Are we cliquey?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Yes.

( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Yes
but that's what makes you so appealing.
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Oh right?

( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Fuck yes.
I love it.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Very
But I'm cool with it.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Of course

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

can't be too selective, you let me in here

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

You have breasts
we like breasts.

We secretly harbour the hope that one day we might get to see your breasts.

In the meantime we lie on the internet to impress girls.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I do believe that breasts is a sexy word
I used to think breasts and tits were hideous words but I quite love them now
along with cunt, what a great word
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)

cunt is not a word
I find sexy, but I do love using it as an insult, it's fantastically brutal.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)

it's very very verrrrry bad here
you guys toss it around like nothing but it's rarely heard here unless you're trying to start a fight
and it's typically only thrown at women
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

it's pretty bad here
among most of the population. it's in frequent use among my friends IRL as well as on here which I like a lot.

my gf calls me a cunt quite a lot.

the best thing about it is being able to use to almost stop people with more delicate sensibilities in their tracks
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

You have to remember
how seriously some people view it, we were throwing it around like anyone's business the other weekend, and I was slightly concerned about my neighbours.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I have to watch myself anyway
because I swear an awful lot. a shitload more than that cunt gordon ramsey.
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I was concerned about it too
and suggested we move inside as we were getting a little louder with every drink, but your good lady companion said we'd be alright so long as we didn't shout Hitler too much.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I was impressed
given that my neighbour is a south african jew that Kaol managed to shout out both a loud comment about Saffers, and Jews within about 5 minutes of each other.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

As was I my friend, as was I.

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Haha!
That's how I roll.

What did I say about Jews? I don't remember that.
I quite like Jews. What with my Jewish heritage.

Saaaf Efricans though? I don't like them.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Have you ever met a nice South African?

(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

You're in Texas right?
Try saying it really really loudly in North Carolina. I thought I was going to get fucking lynched.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

oh man
I need to not go there
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

It's beautiful there and I want to go back soon
but you're in the centre of the bible belt, they don't sell booze on Sundays, cant swear etc...
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

To be honest, I was just starring into her deep peals for eyes, she's so dreamy.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

limpid pools?

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)

pffft

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

absolutely
we're a big clique though, which means it's ok

or from another point of view: we're a clique if you get treated like the cunt you are by us
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Cliquey, yes.
Repetitive, yes.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I can has meme?

( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)

You just became one

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

I am aware of this fact.

( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Video deleter :(

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

So then why not post something new and interesting?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

It is quite cliquey here
Which can be hard to get in to if you, like me, are unable to spend much time on here.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I reckon that if I hadn't been here when OT started
I'd have had trouble too. not able to devote time outside of work to b3ta :-)
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

It's okay
we all think you're uber sexy and the fact that you aren't here that often just makes it all the more exciting when you stride in here, all rampant and erect and ready to take us all on with some long hard words.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Attend some bashes and put up a picture of yourself in your profile
instant online validation
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Only if it's a picture of his cock.

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Duh, of course

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Bashes are the way to go
By far the best way to get involved here.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)

I can't wait for the easter bash next year
it's going to be a blast. it was great meeting clenders, ancrenne, kaol and spakka, even for just a short time
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Vipros, come to London, I want to lick your face
Can't say no to that can you?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)

You can't lick the devils face

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

it's true
revelation 24:16
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

And lo,
thought they smeared both jam and other preserves upon it, neither Micheal nor Gabriel could lay their tongues upon Satans cheek.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

that's the one

( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

'smy favourite bit that one

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

there's some debate as to whether it meant face or arse cheek
I'm not spilling the beans

literally or figuratively
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

sadface

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

not saying you can't try
but you'd be the first to achieve it

even Kaol only managed a quick kiss and that was because he grabbed my beard
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

But I'm a girl with boobs and everything
just need to get enough close proximity I reckon
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)

we shall see
I will attempt to get to a london bash at some point. is difficult though, I'm a busy man and skint for the next few months at least
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

My birthday bash is at the end of November
I WANT YOU THERE.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I'll see what I can do

( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

pfft, not good enough

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I can't give you any more than that I'm afraid
too many variables

plus, I'm not sure I want to venture inside the M25, who knows what could happen
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Id say so
Pleeeeease let me in...
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

No
Gareth is okay, but you, you can FUCK RIGHT OFF.



cunt
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Full on LOL
SCREAMS CLIQUE
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Put some info and a picture of yourself in your profile
and we'll talk
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Dont' do it
they're a right cunt
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Jeeves!
Please remove this begging man from my sight and when you're done with that bring my me pipe.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

and your woman

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Nah
I get more pleasure from my pipe even though I don't smoke.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Hangs head
Dont really have time to be writing about me (or know how to put a pic on there), have to nip on here whenever the boss isn't looking...

One day maybe, then I could have internet friends
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Login at home?
Write a profile there, post when you can and sign up for a bash. Job sorted.

bill hardly posts at all but we all pretend to like him when we see him.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Pffft, well you might
I like to kick him squarely in the crotch and then wee on his thick bushy beard
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)

He thinks that you're being nice when you do that
bill is a very odd beardy person.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)

But I don't have a beard!
So at the worst I'm a very odd beardless person!
(bill Fuck you, your computer problem and Christmas too!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Since fucking when?
This is terrible news.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Since my interview yesterday:
Don't worry fella, It'll be back soon!



Edit: Wow that's bigger than I thought it would be!
(bill Fuck you, your computer problem and Christmas too!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:45, Reply)

Al's on fire today

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I've been off for a few days
recharging my cunt batteries.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Ahhh, you've been sorely missed
Bert's arse may never recover
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

At home!
But I have things to do, people to see, wanks to wank etc
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

You can post on b3ta one handed
while wanking furiously with the other.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

it's pretty easy to wank
and read b3ta at the same time. I find the unique level of abuse, filthiness and fluffeh to be the perfect wankfodder
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Hmmmm
So I can wank whilst writing about myself. How egotistically delightful!
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

is there another way?
I also have a mirror next to my computer so I can see my beard face while I'm doing it
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Done!
Maybe not today (band practise), maybe not tomorrow, but someday ill try and write something mildly amusing about myself for you
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

in a band eh?
that's a good way to force yourself in (so to speak)

tell us more
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Here? or on't profile?
Im going with here

I posted the myspace page a little while ago. We only just started playing in front of people in the last few months at open mic nights so its all very amature. I play guitar, theres a bass, sax/ guitar/ synth and a drummer and we share out the scwarking duties as none of us can sing...

www.myspace.com/shadystables if your interested, theres no lyrics on any of the songs yet though
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I'll give it a listen when I get home
always intrigued by other people's bands

also, I have a huge ego, so I need to know if someone is better than me on the guitar :-)
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Home time
Catch you laterz

Edit: No I'm not, hadn't heard of scales when I recorded the songs either ... im better now (honestly)
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Yes you cunts!
You never let me play!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

You never fucking try to join in you cunt

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Leave him becky
he ain't worth it.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

SEE!
FUCKING BULLIES!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I'm always trying
I'm like "hey guys, I know about internet things too!" and you all just turn your backs. Like the cunts that you are!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Where's your profile picture then?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

On the internet
Durrr
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Not in your profile spastic

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

So I need a picture of me
before you cunts will talk to me? BUT I'M A REAL LITTLE BOY!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Shut it Pinocchio

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Make me!
I'm not your bitch.
HE SAYS AS HE CHANGES HIS PROFILE!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Bored of you now

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Is that because I lied and didn't change my profile?

(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)