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I feel like being destructive and naughty.
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:17,
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TNT dildo?
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Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:19,
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Goldeneye, Facility, Mines Only, One Shot Kills ?
I like the way you're thinking missy ;)
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:19,
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Now we're talkin'!
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Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:22,
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No Oddjob, that's cheating.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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Only if we're playing big heads
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:31,
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Oh man, I should get my N64 hooked up to the big telly.
I think tomorow I'm going to sort out all my electronics.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:14,
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Proximity, timed or remote?
Proximity ftw.
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Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:27,
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If she'll let me
*offers arse*
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:20,
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It's a fine arse.
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:23,
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It is indeed.
*pervs*
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Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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ffs, not again
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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Bucket, madam?
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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Thank you kind sir
voms delicately
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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Ok!
We'll stop it for now.
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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Thank you
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:51,
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Hair pot and Maladicta eh!
It's bloody rife on here.
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big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:52,
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I thought it was why we had the gaz system.
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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It's just far too easy to play on here
We do try to keep it to gaz as much as possible, just they generally take about an hour to write.
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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Why not start your own thread then for you two to play in
Not trying to be mean, but it's a bit off putting when you have to scan down the threads as there aren't markers for where the new posts are.
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:00,
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It's a fair point
It's exactly what I have to do as well when everyone else goes off on a tangent as well.
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:04,
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Pull out Wookies pubic hair with tweezers.
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big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:20,
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Oh dear.
I've already been told off by him today.
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:24,
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I'd hate to be told off by Wookie.
I'd probably cry for hours and hours.
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big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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I did get a bit upset.
But we had a lovely time at the pub :)
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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If it feels good, I say DO IT
what do you fancy breaking?
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:21,
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Stuff, you know.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:24,
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Hello Fred.
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:26,
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Hi Barry
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:26,
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Steve.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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SteveDave
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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Trevor
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:28,
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Bill.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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Barney
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:31,
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Bobo.
OK, WHO INVITED THE CLOWNS?
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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You did ya cunt
Simon
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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Jimmy.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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Boris
the spider
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Tedium {Insert witticism here}, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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Adrian
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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Charles
This is turning into a first name version of Mornington Crescent...
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Tedium {Insert witticism here}, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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You had to spoil the game didn't you. Couldn't just keep playing on. Fucker.
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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I was playing on...
Merely making a comment at the same time
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Tedium {Insert witticism here}, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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great
now I have a shitty limp bizket song stuck in my head!
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Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:26,
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It's all about the he says, she says, bullshit.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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You'll be leavin with a fat lip
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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Punk.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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gah
drowns it out with Strapping Young Lad
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Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!
Ban this sick filth!
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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HOW THE FUCK DO I STILL REMEMBER ALL THE LYRICS TO THEM?
*just bunged them on Spotify*
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:30,
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I really feel like smashing some china
and then punching someone in the face.
Not cute punch, like to V.
Proper punch.
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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I'd punch V properly if he'd stay still long enough
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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I'll hold, you punch?
/team
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:28,
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Works for me
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:31,
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I sit still sometimes
I was still for quite some time while I devoured Al's meat.
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Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:13,
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Oh V, SAD FACE.
Nothing is worst than an unenphusastic blowjob, it almost makes you wish you never bothered getting it out in the first place.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:19,
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I didn't mean I was unenthusiastic
Just that I wasn't standing up, moving around, fidgeting or anything like that. Becky could easily have punched me then if she wanted to but clearly she didn't.
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Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:22,
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Oh nice, choose a time when I'm eating. That's cheating that is.
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:31,
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I don't even know if you're joking anymore =(((
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32,
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I hope you're joking
I have never had another man's willy in my mouth, hand (not sure about that actually) or arse (pretty sure about that one).
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Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:33,
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Ohhh, ok then, lovely, fair enough.
*not quite sure what to say to that, but probably should point out I am disapointed that you didn't suck off Al in the middle of a dinner party*
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:40,
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I was joking in my last post
All of those things
have happened. I didn't suck Al off in the middle of the dinner party though; we were slightly left of center.
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Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:46,
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Oh god, such a rollercoster of stiffys, I just don't know what to do now.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:52,
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Give me 10 minutes
I'll be there to do it for you.
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Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:08,
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I'll get the N64 set up !
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:14,
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Fucking win
I've been told I'm allowed to suck you off for setting up the N64 but only if CHCB can watch.
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Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:16,
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Yeah', sure, but only if you let me sniff your fingers at the same time.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:26,
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*destructs*
Naughty, eh? I've been swearing and eating ice cream. I am evil incarnate.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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DIT WORSE THAN HITLER SHOCKER
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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Sooner or later I'll get people marching up and down
and discriminating against people who don't like ice cream. Watch out, world.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:29,
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Phew!
*loves ice cream*
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big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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*reads more Nietzsche*
*develops superman complex*
*attempts to take over world by force*
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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*is meh about icecream*
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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You my survive.
Your aptitude for cooking may just save you.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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Hurrah!
*chucks naan bread around*
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:39,
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Grabs teh sexeh naans before the 12 second rule is evoked
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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Is also meh unless it's Mango sorbet or Chunky monkey
The rest of it can get to fuck
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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I've eaten brown bread ice cream.
Nothing scares me.
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big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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You do realise that comments like this on /talk can produce flounces
the likes of which have never been seen on OT, don't you?
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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Prepares best flouncing knickers
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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Pfft!
Might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
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big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:54,
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There is a place down the road from me called "Cakes'n'shakes";.
They have like 30 differnt flavours of Ice Cream, it's
amazing.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:06,
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What about sorbet haters though?
You've got to watch out for those wiley little fuckers
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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Yeah, those bastards.
With their dirty palettes and beady eyes.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:35,
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I'm one of them ya silly sod
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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Like I said, dirty palettes and beady eyes.
But I like you, so you'll be saved?
What? Himmler's grandma was Jewish and he had her shipped out of Germany before the Nazi's embarked on the Final Solution. Why can't I save Becky?
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:38,
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I'm not sure I want to be saved if I've got a dirty palette and beady eyes
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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Details, details.
These things can be fixed.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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But at what cost?
seriously, I'm skint.
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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Seriously, I'm the head honcho in this new world order
and you'll be part of my inner sanctum. Healthcare and dental free, 12 duvet days a year and final salary pension. :)
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:46,
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Ooh can I be head of defence again please?
I like having all the weaponry at my disposal
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:52,
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*appoints*
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:55,
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Deviltania resurrection going on back up there
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:57,
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Yeah.
I think it's best left there before all the internet wants jobs in a fictional country that is based purely on my overactive imagination.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:00,
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Fuck off then
Deviltania is mine
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:01,
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Bloody immigrants.
You all look the same.
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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It's better now, doesn't have a stupid name anymore
FASCIST
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:03,
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I rather think not.
The citizenship of Deviltania remains as it is. Just no more forrins, that's all. Clendrix will be head of immigration, although she'll probably think it's the same guy applying over and over again.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:05,
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And I shall keep saying
NO.
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32,
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I am now listening to Will Smith cos he is black.
Actually it's because Gonzo just sent it to me and now my computer is playing it.
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:06,
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REVERSE RACIST
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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Basicly, being on the dole then.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:12,
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Strikes off list of invites to Beckumbia
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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Ohh, =((((
With your vast natural resources, such as...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:22,
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Bollocks to that, I don't work for an eco friendly company anymore
Beckumbia is into bombing everyone and maiming fuckers.
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:26,
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I think a pre-emptive strike on Frien Barnet is in order.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:42,
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Come down to Ashford
and cunt Stalker Girl in the fuck for me.
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Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27,
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Oh, I was in Ashford only the other day.
Didn't see her from the train.
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:29,
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You may have heard her.
What were you doing in chavland may I ask?
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Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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Whisking through it on the way to/from Paree.
It was the best way to see it, I think - at 100mph from behind toughened glass.
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32,
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Joke!
Q. How do you toughen glass.
A. Tell it to MTFU.
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big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33,
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oh god
groans and chuckles
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Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:35,
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*spang*
A kind, gentle, that-really-was-funny spang.
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Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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Ah, I didn't realise you'd gone on E*.
How was it? Delays of 60 minutes or more? Randomers in the buffet car looking like they wanted you to talk to them?
And it is the best way to see it ;)
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Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36,
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Left on time. Arrived on time.
Decor was horrible.
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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Decor is in hand.
Can't say much for corporate sekrit sake, but it's being redone soon.
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Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44,
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How about working for a demolition company
while mooning.
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mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:43,
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spray paint a cdc on your cube
damn the man
*punches the air*
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Kristine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:47,
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I don't work in a cube.
I wish I did though - I love those cube things.
/borg
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clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:52,
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My office has glass walls
*ponders giant CDCs thereon*
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Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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Cube? Is that code for something?
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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your vagina
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Kristine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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A cuboid vagina?
Like a Rubik's cube?
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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I actually meant cubicle but vagina sounded better
ya know vagina=box
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Kristine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:59,
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Pfft
I got you.. I just wanted to say Rubik's Cube.
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:00,
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I bet you did
bow chicka wow wow
*finger guns*
*winks*
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Kristine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:29,
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I don't like having stuff painted on my vag, so I'll pass.
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beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:56,
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