Another forum I go on just reminded me
since I'm unemployed, I get free dentalcare and eye checks. AWESOME. I haven't been to either for around 2-5 years, so I've just made appointments for both.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I hate you.
I had to pay £120 for a new tooth last week.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Ha
I only paid £60 for mine!
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

His are twice as long and pointy.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

That was last week.
This week it's all about accusing me of being Russian.
Get with the programme.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

oh ok,
Ummm, it cost twice the price because the only painkillers you'd accept was 6 bottles of cheap vodka?
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Da.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

in Soviet Russia
teeth fill dentist!
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Does yours have a tiny robot in it,
That continually tells you how awesome you are though?

...

No?

...

I thought not.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

yes
it's the "robot in your tooth" that tells you those things
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Yep.
He's called "The Steel Avenger".
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

That sounds like something a robot would name his penis
*laughs at column B*
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Although he's made of
Tungsten. Doesn't rust, y' see.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

being employed
I get full dental cover, BUPA and eye checks all for free plus a good monthly wage.

suck on that dolescum
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

But you have to work for it
I used to get that at the vets and at M&S, but they've now lapsed.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I THINK I have to pay something towards treatment, but fillings and routine stuff like that are free
My appointment's not til July, so on the off chance that I find a job before that, I asked how much a check up would be...£16.40 GET IN.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

ugh I need an eye check and new glasses

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I got the usual eye test voucher from work
because I use computers, so they paid for the ten quid it took to have my eyes tested. I had then to fork out the £120 for the new pair of glasses. However, it was money well spent as they make me look intelligent.
SHUT UP.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

If I could take the piss I would.
But I can't really. My eyes are shit.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Yea but at least you look intelligent even if you aren't

( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

For a Russian yeah

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Shut up,
Or you'll feel the wrath of my Nooclear wessels.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

True.
I feel shit today.
Three days of wearing a cowboy hat... And today, NOTHING. My head feels naked.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Oh dear lord the cowboy hat
You're a very strange Russian.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

God-fuckin'-dammit,
I love that hat.

I forgot to mention that I fell asleep with it still on, on Friday night.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I can't remember what I did on Friday night
Let alone what you were doing =/
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

This was after I got
Those business cards from the drug dealers.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Oh right
Still can't remember what you were doing but I do remember those cards!
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

"PARTY TIME!"

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

*blank stare*
I have remembered what I was up to on Friday though.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Should've gone to...somewhere else
My new glasses should arrive soon. They cost me £29 just like the last pair that I lost.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

yeah but those are top of the line Sarah Palin frameless glasses
pshaw
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

You think that's funny.
The style of glasses I currently wear are called Tinkerbell.
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Aw,
bless.

Do they match your duvet cover and curtains?



(That's not a euphemism.)
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Maybe not, but I'm so gonna use it from now on though
Cheers CHCB
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Oh, christ
My dentist went completely private about 10 years back. Not seen one since.
Not had my eyes tested for about 15 years. They are now noticably worse (had excellent sight for years) so need to sort that too.

Anyone know of a NHS dentist in Portsmouth taking new patients? Or how I find a dentist taking patients at all?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I think you can go
to the NHS direct website and they will tell you if there is an NHS dentist taking new patients.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:11, Reply)