this bastard site
B3ta has distracted me from changing the oil on my car, doing 2 loads of washing and filling out a job application form.

What should you have been doing instead of reading B3ta?
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Nothing
Not a single thing, in fact I'd be bored out of my skull.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Work
but given that I'm waiting for an experiment to finish in 20 minutes, I'd be as bored as Dok Minge if it weren't for the interwebs, and b3ta in particular.
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

YM.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Good answer
*firm handshakes*
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Don't touch me,
You disgusting freak!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Revising for my exam on the digestive system tomorrow
I think I'll revise when I get home tonight instead
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Revise now!
or don't you have the stomach for it?

gettit?
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

My Cardia, Fundus and Pylorus are just fine thanks
it's not very involved so I don't need to do a great deal really
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Nothing;
or tidying my room.

Just got reminded of a horrendous drunk text I sent on Monday
FAIL
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Did it involve the words
chebs, hawk, my and on?
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I should have been working
or possibly looking for new jobs. But that's a bit more high risk as my boss sits behind me
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Preparing for the leavers do tonight.
Because everything is taking twice as long as usual thanks to only having one arm at my disposal.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Eh?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

OH MY GOD
Kaol ate her arm
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

NO-I-DID-NOT!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Did too

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

NOO AYE DIDNAY!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

AYE YE DID YE KEN?

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

What are you doing
with the other one?

Or is it the obvious answer?
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

She's massaging my prostate

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Slippery floor
Just warning you all because I've just spat my tea everywhere and I aren't being sued if one of you slips
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Not half as slippery
as my floor now applebites had the lube out.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Yeah, lube.
That's what it is. Lube.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

None of the above.
My elbow is infected and very painful, and so I can't move the entire arm.
I get to wear a tres sexeh bandage, and not consume any alcohol, thanks to antibiotics.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

LIES
my prostate tells a different story
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

This relationship is so one sided.
When is it my turn. Hm?
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)