!
I REQUIRE SILENCE TO PERUSE MY VAST BOOK COLLECTION OF CLASSIC BOOKS!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:44, Reply)