Michael Jackson was my hero
I'm completely in pieces....b3tans..tell me, what should I do?

I'm willing to sell my moutnaint bikes and give all the money to the gorgeous chickenlady so she can buy wine, shoes and books - in that order.

And chickenlady is the best person on the earth, in the world and i don't buy her enough wine or shoes or books.

And i'm in the shower...

Oh, and I love Liberace too.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Are you sure you're not in the closet and have mistaken it for the shower?

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I don't pee in the closet!
Actually I (PJM) doesn't pee in the shower either.

He's housetrained.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

I'm tryin' to come up with a gay joke here, but I'm actually propper-retarded.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

Stop stealing PJM's profile.
We all know your wonderful.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Shhhhh!
He hasn't realised yet!
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

I want a B3tan of my own so I can steal their profile and tell everyone how wonderful I am : (

( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I'd rather have a b3tan who does that for me
but I'm off b3tans at the moment
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

To be fari
I have rather done well with this particualr b3tan.

That's not to say that other be3tans aren't good - I've met and dated a few and they've all been lovely in thier own way...but this one cleans up after himself and after me too...so he wins.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

I might have had bad luck with one but it hasn't put me off.

( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

I've had several now and they've put me off b3tan dating

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

I'm going for quality rather than quantity : )
*meow*
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

Made your way through all of them and come to the conclusion that they're all the ones in the wrong?
bless.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Hahaha!
Gonz, you are mean.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Well not all, but a representative sampling sure ,p

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Yeah', I bet you took plenty of 'samples', scientific research o'course.
You've probably got a little book like a mob's accountant, compairing each one.

... or at least you should do, because you're all in theirs.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Gone to far?
*winces as Becky knees Gonzo in the groin*
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I think so, oh god, I fail at trolling, troller's remorse =((((

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Blousie, that's the spirit!
My spirit this evening is rum:)

*noms*
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Have you meet Dok?
He's well tasty.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

He's a bit slow, isn't he?
But we love him anyway.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

He's just got out of the shower
and he's got the sadface....

He wants his laptop back.

Bugger.

He's promised me more wine.

I'm turnign it down becasue I know my limits.

I know I'm a woman and I shouldn only discuss kittens and not the gold standard (retro joke from Harry Enfield!)
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Haha!
The one with, "This is a woman's brain" and lots of squiggly lines?
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Yes
that's me that is.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Blimey
When Harry Enfield was funny! Nostalgia!
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

I just wonder what revenge he'll exact when he does find out

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Heeeheeeheeheeeh
I shoud be so lucky!
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

All right Chickenlady? Still up for that bit of strange? because I'm just lettin' you know, the offer is still on the table.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

....Dok is _really_ looking foward to it.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)