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This is a QotW answer The thread of malice has been RUINED!
Vitriol only, please.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Raaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Guy from dotcom support at work needs to back the fuck off or I'll set someone - not sure who yet - on him.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Do it yourself.
Set fire to his hair.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I should just do the decent thing and cunt him in the fuck.
Not 100% sure where it's come from other than having norks ><
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bite his nob off, both inches of it.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But that involves touching it!

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Gonz'll do it for you.
He loves teh cock.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *puts Gonz on speed-dial*
Have cockblocked him by pretending to be a mental for now...
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pretending?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.
Yeh, nice.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well, trying to defuse the situation by being utterly random.
Have no idea where it all came from especially as I've given no indication of fancying him (quite rightly so; my heart is very much elsewhere).
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why not tell him to fuck off?
quite effective last time I tried that.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm a misanthrope at heart, I really should.
However I'm worried about the implications at work!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment So you're gonna bitch and moan about him and do nothing about him in real life
well done.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No, just hoping if I'm not receptive to the attention
he'll get bored and leave me alone. Which he seems to have done.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Best of luck with that then

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Thank you; it has a higher success rate than you'd imagine.
'bovvered' is not a desirable quality in a mate, after all.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oh stop bloody whining woman
:)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh no, not you again.
Moon Balls.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment worse still
nah fuckit, im not mentioning passports

in other news, what the shuddering fuck?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4eewGrEbg&feature=related
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment THIS IS MY LEAST FAVOURITE MUSIC
I am now very angry.
Nice work.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Aqsweum3c&feature=related
get your laughing gear around this then
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *copies and fucking pastes*
Oh this is better.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Is that the fuckin' nonce who sent you those children photos?
Fuckin' 'ell Clendrix, that was a bit heavy, even for here.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment This is Nonce Central

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm quite shocked really.
Well, not really, some of you lot at the b4sh0rz did look a little, you know, you know, like one of 'em.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That was Dok.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hahahahahahhahaa
Trudat
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I borked my bra on Dok
Got a lovely new one from Bravissimo though, thanks to your directions :o)
Sorry, was that too fluffy?
BIG DOG'S COCK!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Thinking about your tits ain't fluffy.
Not from where how I'm sitting.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Is he the one who's inter-pumping VC?
They got their uglys out on webcam for eachother yet, or are they waitin' 'till her parents leave the house? because it doesn't matter if she's half way across the world, if they catch them at it, the flight ticket and baseball bat will be worth every single bloody penny.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No, Dok's got a fiancee in Dorset.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Listen here sweet tits, he could be getting married to Racheal Stevens next month, don't mean to say he ain't gettin' his willy out for some underage clunge on webcam.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh I think that's a given.
Sweet tits?
Ha!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've felt em and yes

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *preens*

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah', when you gazed me those photos, me and all me mates agreed, they ain't bad for an old chick.
They were shocked when I told them you wern't even in your mid 40s yet.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why thank you!
I'm surprised you could even see them, tbh. How long til you've actually wanked yourself blind?
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm gonna save that last one 'till you get your brillo pads out babe ;)

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ah Gonz...
forever on the edge of blindness.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment haha, BURN.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're telling me, I named the thread BECKY AND CLENDRIX'S THREAD
and they all joined in with their fucking fluffy hugs and cups of tea. FFS
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *offers hugs with razor blades in*

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hugs and kisses
bites top lip hard until I taste blood
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment FUCK OFF YOU TERRIBLE CUNT

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hahah
fucking birthday thief!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Mentions passports and visa's to piss off girlfriend who YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment aha
not playing that game sorry
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment For shame
it's even expired, but I'm sure I can renew it without too much hassle.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment im sure you could
but still not playing!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You don't have to, I'm happy enough playing by myself
wishes Al was here tonight instead of seeing stupid ACDC
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I feel genuine hatred for him.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I still love him like the loveable mong that he is

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment LOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATE
*sighs*
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment and then some

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He has a 12000 mile long willy.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 16,000
flaccid
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *swoons*
I listened to all that Mutante thing.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment utter shite
isn't it?
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Better than that Ragga shit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KHDb9xwHvc&feature=fvst
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oh
err.

yeah.

huumm.

yours is shitter
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The Skinnies?
Ace live. Can't beat a bit of industrial fun.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nice!
You can see where Manson nicked a lot of his stuff from.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment This song's quite tame compared to a lot of their stuff.
I like their real grindy shit.
Mmm...grindy.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I like it abrasive!
Arf!

May be time to fire up Pirate Bay:)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I never got
much further than Ministry and NIN, with a little bit of KMFDM
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He got an inter-girlfriend from the other side of the alantic?
Jesus wept, seriously, by the time you work out the costs, he'ld be better off payin' a group of prozys, and it will be much better than that frigid "Ohhh, but I have issues, I'm a good [insert religion of your choice] girl really", well, thank's a fucking bunch bitch, get your tits out on webcam but get me to travel all the way up there to find out I ain't even gettin' my willy wet?

Fuck that shit, go find a whore, she'll teach you a better life lesson and leave you change for a curry'n'chips.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Genius

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ^ THIS

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pffft!
Nailed it.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment fat cunts can go fuck a pineapple

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh my yes
with razor blades and razor wire in it
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Leafy end first.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Is there any other way?

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment stop asking questions and bend over for christ sake

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You first
I'll erm...supervise
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment uh uh, little girl

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm older than you sweets. Now get em off

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oh :(
gutted
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ahem
"age before beauty" should be your reply
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment yeah but beauty was a horse

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment tsk
A fine filly, look on the positives
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment fucking fruit
always reminds me of Humpty and his microwaved watermelon...
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment For Christ's sake Becky.
You can't fight the fluff.



I'm off for a wank.

Goodnight.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Wanker

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh but I can
wanker
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeh!
Hit some teddy with your rhythm kendo stick.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Fuckers
In the shop. Rude bastards. I understand they might want directions, but being treated like a human being would be, you know, quite nice. That is all :)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Smile. Laugh.
Direct them incorrectly.
Smile and laugh some more.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's pretty much what I did.
The thought of them getting more and more frustrated that they where actualy on the other side of town from where they wanted to be gave me a warm glow.... Shame canterbury is so damn small realy. He probably found the place eventualy.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Tell em to fuck off and buy an A-Z. Or charge them by the word

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Let's pretend he didn't.
That way, we can all have a happier evening.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Good plan, on both fronts!
In my head he will be searching for waterstones tomorrow when I go downtown for coffee. All is good! Also, rather liking the charging per word of advice/directions.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I wish my neighbours would kill each other.
Noisy, noisy, sweary, inconsiderate, little cunts.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well hello there my little mongity mong

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hello you lovely slice of ladyness.
How's your womb?
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment My womb?
fine as far as I know.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'll be the judge of that.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Erm ok. You're scaring me now
It's not bleeding if that helps.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment AS A MEDICALLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
I must ask you to put that away. It's getting hot in here.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment so take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment RRRRRESULT.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Swap places with the cuntflaps who live above me!
We can have tea and scones on Sundays.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hell yeah!
When I win the lottery I'm going to open b3ta towers. Apartments by invitation only. There will be a well for the wankers, and they will be fed once a day on elephant semen.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh yeah!
I'm gonna do coffee mornings and bake stuff.
Al will be my cake stand.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're in.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Woo and fucking Hoo!

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bastard neighbours?
There is always fire... just, you know, mentioning it.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's a block of flats...
I'm likely to take myself out with it...
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well, you'd go out in a blaze of glory.
Or rather, just a blaze to be honest. Point is, they'd be gone
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Vitriol eh?
Selfish fucking Jackson pegging it so I had to put up with his shit music all day on the radio!

And my irritating fucking hatchet face bint housemate, whom I have just found out is not moving out after all and taking her docile bloke with her:(
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Beekers is angry and distressed.
Fuck YEAH!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Gary Glitter
The other white peady.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I am worried.
Jacko is in heaven wiv Baby P. This is obviously some kind of ghastly administrative fuck-up.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's ok, Hitler's there too

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Good career move by Jacko.
When Glitter croaks the media will suddenly go, "Well, yeah. He did fuck all those Vietnmese kids, but 'Leader of the Gang' is a fucking choon!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment AAAAHahahahahahahaha!

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hee hee :o)
*giggles at "administrative fuck up"*
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ^this

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And Maddy

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment /controversial

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No
She's in the cupboard under my sink. She hasn't any teeth left though.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ah the old no teeth tactic
for a more satisfactory "gummy" blowjob
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Blimey!
I felt slightly bad for laughing like a mong at that.

But only slightly!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment If Victoria Climbie (sp?) is there too
That would be like some bizarre Benetton ad directed by Roman Polanski!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment :(
But I don't like being angry and distressed!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment On this thread
you either come in angry and distressed, or you leave that way.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Looks like it's both!

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment OK
Whiny American fucking rock bands. They all sound the fucking same, the nasal little shitbags. We should put them all on an Air France flight and get rid of the bastards. Their very existence hurts me. I am offended by these people. They are an affront to music. The talentless, vapid, insipid, screeching little cunts.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Meh, I'm a sucker for a lot of it.
May be a reason why I'm so angry and distressed:S
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment well
im listening to Entombed if that helps?
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Which one?
Wolverine Blues is sweet as a nut:)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment nah just youtube randoms
pick a song, then pick the next from whatever is in the related vids.

Round and round I go, looks like carcass next
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I like this game!
Ok, Enslaved next:)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hahah
I have Lawnmower Deth!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It gets worst.
It's that toothy cunt Hawkins and his arseband The Darkness.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Umm he's English and actually alright in real life
hides
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I know he's English.
But the Darkness are shit, regardless of whether he's nice or not!

I'm trying to keep the vitriol going...
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Fair do's
I think all meat puppet owners are wank crankers
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment silly question
as you are not exactly someone to shy away from posting exactly what you think without worry or consequence, why have a meat puppet anyway?
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Do you live in my head Halfy? Do you know what I'm thinking and feeling when I make posts?
Do you know whether I worry or consider the consequences about making intentionally or unintentionally hurtful posts? Do you know if I regret them when there is fallout from them? No, I didn't think so.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment sighs and chuckles
not entirely what I meant but never mind
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Everyone can fuck off
apart from chickenlady. She's ace.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nicking each other's accounts again?

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No!
I haven't nicked his accoutn!

I wouldn't do that.

What sort of woman do you think i AM?

FUCK cap lock
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment A drunk one
the best kind
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment How could you tell?!
I thought I hid my slight inebriation rather well actually.

And hnow did you guess it wasn't actually the man himeslf?
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The sig kinda gave it away

(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

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