Ladies and gentlemen
I've got some work to do now so while I'm away I want you to gaz me pictures of your nicest bits.

I will judge them and post a leaderboard of who has the nicest nice bits later.

Please feel free to post a story about the last time something funny happened to you in a shop.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

You said you'd show us your cock yesterday in your pay me attention thread
you failed to do so, so I'm not playing.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Fans self
but still no. I have to revise for an exam tomorrow
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

If you said '...you'd show us you're a cock...'
then I would have pointed out that that had been done.
Bugger off Al, with your demands and whining.
( Oh Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

You, sir, shall be shown
The back of my hand.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

You haz gaz!
;)
(Jingle Bills, Jingle Bills, Jingle All The Way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)