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This is a QotW answer Bit of a bargain out there for all Monty Python fans...
Couldn't really think of a suitable place to put this, so here it is on /OT. There's a bit of a bargain in Morrisons at the mo.
The Complete Monty Python Box Set - all 4 seasons, all special editions of all 4 main films, plus live at the Hollywood Bowl. Complete in a Box Set for £24.99. Bargain!

Question for you to generate some replies:
Your ideal 6 guests (living or dead) for a Dinner Party...
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Will Smith, Robbin Williams, Ray Winstone, VC, Beckyxyjklmnop and Captain V.
That way we get some interesting people, a good fight and someone who "Oh diddums, I got drunk and can't drive home, might as well stay then night.".
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Robbin Williams would be really annoying,

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't think that's ever happened to me with b3tans
Has it?
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ooh, I have them already, but I'll pass it on to some friends who might be interested
Stephen Fry
Richey Edwards
Hitler
Tina Turner
Viggo Mortensen
Alison Janney

And Johnny Depp for dessert
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That way Tina Turner can turn to hitler and yell.
Whaaats jews got to do, got to do with it !
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *spangs*
and giggles ;o)

Can you remember the literal road signs image challenge? "50 yds" still creases me up when I think of it.

www.b3ta.com/board/8504541
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't really do the image board thing, but I remember 'moonie' is 'cunt'.
See, told you it works =)
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Haha
My favorite jewish bassed picture is the one of the guy at the airport with the caption "Ocupation? Nah', just visiting".
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment like it :o)
I trained our dog to do "Heil Hitler!" which I'm careful not to do in front of a Jewish friend. Then I was at her house a while ago and one of her cats put its paw up in play.
"Heil Hitler! What a good cat!" quipped I. It really is a wonder she's still my friend....
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Suppose it's only fair I give you my 6 ideal dinner party guests...
Ronnie Barker
Eric Morecambe
Humphrey Lyttleton
Bob Monkhouse
Eddie Izzard
Johnny Cash
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *sprints to Morrisons*
David Attenborough
Spike (not James Marsters though)
Barack Obama (to stun/kill any flies)
Tom Baker (for his twinkly-eyed sense of humour)
Dara O'Brien (that's obvious)
Pooflake (for his scintilating wit)
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hmmmm
Gilles Villeneuve
Nick Cave
Bill Bailey
Audrey Tautou
Bill Hicks
Marquis de Sade.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Eddie Izzard
Jenny Lewis
Viggo Mortensen
Johnny Depp
Michael Palin Hair Pot
Bill Bailey
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hmmm
Ross Noble
Misha Collins
David Sandstrom
My Greatgrandmother
Andromanche
Marco Hietala

Edit: missed one
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Me and 6 clones of Daniel Craig.
*trying to start a Daniel Craig meme*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Wouldn't you rather have
the real Daniel Craig and five clones?
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why?
As long as they look like him, I don't care. I ain't invited him for the conversation you know ; )
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Entirely reasonable point!
:)
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hmm
Stephen Fry
Hugh Laurie
David Mitchell
Bill Bailey
Sean Lock
Rory McGrath

:edit: There are so many others but I can't think of a single (famous) woman I'd invite for dinner.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't have room for 6 guests.
I could probably fit 5, including me.

Bono, who I'd poison.
Three other people I don't like, whom I'd poison also.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment do you have a big patio?

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No.
Arse. I could put them in the wheelie bin, there's loads out the front.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment it cost me £15 from somewhere....
can't remember where that was though, but it was on the high street.

might have been virgin before it was zavvi and before it closed down though
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment My 2 cents, and pence (and possible 'trip to the gents')...

This is probably only a first draft - I don't put much thought into things...

Stephen Fry
Sir Ranulph Fiennes
John Lennon
Henry VIII (for gout advice amongst other things)
Franz Schubert (but would need some sort of 'translator-ma-tron' cos I don't speak da forrin cos I is like...well fick)
Leonardo Da Vinci (although I would obviously have to keep him seated on the other side of the table to Fry)

They could then delight and enlighten me with insights, anecdotes and stunning life experiences, and I could tell them about the time I shat my pants at work.

They would then probably have me removed from my own dinner party for being too much of a gurning cockbrick.

@ Tourettes - I would come to your dinner party anytime darling...I'm a cheap date too...couple of cans of Strongbow and a special Chow Mein and I'm yours to do with as you wish...and that includes using me as a sex toy on DG.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Given the theme...
Graham Chapman,
Eric Idle,
Simon Jones,
Terry Gilliam,
Terry Jones
and Death.

Don't eat the mousse.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment haha, nicely played

(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Reconsidering...
I'd go for:

Hugh
Pugh
Barney McGrew
Cuthbert
Dibble
Grubb

Then I could drop a ton of trump into Trumpton.
(, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

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