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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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This is a QotW answer I feel like being destructive and naughty.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment TNT dildo?

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Goldeneye, Facility, Mines Only, One Shot Kills ?
I like the way you're thinking missy ;)
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Now we're talkin'!

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No Oddjob, that's cheating.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Only if we're playing big heads

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh man, I should get my N64 hooked up to the big telly.
I think tomorow I'm going to sort out all my electronics.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Proximity, timed or remote?
Proximity ftw.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment If she'll let me
*offers arse*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's a fine arse.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It is indeed.
*pervs*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ffs, not again

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bucket, madam?

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Thank you kind sir
voms delicately
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ok!
We'll stop it for now.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Thank you

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hair pot and Maladicta eh!
It's bloody rife on here.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I thought it was why we had the gaz system.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's just far too easy to play on here
We do try to keep it to gaz as much as possible, just they generally take about an hour to write.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why not start your own thread then for you two to play in
Not trying to be mean, but it's a bit off putting when you have to scan down the threads as there aren't markers for where the new posts are.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's a fair point
It's exactly what I have to do as well when everyone else goes off on a tangent as well.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pull out Wookies pubic hair with tweezers.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh dear.
I've already been told off by him today.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'd hate to be told off by Wookie.
I'd probably cry for hours and hours.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I did get a bit upset.
But we had a lovely time at the pub :)
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment If it feels good, I say DO IT
what do you fancy breaking?
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Stuff, you know.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hello Fred.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hi Barry

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Steve.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment SteveDave

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Trevor

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bill.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Barney

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bobo.
OK, WHO INVITED THE CLOWNS?
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You did ya cunt
Simon
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Jimmy.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Boris
the spider
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Adrian

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Charles
This is turning into a first name version of Mornington Crescent...
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You had to spoil the game didn't you. Couldn't just keep playing on. Fucker.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was playing on...
Merely making a comment at the same time
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment great
now I have a shitty limp bizket song stuck in my head!
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's all about the he says, she says, bullshit.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You'll be leavin with a fat lip

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Punk.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment gah
drowns it out with Strapping Young Lad
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!
Ban this sick filth!
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment HOW THE FUCK DO I STILL REMEMBER ALL THE LYRICS TO THEM?
*just bunged them on Spotify*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I really feel like smashing some china
and then punching someone in the face.
Not cute punch, like to V.
Proper punch.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'd punch V properly if he'd stay still long enough

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'll hold, you punch?
/team
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Works for me

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I sit still sometimes
I was still for quite some time while I devoured Al's meat.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh V, SAD FACE.
Nothing is worst than an unenphusastic blowjob, it almost makes you wish you never bothered getting it out in the first place.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I didn't mean I was unenthusiastic
Just that I wasn't standing up, moving around, fidgeting or anything like that. Becky could easily have punched me then if she wanted to but clearly she didn't.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh nice, choose a time when I'm eating. That's cheating that is.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't even know if you're joking anymore =(((

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I hope you're joking
I have never had another man's willy in my mouth, hand (not sure about that actually) or arse (pretty sure about that one).
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ohhh, ok then, lovely, fair enough.
*not quite sure what to say to that, but probably should point out I am disapointed that you didn't suck off Al in the middle of a dinner party*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was joking in my last post
All of those things have happened. I didn't suck Al off in the middle of the dinner party though; we were slightly left of center.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh god, such a rollercoster of stiffys, I just don't know what to do now.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Give me 10 minutes
I'll be there to do it for you.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'll get the N64 set up !

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Fucking win
I've been told I'm allowed to suck you off for setting up the N64 but only if CHCB can watch.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah', sure, but only if you let me sniff your fingers at the same time.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *destructs*
Naughty, eh? I've been swearing and eating ice cream. I am evil incarnate.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment DIT WORSE THAN HITLER SHOCKER

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Sooner or later I'll get people marching up and down
and discriminating against people who don't like ice cream. Watch out, world.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Phew!
*loves ice cream*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *reads more Nietzsche*
*develops superman complex*
*attempts to take over world by force*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *is meh about icecream*

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You my survive.
Your aptitude for cooking may just save you.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hurrah!
*chucks naan bread around*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Grabs teh sexeh naans before the 12 second rule is evoked

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Is also meh unless it's Mango sorbet or Chunky monkey
The rest of it can get to fuck
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've eaten brown bread ice cream.
Nothing scares me.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You do realise that comments like this on /talk can produce flounces
the likes of which have never been seen on OT, don't you?
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Prepares best flouncing knickers

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pfft!
Might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment There is a place down the road from me called "Cakes'n'shakes";.
They have like 30 differnt flavours of Ice Cream, it's amazing.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What about sorbet haters though?
You've got to watch out for those wiley little fuckers
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah, those bastards.
With their dirty palettes and beady eyes.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm one of them ya silly sod

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Like I said, dirty palettes and beady eyes.
But I like you, so you'll be saved?


What? Himmler's grandma was Jewish and he had her shipped out of Germany before the Nazi's embarked on the Final Solution. Why can't I save Becky?
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm not sure I want to be saved if I've got a dirty palette and beady eyes

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Details, details.
These things can be fixed.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But at what cost?
seriously, I'm skint.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Seriously, I'm the head honcho in this new world order
and you'll be part of my inner sanctum. Healthcare and dental free, 12 duvet days a year and final salary pension. :)
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ooh can I be head of defence again please?
I like having all the weaponry at my disposal
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *appoints*

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Deviltania resurrection going on back up there

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah.
I think it's best left there before all the internet wants jobs in a fictional country that is based purely on my overactive imagination.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Fuck off then
Deviltania is mine
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bloody immigrants.
You all look the same.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's better now, doesn't have a stupid name anymore
FASCIST
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I rather think not.
The citizenship of Deviltania remains as it is. Just no more forrins, that's all. Clendrix will be head of immigration, although she'll probably think it's the same guy applying over and over again.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And I shall keep saying
NO.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I am now listening to Will Smith cos he is black.
Actually it's because Gonzo just sent it to me and now my computer is playing it.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment REVERSE RACIST

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Basicly, being on the dole then.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Strikes off list of invites to Beckumbia

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ohh, =((((
With your vast natural resources, such as... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bollocks to that, I don't work for an eco friendly company anymore
Beckumbia is into bombing everyone and maiming fuckers.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think a pre-emptive strike on Frien Barnet is in order.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Come down to Ashford
and cunt Stalker Girl in the fuck for me.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh, I was in Ashford only the other day.
Didn't see her from the train.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You may have heard her.
What were you doing in chavland may I ask?
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Whisking through it on the way to/from Paree.
It was the best way to see it, I think - at 100mph from behind toughened glass.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Joke!
Q. How do you toughen glass.


A. Tell it to MTFU.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oh god
groans and chuckles
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *spang*
A kind, gentle, that-really-was-funny spang.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ah, I didn't realise you'd gone on E*.
How was it? Delays of 60 minutes or more? Randomers in the buffet car looking like they wanted you to talk to them?

And it is the best way to see it ;)
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Left on time. Arrived on time.
Decor was horrible.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Decor is in hand.
Can't say much for corporate sekrit sake, but it's being redone soon.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment How about working for a demolition company
while mooning.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment spray paint a cdc on your cube
damn the man
*punches the air*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't work in a cube.
I wish I did though - I love those cube things.
/borg
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment My office has glass walls
*ponders giant CDCs thereon*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Cube? Is that code for something?

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment your vagina

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment A cuboid vagina?
Like a Rubik's cube?
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I actually meant cubicle but vagina sounded better
ya know vagina=box
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pfft
I got you.. I just wanted to say Rubik's Cube.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I bet you did
bow chicka wow wow

*finger guns*

*winks*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't like having stuff painted on my vag, so I'll pass.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

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