Damn you Jacko
You've broken Sickipedia.

So apart from the awful jokes and whatever the fuck V was doing down there anyone got anything exciting planned for the weekend?

And a question... hmmm you can kill a celebrity, bring one back from the dead and possess the body of one for a day. Who, who and who.....GO!
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Kill Simon Cowell so we get no more of those god-awful shows
Bring Humphry Lyttleton back from the dead.
Possess the body of Kierra Knightly so I can give her aids.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)

This, this and this.

( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Hmmm.
Anne Widdicombe for all three, although not necessarily in that order.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)

I think Me and You owe Al an appology.
When they come back, will they be zombie-like, or would we be actually like them?
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:17, Reply)

WHy do you owe me an apology?

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Yeah
Why?
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Aside the sorried things I did with YM.
We basicly just all said the same thing as in your thread, except because you're at the bottom, you're not going to get the attention all b3tans crave.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

31 replies versus 10 replies
Read it and weep Gonzy Baby.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:31, Reply)

FINE THEN ! It's _you_ who owe _us_ an appology !
You big massive ruiner of attention seeking !
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:40, Reply)

I'm really sorry
*pinches cheek*
*ruffles hair*
*offers plate of biscuits*
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

eww
Al these biscuits are all soggy
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Damn straight skippy !

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Kill some shit celebrity - they're all the same really
bring back Richey James
Possess someone awesome and go out on the blag
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Two words
AC. DC.
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Oh hell YES
I'm really excited. Altough I'm a bit annoyed that Thin Lizzy have pulled out.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Amen to that

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

I am practically wetting myself
in anticipation.

In other news I drank three bottles of wine last night and had sex with the mother of my daughter.

That was a terrible, terrible error.
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Kill Howard from the Halifax ads
Bring back Jade Goody*
Possess Nick Griffin**

*And claim the whole thing was a 'miracle'. Everyone would think of it as a publicity stunt, thus forever despoiling her 'ordinary Princess' image, and hopefully taking Max Moseley down with her.

** And get him to rally his party to assault Barack Obama, thus ensuring the messy destruction of the BNP.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:35, Reply)

so many
Kill: Russell Brand
Resurrect: Bill Hicks
Be: Stephen Fry
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR LIES
AND PIKTURES OF UR COCK.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I was trying to get himjim's fucking image off my screen
So that I can browse at work.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Were you?

( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Were you?

( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

falls over a dog
mushes with corgis to the South pole
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Bad timing
*hits with big stick*
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

She should post replies faster then
not my fault.

Smacks with bigger stick
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I was distracted
by biscuits. Nom nom nom
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Were you?

( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Yes

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Well it's gone now
*pats head*
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)