The Appocalyse arrives,
How does it happen? What would you want to see in a end-of-society type event?
Zombies? Nukes? Grey Goo?
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

FUCKING MONKEYS
Northern ones
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

One of those random virus that wipes everyone out overnight apart from a few special people like myself.
And Daniel Craig of course.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Captain Tripps?

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Oh damn you, you've reminded me that I don't have my copy of The Stand anymore
Will have to check the charity shops round here to see if they've got it.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I re-read that again recently.
Still good.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Yep indeed.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

if we are talking about proper apocalypse
then whatever leaves me free to go on a rampage before I die.

if there's hope of survival then something that kills most people but makes it pretty nice for everyone else.
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Eco-war.
Me against the eco-cunts. I'm stockpiling plastic bags as we speak.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

This is how the world ends
not with a bang, with a whimper
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:08, Reply)

No,
in mine there will definitely be banging.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

fnaar
fnaar
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Mine too

(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)

What, bangs?
...:)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Eh, Ricky Martin
watch it!
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Who, me?
:smiles sweetly:

:p
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

What's that from?
Seems familiar...
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)

The Hollow Men
by T S Eliot
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I don't know how it will happen...
But I know that before the world ends, Kaol will simply post "Whoops"
( Agnostic Antichristmas why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Haha!
It's possible.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

When I was wee
I had a nightmare - a giant bumble-bee had attacked our town.

It was like the bumble-bee out of Stoppit and Tidyup (excellent cartoon btw).

Now that would be an awesome apocalypse.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

A lovely fluffy virus
Which only targets the newly found evil and chav genes. That should leave a lovely place fit for Me to rule.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

The instaneous deaths
of those who cannot spell. Particularly 'apocalypse'.
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

WIN

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Bugger!
*dies*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Ohhhh the irony
Instaneous???

/watches Monty instantaneously die
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Great spot
*chuckles*
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

*dies sidninfofnftaneussssly*
shit
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:45, Reply)

It'll end at 88 degrees
This thread makes me want to read Tempapocalypse.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Tempocalypse?
Shit... I knew I shouldn't keep firing them and laughing...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Dave's Syndrome.
*nods sagely*

Could it be Dave's Syndrome?

Could it be Dave's Syndrome?

Could it be Dave's Syndrome?
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)

For the last time Barry
It's not Dave's syndrome!
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Barry-fact:
"The ashes of Fred West, British serial killer, were scattered on Barry Island after his body had been cremated on 29th of March, 1995."
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I really want a pissup on Barry island

( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Me too...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Island_Pleasure_Park
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Yes!
Lets go win awesome prizes!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:KeyRing.jpg
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I think this is entirely awesome.
Barry Island Pleasure Park, here we come!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I'm not pleasuring Barry.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

But Barry will be pleasuring you
There might even be candy floss!
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Still on the stick?

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Ooer
They were supposed to be separate statements but if you like it that way I'm sure he'll oblige.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

God love that Barry.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Nah.
All the best candyfloss is in a bucket.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

This is a lie^
That bucket of candyfloss was 'orrible.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

But the picture of you with it was lovely :)

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

This is true
Edinbash was brilliant.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

You still ate it.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Aye
But it was 'orrible compared to candyfloss on a stick.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

bagged candyfloss is bad too

(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Not as bad as bucketed

( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

I'll take your word for it...

(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I hope we can get candyfloss
At Barry Island.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

So
When are we going?
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

How's tomorrow for you?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I'm already there!
Edit: Oops, I mean here, of course.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Haha!
I'm seriously gonna get Mel to take me there.
She said it's the shittest place ever though.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

I think it's like the Welsh version
Of Canvey.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

You HAVE to go.
We want a report.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Dr. Feelgood are from Canvey!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

I'm not going as it contravenes my rule of meeting b3tans outside the M25 without sexyteim.
But I do want a full report and pictures
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I've spent far more of my life than I care to remember in Barry.
Do not go there unless you want to get tetanus.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:23, Reply)

it is one of the shittest places ever
it's called Barry FFS

It's so bad that despite the shit little airport being there, an hour away from Cardiff or something, they still call it Cardiff airport. because Barry is so shit
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:29, Reply)

Feel free to pummel me here (oo-er)
but is this ^^^ kosher?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Of course not silly
Only things you can eat and drink can be kosher!
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Dunno.
It's on Wikipedia. Maybe.
EDIT:
babylonwales.blogspot.com/2007/04/fred-west-at-barry-island.html
Maybe it is.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

It'll be something to do with Great White Sharks
all these nature programs that tell you that they are not just mindless killing machines are just spreading mis-information to lull us into a false sense of security.

Don't believe the lies.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

The Hippopocalypse
An enormous meteorite, shaped suspiciously like a hippopotamus, will plunge into the atmosphere. As it strikes the boundary of our mesosphere, it will fragment into several smaller (but still hippo-shaped) meteorites, which will strike various oceans and landmasses.

Tsunami will crash against several key coastlines. Plumes of dust will be jettisoned into the air. A proportion of this dust will be driven up into the stratosphere, and will obscure some fraction of the incoming sunlight as the jet stream distributes it liberally over the lower stratosphere.

Many religious groups will proclaim the end of the world. Mass suicides will occur, as well as flagellations. Vigilante mobs of these groups will look for scapegoats.

The religious right in America will decide it is god's punishment for our letting gay people and abortionists live and the entire population of Texas will become the largest vigilante mob ever seen and will take to the road in their SUVs to smash up New Orleans and San Francisco. They will die of starvation within 12 hours of setting off as all the McDonald's outlets at roadside service stations have closed down pending the return of the sunlight.

Millions of Australians will be tremendously pissed off that the weather isn't really up to having another "barbie."

Most of Northern Scandinavia and any in the Arctic circle are used to living in perpetual darkness for half the year and wonder what all the fuss is about.

Upon hearing that a state of emergency has been declared, and deciding it isn't worth trying to get into work, since the tubes and buses will be disrupted, and the traffic will be murder, the population of Britain goes to the pub.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

b3ta will be coming down at midnight tonight.
at midnight tonight. Its official.:(
(Sadness Tinged with Arousal Shit, or get off the Internet., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

What's all this about b3ta coming down?
I presume it's disappearing for a little while pending some sort of engineering-programming-or-moving-to-a-different-server-type-thing?
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)