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Please!

Edit - come on your workshy cunts. Don't tell me i'm on EVERYONES ignore list?

Edit Edit - Alright, lets all say a rude word together, that will be FUN won't it.

Edit Edit Edit - If you reply and talk to me I will post a picture of my cock.

Edit Edit Edit Edit - The replies seem to be drying up again.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

OH HAI BECKY!
EDIT: Sorry. Hi Al.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

*waves*

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

So...
What've you done to piss everyone off?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Dunno
I think it's becky. She turned them all against me.

Also, I'm an unnacceptable bully.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Cock please

( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

pfffffffft

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

You're such a cunt
*waves*
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Also, I'm worried about you.
This post has a definite bert-flavour to it.
You're not gonna vanish up your own arse too, are you?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

It's too late
I already have.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Oh.
Well, warn me if you're gonna develop a deep and burning hatred for me, so I can add you to The List.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I've had a deep and burning hatred for you
ever since you violated my mouth with your tangy tongue.

I've been plotting your downfall ever since.

That's why I made my bacon explosion out of AIDZ.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Oh...
Well, at least I don't have to worry about giving AIDZ to my girlfriend, if we've both got it...

Also, isn't it Good AIDZ if you get it through no fault of your own?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Yeah, you're okay on that front.

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Good enough for me.
Business as usual.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I've been concerned about this for a week or two
So long as he keeps making bacon explosions I'm not too bothered though.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

*sadfaces*

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Be happy with your role
Poor V has to get ravaged by the Irish.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

He doesn't have to
it's like volunteering with special kids, it's putting something back into the community.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Then taking it out and donating his charity all over her chebs

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

and buttocks

and hair
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

It's a tough job
But somebody has to protect this country from those Northern Irish terrorist scum!
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

yeah,
do it for the cuntery.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

check this out
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jun/24/homophobia-racism-northern-ireland

You bunch of bigots.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I have to keep telling myself that
It's the only way I can get through it without breaking down in tears.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

tears make the best lube

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

MOAR BACONS

( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

*bacon sadfaces*

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

That's much better
*noms*

Mmmm. Salty.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

AAAAAAGGHH YOU EATED MY SADFACE!

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Are you sad because my threads are always more popular than yours?
and not just because I'm a girl ONLINE on the internet, in her pants.

Sorry, I was at the opticians getting my FREE dolescum eye check up. I have 20/20 vision. Next step, become a pilot to piss off DiT
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'm sad becuase you didn't gaz me a picture of your tits.
I had to go to bed and look at real ones instead.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I never promised you a picture of my tits
Your lady companion's are bigger anyway
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

So? It would still have been a nice gesture.

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

If you'd asked then maybe, but you just presumed like everyone else on here
so no. No Beckytittyfuntimes for you.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Like asking would get you anywhere.
It's all about hiding in the tree with a telephoto lens.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

There are no trees near me failboy
just telephone poles. Don't get ideas, I saw you on the balcony last night
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Shame
Must've been very annoying having to take your top off to wank over your moobs.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I was topless
as soon as I got home yesterday.

I was very hot and needed to cool down.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

*pays*
*knocks you down*

*breaks your glasses*

*takes money back*
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Typical bloody merkin behaviour.

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

don't be such a pussy

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I'll man the fuck up if ou gaz me a picture of your tits.

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Pffft,
More like "fan the muck up".
Why did I post that?
*sighs*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

they're much better in person

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I bet they are
when are you coming here so I can feel them?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

This is getting dangerously close to pandering
ENGAGE PANDERTRON 3000
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Fucking ace

( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

HAHAHA!
I fucking love this!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Awwwww
I want one of my very own now.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I like the cute panda-brain-controller

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

*fans self*
I'll just fire up the private jet.
*calls jeeves*
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Hurrah, see you in a few hours at Heathrow for full on pandertron engagement

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
You didn't realise she's a GIRL, you're being nice to a GIRL online, and your a girl too, which makes you a LEZ-BEEN! HAHAHAHAHA LEZ-BEEN!!

Becky is a LEZBEEN!

Becky is a LEZBEEN!

*dances around*
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)

POIDH

( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:02, Reply)

you're just jealous because she won't be feeling your tits

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:02, Reply)

and this

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

No YOU'RE jealous
because you didn't get to try my bacon explosion at the weekend.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

You're just jealous cos you missed me snogging Madam Marlboro and Ancrenne

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I missed that too
*sadface*
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Becky was all like
"Damn girl, you lookin real fine, I is gonna HIT that"

and MM was all "Oh, I don't know, maybe we should just.."

But Becky was all like in there with her tongue all washing machining and like "UHUHUHSCHLURPSCHLURPBLAABLAAABLAA"

And MM was all "UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

and then when they stopped she was all like "Oh, i'm all wet now, i'd better go to the ladies and dry myself up" and ancrenne saw them and was all "Yeah, I'm gettin' me some of that action" and becky was like "Oh Hell Yeah you are" and there was like loads more tongue action and shit.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

*spluffs*
That was, like, awesome and shit
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

I didn't kiss MM with tongues
the rest is pretty accurate though.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

shutupshutupshutupshutup
You did in my mind.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Sorry
And I gently grazed her nipples with my hand and they were warm and soft and...

I'M NOT PLAYING INTO YOUR SICK FANTASY YOU CUNT
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Too late
you already have. I just had another wank.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I saw it in my mind
most nights after I heard.

It was even better in my head, there were multiple camera angles and soft jazz in the background.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

It was very awesome
both with such soft lips. They knew what they were doing. Oh yes.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)

See above

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

I've just got out of a three hour meeting
Am I too late to pay attention?
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Yes.
He's a very naughty boy and should be punished.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I like doing this kind of thing.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

You're always in time to pay me attention
as long as you're really offensive at the same time.

When was the last time you visited another European Country?
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

AGES A FUCKING GO
Not since last week.
Just booking flights to Spain though.
SPAIN!
*flies off without a care in the world*
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)