More Movies.
What film did everyone you know rave about, but you find dull, borring and/or uninspiring?

For me, it's Lord of the Rings, there isn't much I would walk out from the pictures from, but that's one of them. Fuck doing 9 hours of it.

It's not that I don't like fantasy, it's more that I just didn't like _that_.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Lost in Translation.
Then again, I'm not boring or middle-aged.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Yup, I agree with you on that one.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Oi!
Any film where the first scene is a picture of Scarlett Johannsens pants = all of the win.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:52, Reply)

I'm with you there
one of the most boring films I've ever seen.

Take one of the great comedy actors and a hot woman. surely you can make a good film out of this.

no? ok then
( Festivipros she had distemper, like my jealous eel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:08, Reply)

The Big Lebowski.
Didn't laugh at all. Not once.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Are you trollin' ?

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Nope.
Just didn't like it at all.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

One of those films everyone loves,
but I thought was shit.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Oh, ok, fair enough, no offence or anything, but my opinion differs from yours.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Just forum banter?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)

I'ld take this one offline, should be we ever meet.... and you're wimper than me.
But yeah', for now, it's just forum banter.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)

I mean, when we meet and if it turns out you're wimpyer than me, rather than a statement saying you're whimpyer than me.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Hmmm...
I'm afraid that I'll tower over you, little man.
But it's ok.
Our shared love for Will Smith will build bridges.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)

That's good stuff, although I think Big Labowski is great, I would hate to have some sort of "physical comfrontation" over it.
Unless it's a sexy one, in which case, do you have a wig?
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:39, Reply)

I do.
And it'll make you feel like a Lay-dee.
*thumbs up*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:41, Reply)

Thumb? You'll have to do better than that, if it dosn't tickle the colon, I'm not really interested.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:01, Reply)

Oh, and Forrest Gump.
It was a film about a retard. But somehow they'd killed the comedy aspect.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

constantine
pan's labrynth

to be fair I've only seen a few minutes of each but they've given me absolutely no reason to watch any further
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:38, Reply)

I thought Pan's Labrynth was great.
I get spats where I like forrin' films.

City of God was great, if only relivent because it had words at the bottom.

Constantine was mmmkay, but not B.K.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)

oh yeah, complete uninterested in ever watching it
also included in this category would be The Passion of the Christ, Armageddon, X Files, any movie ever made by the Sci Fi channel, and loads of others I simply cannot be bothered with thinking of
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:46, Reply)

Please don't kill me
Much sci-fi where the storyline and the timings and just - everything - are so weak (example: "The Core" - what a piece of total BS)

Also: Burn After Reading. Didn't get it. Yes, the characters are caricatures but it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO hammed-up.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 7:51, Reply)

Titanic
Boring dross. I actually laughed at some of the more contrived slushy bits.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 8:51, Reply)

The Shawshank Redemption
O.K. it was alright but come on? Huge boring areas inbetween fairly predictable clichés. Decent film but should never be anywhere near a top 10 ever.

Also, does the E4 series "The In-betweeners" count? It seems to rip off jokes from more illustrious comedies and gets rubbish young actors to execute them. Badly.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:01, Reply)

The same goes
for two pints. Doesn't even raise a smile, let alone any LOLage
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Ahha
I would've mentioned this but I just assumed that nobody thinks it's funny.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)