All right?

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Nope
I'm half left!



gets coat
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Hah, with your hidious hide, I'ld say you're about 60% left.
I'm not even sure where I'm going with this, except out the door, L8erz ppl !
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Yes.
You?
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Not bad thanks, could be worst, could be better.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

No.
I COULD OF DIED.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Wish you had

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

No you don't.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Do

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Do NOT!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Doubley do do

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

So totally do not.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Fight!

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Nah, 'cos he doesn't want me dead.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Do
*fetches samurai sword*
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Pffft!
You've not even got one!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Yes I do

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Really?
'cos I do to :D

Tuesday night.
You know where.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Sold

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

You know I will,
I hope,
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

You know I'm messing with you right?
I don't really have a sword =[
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

To bad.
I'll be there.
Katana in one hand. Cock in the other.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I'm not going to attempt to guess
which hand for each.
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

What a vindictive thing to say !
My Goodness, V, if he now dies, in a horrible accident, or is disfigured for life, then you would feel gutted, in fact, it would be all your fault !
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Nah
I'd chew on his limbs for the noms.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I bet it wouldn't be the biggest bone you've had in your gob.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

But will you
Grind his bones to make your bread?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Nah
I'd fashion weapons out of them to kill people in his honour.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Bones don't make very good weapons
a bit too fragile when they dry out.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I could use them decoratively
Perhaps in the hilt of a sword or something.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Just like they did
When Michael Jackson was black, and alive!

Great idea. And you can use them to make ear rings.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I'd have Kaol inside me
(again)
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Nowt
Wrong with that, is there!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

could HAVE
not of. Unless you were being IRONICAL
(Kitty O'Falalalala La La La La is a master corsetier since 1875, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)

heeeeeeeyyy Gonzy baby, how are you today? Feeling good?
You look poshitively faboosh.
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

THank you darling, and may I say, "Woowzers".
I'm just having a procrastination fag, then I'm off to counciling, YAY !
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

This reminds me,
I got Chinese cigarettes at the weekend.
They're horrible.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Can't be worst than those indian things with the little bit of pink string.
Or do you mean sly duetys? or prehaps some sort of drug code?
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

They're proper cigarettes.
Just... Horrible.
If I was gonna quit, I'd start buying them.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

cor blimey

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I'm not so bad
Although now that Michael Jackson is dead my girlfriend is now the most terrifying kiddie fiddler left on the planet.

I'm scared.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

*dons white glove*

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

ARGH!

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

OoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooh!
V's got a GIRLFRIEND!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

More of a womanfriend.
Given my incredible antiquity.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

given the levels of abuse
it's been hard to judge whether that was happening or not. I'm still not sure.

b3ta confuses me sometimes
( Festivipros she had distemper, like my jealous eel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah,
This is really happening.
Don't adjust your set.
You are entering... The b3ta zone.

(Also, yes, they are)
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Don't listen to him
It's just banter because of our one night stand.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

FACEBOOK NEVER LIES

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

INTERNET LIES IN CAPS LOCK

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Ohhh, thank goodness, I'm still in with a chance !
\m/ (^o^) \m/
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

fair enough
I would

*leers*
( Festivipros she had distemper, like my jealous eel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I'm flattered
Always nice to get such attention from a bearded man.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

you are more than welcome

( Festivipros she had distemper, like my jealous eel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

back off, midget!
I saw him first.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I wont be short once I have...
These!
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

you will
you'll just be a jumping midget

however, there's more than enough to share
( Festivipros she had distemper, like my jealous eel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

You're just the right height.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

True
I'm practically the perfect height for motorboating =D
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

:D

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Yey short lived expensive gadget fascination!

*boing*
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I don't think it'll be short lived
I plan to ask for money towards a pair of these for my birthday. That or equipment for ski waxing, not sure which yet.

:edit: My plan is to do the other one at Christmas.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

ski-boings=broken legs

(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I'm not going to do them at the same time!
Although I have already had a discussion with somebody about how cool it'd be =D
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I call pussy on not ski-boinging

I can do 1080s backwards, I SWEAR to christ
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Still, beggers'n'choosers'n'what-not.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Nope.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Ooohhhh Stunning. =(((
If you're in tonight, I'm workin' down the cab office,if you want some MSN LOLZ.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I'm supposed to be going to the pub but I think I'm too crap to go.
So yes, I might well be around for a chat!
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)