Hey guess what guys
its friday, and I know you've all got the news of dead people to keep you busy but I want you to tell me what your last blind date was like.
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

She wasn't much of a looker

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

*applause*
.
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

*golf clap*

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

I'm actually
going back to see her tonight *glees* after meeting up last weekend
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Never had one

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Hot as fuck.
I even let her dog join in.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

pffffft guide dog ftw

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

It's...
...at the bottom of my best-of posts page ;)
(thatblokeoverthere is remembering the good times with his brother, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I was talking to my mate about his blind date recently
and he said "oh, we've had two dates now, they've been great, but we haven't made a move yet, and she doesn't want to kiss me as she's dating other people too, but it's so nice, and we were just sitting there and she had her head on my shoulder and I was stroking her hair and it was so sweet and nice and- "
"And a unicorn galloped past to the sound of bluebirds singing?" I said in my best attempt at a no-really-it's-not-tragic voice.

He called me a fucking bitch and told me he pitied me.
I'd like to thank Off Topic for losing the fluffeh. It's doing wonders for rejuvenating my cynicism.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

pfft I almost feel bad for him :(

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Never had one
Leering drunkenly at girls in clubs doesn't count as a blind date right?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

not quite I'm afraid, otherwise I'd have loads

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Then all is well

(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I married the fucker!
Fortunately, we're divorced now.
( Batshitangelgabriel Yay for spending Christmas and New Years alone!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Ouch..
I nominate this for worst blind date ever.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:27, Reply)