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(I helped save b3ta! rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 0:00)
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This is a QotW answer Bit empty tonight isn't it?
Where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 20:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Suckin' on yo titties like they wanted you,
Callin you, all the time like blondie
Check out your chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yes, that's exactly what they're doing.
*wishes she knew what you were talking about*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I likes :)
Need to get into more music, really. Any other recommendations you can throw my way, good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment


www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N_x6aYcO8Y&feature=related
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh baby now we're talkin

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ^ This.
Looks like I missed a fair bit while b3ta was not here and I was at work... am catching up.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No
no we aren't.

And we won't be in the future either.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh but we could
it could be fun
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Geekytalk
I just ran by a character in World of Warcraft called Maladicta...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I thought I was unique and special.
*sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No
this is better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y4zN2uAdB4
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm quite partial to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcu7OCIqlqE
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh I love that song, it's awesome
Evening cunts and cuntesses, how are we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Slightly sunburnt

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I have very amusing tan lines from today
I thought it was just my stomach, but it's the tops of my thighs as well. This does not bode well for tomorrow's date.
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Slut

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh get to fuck you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What's wrong with you?

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Me? She/he/it called me a slut
that's not nice in my book after she/he/it showed me their tits. I bet they weren't even theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Fuck my pain away
Baby
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I would
but you're not attractive enough for me.

sorry
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Methinks you're standards are too high
For your face
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You could cut the pain away?

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No ta
Emo is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Your call

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Please edit it
looking at such a piss awful spelling error is starting to offend my eyes.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Sorry, I didnt realise the grammar police lived here

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment They are everywhere.
They're omnivorous.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment They don't
I'm not normally bothered on the difference between your and you're, but that was neither, which makes it the spelling police, not the grammar police.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment pedant
I cant help it if I have autism
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I suspect that may be a lie.

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment on the Internet
no less
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pfft.
N00b.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment BAN THIS SICK FILTH
N00B meatpuppet
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Excuse plz
But what do you mean?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You know what she means

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't, tho.
I am new & confused. I bet youll try to take advantage of me and my firm young breasts.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Depends if you're a lez-been or not

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment She just gazzed me her tits so I reckon so
pretty firm though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nice
forward them to me would you.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you've got to pander first
maybe she'll send them to you then. It'd be breaking a code of ethics for me to forward them.

Edit: Hey Gaz doesn't have the forward function. How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You weren't meant to tell anyone...
Now I shall put the baby oil away!
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Funspoiler

(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment POIDH
Want to see!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well...
I do like both girls and boys, that much is true.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ORLY
shame I don't date b3tans anymore as you've got rather nice looking norks
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh I really wish I could see these firm, young and delicate breasts
surely they must belong to a truly wonderous person, I bet the person who they belong to is really fun to talk to and love fluffles and kittens and ... Seriously, how can anyone type that kind of shit? I'm bored just reading two fucking lines.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Put me on ignore then
I have several of your type on there and I only signed up a few days ago.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment People like
the creepy guy in Terminator 2 who licks Sarah Conners face?
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ewwwwwwww he totally creeps me out
is he a b3ta guy then? He's horrible and lecherous
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I dispise that guy
I think that's where I got the licking faces thing from though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Where the fuck did you hear her?
I thought she was an acquired taste.
(I helped save b3ta! big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I used to play that song at my club night
Filthy filthy tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Filthier the better.
Am also partial to listening to HWC by Liz Phair on the bus to work. Makes me grin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I prefer Fuck and Run

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I love all her stuff.
She's unapologetically dirty and I shouldn't want to be her a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I first heard the lyrics
being quoted by Jason Mewes in Mallrats.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Mallrats is full of win.
*wants to watch it again now*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's got nothing on Clerks

(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *has not seen*
*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Get thee to Pirate Bay now!
*shakes head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Fuck off, get to a bloody dvd store or play.com or some such retailer. This needs to be purchased

(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I had to buy
it on Region 1 as it didn't used to be available in Region 2 and I had to own a copy
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Same here
All of my Kevin smith films are region one except for Jersey girl which I refuse to buy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Jersey Girl?
What's that about again?
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment http://tinyurl.com/bl2cr3

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *steals link for annoying customers*

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Consider it done.
I'm amazed flatmate doesn't own it, it was him who showed me Mallrats!

Secretary arrived today :) as well as Two Pints series 1-6 *awaits flaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I wouldn't usually
but having watched a few episodes of two pints...THROWING MONEY AWAY ON FUCKING PIFFLE AND BILGE. That show is an utter wankfest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The musical episode is full of win.
It's a guilty pleasure show for me, and it was only 25 quid on amazon *cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's twenty five quid
that could have been spent on something so much better.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Shamefully so.
At the moment most of my money gets spunked on phone credit for data charges to keep me sane at work...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Christ, you can buy a rampant rabbit for that
if you know where to shop
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Clearly I don't
*sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I used to send my female friends
Rampant Rabbits for their birthdays for a while.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Stalker Girl bought me underwear.
I freaked just a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What a fantastic present
didn't the boys feel jeallous?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Buy them cock rings!
Everyone wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't think they would have appreciated that

(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Perhaps not.
Not all men do, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment My ex did, it was the only way he could get me to cum though
fucking useless otherwise
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Been there. Not got it.
*sads*
*misses sexy tiem*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment MTFU
get a rampant rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *has one*
Can't use it when flatmate's home, it sounds like a dentist's drill, though! And doesn't cuddle and make tea afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment All 2 pints is Shit.
The sooner you realise this the better the world will be.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's terrible behaviour.
Your on the internet, and you havent seen Clerks.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *shames*
I've been here five years and no one told me I had to :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've got a little red L and I've seen it.
I am 110% of the awesome, and you should bow to me. BOW TO YOUR GOD!
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I bow to no one!
... well, one person. Sometimes. But mostly no.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's so much funnier
than Clerks.
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I disagree
my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks has a lot more mileage than any lines in Mallrats
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment So apparently
does the girlfriend!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment "I'm going to have sex with her somewhere very uncomfortable.
What? In the back of a Volkswagon?"
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Which then gets done to death
Too much Affleck
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm not sure there is a category of Affleck
which is not too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment MOdes of death
Never too much of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No, definitely not.

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment They weren't in Tesco
the car-park was almost empty
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Tesco is a shitty dogging site, isn't it?

(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Worse than
building sites
(althegeordie kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And round the back of the bowling alley in
Ashford.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment God! I wander about thinking I know it all and you young ones have beaten me to it regarding filth.
*gets cardigan and knitting and gives up*
(I helped save b3ta! big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *joins BGB in a nice cup of tea*

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I dunno!
You get your bits pierced and think that's it, I'm hardcore and some young whippersnapper and gone and outdone you by having sex with a one legged bi-sexual rugby player and you think....why do I bother.
(I helped save b3ta! big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment None of my bits are pierced, not the important ones anyway.
All I do is order around and be ordered around, really. Feel like everyone else is getting more interesting sexy tiem than me... outside, up trees, in hotels, and can not has yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Getting your bits pierced isn't really hardcore though
A one legged rugby player is something I would like to see however.
(I helped save b3ta! Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 'scuse me...
Is the kettle still warm... Jumping on any thread here as I have more fantabulous news... just shared on this wk's QOTW. Has partially restored my faith in humanity, so I'm on here for you guys to shatter it again for me.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *turns kettle back on* Your boss is all of the win.
Pull up a chair and tell us more. I miss someone and need company.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The stuff...
My bed and mattress alone cost over £2k, and they're only 12 months old.
And he's paying my wage for the next 2 months. I can enjoy London! Oh, wait, that will all be eaten up my by first month's rent payment, ah well, never mind!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The sentiment is there and that's adorable.
My boss is nice, but she's not that nice! *glads for you*

He must know what the cost of living is like in London so that's even more lovely of him to do it for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It is a world of goodness at the moment.
I may even sit back and enjoy it for a while!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I spend my days in a fug of fluffeh at the moment.
It's absolutely lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Wait....
Are you lulling me into a false sense of security before becky screams at me to MTFU while she brandishes her decidedly-not-She-Ra-esque swords?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Not even slightly.
I'm all about the fluffeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *looks around shiftily*
Quick, here, have some internet hugs and cake and tea!!

*runs away*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Come baaaaack!
You spilt the teeeeeaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ok,
I'm prepared now.

*is wearing a riding hat, and has stuffed a pillow down the front and back of her clothes. And has wellies on*

I'm ready for the attack.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And kittums.
Don't forget the kittums. They can disarm at 30 paces.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment FFS, I can't leave you alone for even a minute can I?

(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm a terrible influence.

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm just taking a look at your story
but have a MTFU for the meantime.
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why thank you
I feel my evening isn't the same without one these days.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Awww I've made an impact ,)
Cool boss, but what happens when you have to leave him and his snotty kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I become poor again.
But I'll be in London so can drown my poverty in drink with you guys.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Woo and yay!
It's been nearly a year since I lost my bash virginity. I must go to another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'M A VIRGIN!
Hee hee, legit and all, no dodgy operations.

I'll tell the fella tomorrow. He already thinks I'm a mentaller, so is all good.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't think I told my then-boyfriend where I was going.
Not sure he'd be 100% appreciative of me meeting randoms off the internets although we met by way of b3ta but not on it...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Wonder what he'll think when I tell him I'm planning to lose my virginity...
Anyhoo, ta for teh fluffehs and the obligatory MTFU. Gotta take 5 kids to Alton Towers tomorrow (hard work this job), so need my patience sleep.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bloody hell, much patience required!
Have a great time, Alton Towers is all of the awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment There's only a certain amount of dolescum types allowed at bashes
you guys have to buy us drinks :) So you better get a job soon love
(I helped save b3ta! Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I still owe a round from Finsbury Park.

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Wow, that's awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Is all of the win

(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Got another question, actually.
How does one spell a belming sound? And is there an emoticon for it? We were having a discussion about this at work today (incidentally, if my colleague I mentioned b3ta to has stumbled upon QOTW, hello Arthur).
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I believe it's generally spelt Mmmmnnnuuurrrggghhhh
Although the proportions of letters may vary.

BTW if someone has a good belming logo I'd be interested*, especially if it was based on the Rolling Stones' 'Lips'.



*As one half of The Belmers, laziest least talented band in christendom.
(Captain Placid High, wide and handsome, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment type in "Pooflake" on google images ;o)
farm4.static.flickr.com/3202/2797230684_219739d697.jpg?v=0
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *pffffffffft*
Best bash photo ever ever ever! *saves*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Wouldn't you know it?...

Immediately after that photo was taken, the wind* changed and my face stuck like that for ever.

bloody typical.

Fortunately though, my sweaty armpit has since dried. Briefly. Euw.

*'wind' may have had something to do with Tourettes *eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That sounds good to me!
We contemplated sending it to a customer who asked the world's most retarded question. Then we wanted to find an emoticon for belming but could only come up with an elaborate handlebar moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment nyioournmmng ?

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The crucial element here is the mmmmmmmmmnnng,
I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 2nd date
Was like a film. A good one. These things don't happen to me. I'm the bellend who doesn't get the guy. Or I get the guy but realise he's a twat. Or I get the guy but he realises I'm a twat. How long til he realises I'm a complete bellend?
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've not scared someone I like off yet
and this astounds me. Run with it, my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But it's so alien to me!
There are family feuds to negotiate yet, but they're a piece of piss. The rest of it is astounding. Unfortunately I'm still in the habit of holding my breath until one of us bails out. Maybe there is something in this 'keeping your legs closed' lark...
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment .
Perhaps the two of you could settle for being just twats, and that way, you can keep the bellendedness hidden.

'evenin BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Sincerely
Thanks. By cutting through the terminology, you have found the solution. So long as I don't find the Roofies and he doesn't find the lesbian skeletons in my wardrobe...
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I wouldn't worry about that
Nowt wrong with some good healthy girl-on-girl skeleton sex.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh dear
skeletons.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh I'm up your mothers falopian tubes
thats what you want to hear

ISN'T IT
(I helped save b3ta! ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 4:30, Reply)

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