So, I'm worried.
Last night my brother's car set on fire and rolled into the house.
This afternoon the factory where I work has flooded because of the thunderstorm.

I can't remember the order. Is it locusts next, or Death Of The Firstborn?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I thought vampires couldn't reproduce?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I think
it's 'Death of Sky Saxon' next, isn't it?
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Nah, that already happened.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

NOOOOooooooOOOOO!!!!!
.
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Yeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Look:
www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hfJ3F0BxJ43QilwHe11waMsP_JEQD991VAJG1
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Aw fuck, man
No-one tells me SHIT round here apart from you.


*lights candle*

*sets light to sleeve*
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Boils.

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

*unzips*
Oh...
Oh God no.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

No, wait,
rivers of blood.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Yeah
It's about that time of the month
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

mmmmmm.........
black pudding :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I'm not a racist, but
I fucking love black pudding
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

You've just made me hungry now
And a little bit sick!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

It puts one off when one has clots dripping from one's gash every month

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

One can only assume
that it would.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Because the graphics are so beautiful:
http://www.whitehorsemedia.com/articles/details.cfm?art=45

Jesus on a white hoss with a sword and a muthafuckin mushroom cloud.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

"Out-of-control Sex"?
This end of the world might not be so bad.
Plus the boils make it look bigger.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I'm very much in control during sex
So I'm safe, yeah Jesus?
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Jesus' horse farts
clouds of light.
(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

how do they get 'homosexuality' from 'going after strange flesh'?

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

It's got to be the I Love Horses website.
I'm sure of it.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

"men's hearts failing them"
OH YES, MR JACKSON
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Cheech Marin on the maracas

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Is
Brimstone in there anywhere?
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)