Blimey
I get busy for a week doing actual work and apparently things go, well, mental here.

What's the big blow up I've been told about that happened here this week? Anyone care to point me in the direction of the threads?

For I am all of the nosy.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

hello my lovely!
I just caught up on this too. The original thread has been deleted - hang on, I'll gaz you...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Someone sent me
Piston Broke's stand up. I watched it and cried.
People lied on the internet.
Other stuff happened
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

That's pretty much all I know of this week
Been busy.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

unfortunately I missed Piston's "performance"
It'd been deleted by the time I clicked the link. Saw your graph though :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I haz video
I'll put it on DVD and we can all watch it at Ancrenne's party
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

and i thought you liked me :(
actually, that could be quite fun :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:02, Reply)

*EXCITES IN CAPS LOCK*
Brilliant, thanks!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

We can all boo
and afterwards drink until we forget
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

can we do boo cake on it too?
we still have a VCR btw, to save you from putting it on DVD
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

But it's electronic
Atm, easier to put on dvd than tapez
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

As long as we can point and laugh, any format is good :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

now this
sounds like a very fine birthday plan :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

LIES?
On the INTERNET?

I won;' believe it.

I will believe that you cried at Piston though. I won't seek it out.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I watched it
I no longer fear death.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Do you welcome it's sweet embrace?
What if hell is that, on loop?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Doesn't bear thinking about

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Becky Letters
Is pissed at Eds Meds for some reason, I missed it as well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Because he is a creepy
stalking lying scumbag
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

He's not been creepy to me
But then again I'm not a lady.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Dok - You lied to me!
*cries*
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Yup, I Lied on the Internet
Sorry about that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Don't bother
trying to see the good in everyone. This is a lost cause.

Internetz Rulez: Creepy scumbag lying pervy douche
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I see Dead People.
The best in everybody is the way forward, at least until proven otherwise. and in this case I have.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I'm not the only person he's been creepy to
several girls have gazzed me afterwards to say that he's gazzed a pic of his cock to them. HE'S A LYING, SYMPATHY WHORING ATTENTION SEEKING CUNT.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:05, Reply)

See, now I feel left out.
Gazzes but no cock pictures.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Fishing for cock pics?
Be careful what you wish for.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Nice Description
I can see why folks are a bit pissed at him now.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

*sighs*
Gaz me for the info pack.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Is that the same one you sent DG?
He showed me last night. Creepy.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Yeah.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:05, Reply)

I want Teh Infoz!
Gaz me
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

OMG
and me! I heart teh gossips
(Kitty O'Falalalala La La La La is a master corsetier since 1875, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Does it come with a free pen?

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:05, Reply)

No
It has a pencil.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

:)
Can I borrow it? I kinda need it.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Why's that?

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Just
a bit of pencilling in
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I want a colouring book!
I love purple crayons best of all the colouring implements :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I've got those
In my bag here at work, they were a birthday present.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:11, Reply)

As long as you promise to use them properly this time
rather than eating them
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

oh, I will, I promise!
I'll be extra careful to stay inside the lines too.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

There's a freaking info pack now?
Blimey.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I know, shocker,
I had to phone some helpline and talk to a call centre monkey about YouTube links.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Ha
*remembers that he has something to do*
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I feel left out.
Can someone gaz me a pic of their cock.

Fanks!
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I felt left out too.
Try googling "massive cock" with the safe search off. That's what I did.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

It wont be the same : (

( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Check your inbox

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Thanks V.
It's a beauty and a lot bigger than I thought it would be : )
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

*awaits slander from CHCB*
*or Labs*
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Can't I have a picture?
It would last longer.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

No sorry
I'm not allowed to send pictures of myself to internet predators.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Hope it's ok mate
But I sent a pic of mine to crackhouse...
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

and I liked it a lot.
Never seen one as fat as that before. Well, not with safe search on.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Feel free
She already thinks I'm inadequate so it's not going to make much difference.

In fact everybody should send her pictures of their cock.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

It's your selflessness
that I find so attractive, sweetpea.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Just a shame about the sex I suppose
Still, I just blame it on how repulsive I find you.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

It's noble of you to beg for it like that,
making me feel like I'm wanted for once in my life
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:23, Reply)

He normally just grabs for what he wants
Like a mong in a sweetshop.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

It's all I know

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

That's exactly what it felt like!
He used the same finesse on you, then, when he lunged for your (sizable, photogenic) cock?
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

It felt like i was being molested by one of those crane prize machines they have in service stations
Only faster, more urgent.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Like you say I am selfless
I even refrain from calling it a pity-fuck to help you build up your self esteem.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I might trade you in for a younger model.
One who knows what he's doing.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Be careful
If you go much further your fucks wont even be toilet trained.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Crackhouse and Captain sitting in a tree.
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:30, Reply)

more like
F.I.S.T.I.N.G.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I LIKE THIS.

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:32, Reply)

It's alright though, everyone knows this is a facade
When you two get together it's all cuddles, cake and Columbo.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Bollixed. Rumbled.
Jurassic Park III rather than Columbo, though. More dinosaurs.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Not quite
It's take aways, jurassic park and true lies.

:edit: Fucking hive mind.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

anty.

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Awww
Saying the same things too! I bet you finish each other's sentences too.

with "shut the fuck up, prick!" no doubt
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)

*blushes*
*stammers*
*scuffs the ground with the toe of her shoe*
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

It's actually a little bit scary
=[
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

No it's not
Just enjoy it.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

No it really is
It's great but the similarities have been shocking.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Same size cocks, eh?
Ah well, at least you can try docking.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

We both do that precum thing too

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Can't do it. My sister would have a fit.
I can still hear her screeching in my ear.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I really want to meet her because of that
I'll shave my beard off and get my hair cut short so that I look as young as possible.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Oh dear god, no,
she'll call social services on me.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Muwahahaha
I could keep mouthing "She touches me" at her when you're not looking at me too.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

DO IT!!
Get her pc sent to me :D
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

I like this idea a lot

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:48, Reply)