Humiliating tasks for a friend's stag do
It's a friend's stag night tomorrow, and we've been told to come up with a set of small tasks for him to do designed to humilliate him. These may or may not include props. If you can think of any interesting suggestions, post them here. BTW it's a Red-Dwarf themed stag night. One of my friends is trying to find the most embarassing outfit he can find for the groom to be and we're all going to claim there really was an episode in which it was worn.
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I think the theme is enough for me really

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Ha - beat me to it
I was just thinking 'what could be more embarrassing than a Red Dwarf themed stag do?'

I am still unable to beat this in the cringe-inducement stakes.

Jesus fucking Christ how gay.
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I didn't know DiT was having a Red Dwarf themed Stag do?

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Yeah, Spak just revealed the great surprise

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

How about you
ask him in the middle of the pub if his cock does that pre-cum thing
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

WINNAH

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

And of course
Get him to show the pub if it does or not.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Take him to the toilet, tell him you're going to play a prank on everyone, by filling condoms with some hand-cream.
Drop a condom in everyone's drink, and get them to down it, get them to be like "No, I'm not doin' that", but get them eventually to conced to doing it (because everyone else is doing it, and nobody wants to be a pussy on a stag night).

Except the one in his drink, use real jizz.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Get an ex to walk in and warn him about a clamidia test that turned out possative.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Get him to pull a tranny.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Get a stripper, get her to lap-dance for everyone excpt him, and get him to pay for it.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Boozy Ice Cream.
/house
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Get everyone to swallow a pill, everyone else is getting Tic Tacs, he's getting Extersy.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Get someone to mug him.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I'll do that.
If I get to keep his stuff.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)