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This is a QotW answer morning jizzbags
what's new?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment My hovercraft is full of eels.

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment
hovercraftcock
eelsthat pre-cum thing
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Al editing yourself
That's desperate.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think I'm losing it slightly
losing it slightlyturning into al.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment
alyer mum
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment this is the internet
desperation is what it thrives on
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *sighs*
desperation ym

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH....
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment True
It certainly explains the position I've put myself in with regards to my love life.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Haha!

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm being serious Kaol
I must've been feeling really desperate to sleep with you!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'd say "sexy"
Rather than desperate.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Question:
Can I be a cunt in this thread?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Fine
*huffs off*
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *points*
Har har!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Question:
Can you manage to NOT be one?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I doubt it
Her cunt engulfs everything, she's trying to suffocate me with it right now =[
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're not Al.
It's not the same.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I know
I was just typing out my mental images.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Apologies in advance, but
Al ym

Oh god I need more sleep and the other half of my weekend wouldn't go amiss...ooh the thingy will be open I can get some breakfast now and stop writing "ym" whilst waiting for my embarrassingly shit code to compile...
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's pretty poor...
So you're saying "You're not your Mum"?
That's shit awful.
Consider this a formal warning.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well, it would have then read
"You're not your mum: it's not the same."

Which is still well below par.
Formal warning received and acknowledged.
Something resembling coffee and breakfast sought.
Present state of graph for conference well and truly despaired over.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I recommend strong coffee,
And BACONS.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You love it!
Actually I have been told my cuntiness is actually endearing and sweet. And you all fucking love me so it must be true
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I guess so.
I had Adventure Fail at the weekend :(
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Did you not have fun at
Barryland?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Barry is so shit
it's not even shit in a good way. it's just shit
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I didn't go there.
The road to Cardiff was real slow with traffic, so ended up going for a walk some place with loads of locks, and eating ice cream.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment better than going to barry

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I still wanna go there.
Did you know Fred West's ashes were scattered in the sea there?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I did
but I suspect it is because you told me
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Also,
The beaches on Barry were voted cleanest in Wales last year.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment they must be pretty clean then
the beaches I've been to in wales are spectacularly lovely. I'll try and find the name of a beach I've been to that is particularly nice. it's worth checking out.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah!
Let me know, eh?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't think so. And I know other people don't think so too.
Just cos a select few do doesn't mean every body does. Sorry to burst your bubble. Don't swallow me with that cavernous vag of yours now. s'just forum banter innit?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment just saying it's forum banter doesn't make it so
your bitterness is shining through like a goddamn beacon. I recommend a course of not-taking-everything-so-seriously.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And 1000cc of BACONS.

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment HOW DO YOU STOP THE BACON?

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You don't
We're fattening you up catface
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeap!
It's gonna be amazing.
Should we put it on the calender?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yes lets!
We should have another leam bash too
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ^this
But with less marker pen...
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment
less more
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah, we should.
I think we should go to the pub again.
I like that pub.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Actually, I forgot.
Maybe this is a bad idea, seeing as you're so HORRIBLE.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *cries*

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You don't have any feelings, you're a MONSTER.

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's not true
Al is the only one who understands me!!1one!!11elevenz
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ok well
let me know when you are free (and as you control Catface and he has to drive you he is free) and we shall organise another shin dig *dances*
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment With MOAR mariokart
Is it sad that I'm tempted to bring my wii and another telly so that we can play with MOAR screen each?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I vote this
WIN!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I vote this WIN too!
I'll bring my sexiness.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're bringing Mel?

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No
I'm bringing Mel. Kaol will be left in my boot.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh :\
I think we'd be coming from Wales though, haha!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And your suckiness
Which is good as I'm a little worried that bill and TGB will be better than me now that they have MK to play themselves.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yup
we practised lots at the weekend too :p
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh dear
I might have to dust off my wii soon then.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you can't
apollo 440 did a song about it.


you know, can't stop the bacon.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment bitter?
no - I'm all blunt and honest me. I'm just telling a truth not everybody might want to hear. For instance - I know that a lot of you don't like me, and I know a lot of you see me as just some kid - but frankly, I don't really care about anything much at the moment.
Provide said course, and maybe we can take it together? You sound awfully grumpy :P
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment if there's one thing I'm not guilty of, it's taking things seriously
perhaps bitter wasn't the right word, but you are too much with the fluff and hugs for real bluntness and honesty.

wouldn't say I didn't like you. it takes all sorts. don't care for the fluff much, but hell, at least you aren't as dull as piston_broke
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You don't know me very well,
if you think I'm not blunt when I need to be. Or want to be. The reason I'm fluffy as often as I am is because I don't generally like saying everything nasty on my mind. I'd rather treat people how I want to be treated. So Damn, I'm going to be fluffy if it kills me.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment there's a line between being nice because that's how you want to be treated
and being nauseating with hugs and love.

I'm not an advocate of full time, immediate cuntiness because that gets just as dull as anything else, and I'm all about not being bored.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I like VC
And she is not fluffeh ad nauseum.

/edit... oh and you're all cunts! :)
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment it's not constant
but it is intense
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment After staring at that line
I started to imagine a camp site stuffed with kittens.
Fluffeh In Tents.
Made me giggle. Then die a little inside.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment OH MY GODZ
VC doesn't like me. Man my whole world has just come crashing down.

Somebody hold me please?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *holds*
*with knives*
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Never said I don't like you,
just that I don't like your cuntishness. When you're actually nice - and you mean it - then I find you fairly pleasant to be around. When you're not - well, I've said it all already.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You've never been around me
And I am never nice and mean it
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment INTERNET LIES!
You have been nice. I have a coffee shop in some northern moors somewhere to prove it.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Awight Darlin
Long time no see, you moved into your new digs yet? I have no concept of time so forget when people are doing stuff....
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Extra long time to reply
Am moving Wednesday.

ARRRGGGHHH!!! I have a LOT of possessions.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Time for a good clean out then!
Sell sell sell!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You are assuming anyone would want to buy
any of the old crap I'm prepared to part with.

Charity shop and skip m'love. You're going to have to learn how to live with boxes.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You can build a fort!

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh yeah!
I'll build a giant cardboard box fort. And fire those little polystyrene balls at passers by. That'll make the neighbours like me!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No need to get hung up on the technicalities
Just because they're not giving you a reach around doesn't mean they're not fucking you.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I would,
But I've got both hands on the back of Capt'n V's head.
He's under my desk, y'see.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I hope
You still provide the small Vietnamese boy for him to sit on. One must maintain standards you know.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nope.
I prefer the mat-of-interwoven-orphan-babies.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oooooh, get him.
Moving upmarket? Show off.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *shrugs*
A gentleman's gotta do his best.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Vampyrecat
No one is liked 100% of the time by 100% of the people. It just doesn't happen. I know full well that I'm not particularly liked by some people on this board, but I'm appreciated by my friends on here, hence I keep coming back. Well that and boredom.

You stated below that you have a ton of work to do to finish high school, so why not stay off the net for a while, get it done and then come back. You might find you do a little growing up in the mean time.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment becky trying to give sensible advice
does....not....compute.....


*explodes*

how are you today cum-sponge?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's ok she wont take heed of it anyway
I tried doing that by gaz and telling her to constructively MTFU, but it didn't work.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you'd be surprised becky.
You were the one who told me to stop apologising for my existance and to try standing up for myself. So I am.

Or were those gazzes a subtle hint to fuck the hell off? cos if so - I'm not going anywhere.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But you're still doing it though or can you not see that?
You don't like it when people argue back with you. Saying that Al and TGB can't post in your thread is exclusionist and poor.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I never said they couldn't post in my threads,
I said if they were going to be cunts - then to fuck off. There's a difference.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Coffee on keyboard
Grown-ups? On B3ta? Where? Fucking hell, whatever next!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *waves*

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *chokes*
Being tall does not a grown up make you.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You would say that
midget boy
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hahaha!

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment because it's holidays.
And I need a fucking break. I've had two weeks of exams, then jumped straight into the next semester of classes. I've been actually doing homework and trying to relax in turn. It's day three of a fourteen day holiday. I *need* this break. I'm not a machine, I can't just keep going, and going, and going full steam ahead like I do during term. I get to the holidays and pretty much sleep for the first two days (which is what I've done).

I'm not saying everybody is liked by everyone else all the time. I didn't say that anywhere and I'm not going to bother.
I'm sorry I didn't come on here, fully formed in my adulthood like some people seem to wish with all my "grown-up-ness". But I'm not fucking going anywhere. I come here to escape from everything else - not to be as "grown up" as I have to be both my jobs and at school. Or when I'm convincing my dad to go back hospital because he's not well. I'm sorry I can't seem to live up to everybody's expectations - but don't have any expectations of me, and you won't have a problem any more.
Or just hit ignore. It's that easy.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I have no expectations of you because I don't know you
Why would I? However you post a lot on these boards and inflict your opinions and whining here as much as anyone else. However, its only you who gets personal when there's banter going on.

If you're so unhappy all the time in your real life, maybe it's you that needs to change in order to be happy.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment okay. I'm not going to be personal here - I'm really not,
but do you really think I haven't changed? At all? One ounce - ever? Just because you don't see me, don't know me, doesn't mean I haven't changed. I *am* a lot happier then I was even 6 months ago, a year, two years, even three years ago. I'm not perfect - I have wobbles - But I am getting there.
This bash I'm going to on Friday? I'm going by myself - I never ever would have dreamed of doing so even last year, even though I've known people who've been going since they were 14. I was too scared - I *am* nervous. This is me making an effort to push myself out of my comfort zone. This is me trying to change.
I don't really know if you see it as that or not - but for me this is huge.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm talking about on here. Oddly I cant see what you do when you live in another hemisphere
I mean how you conduct yourself on here. You don't have to change if you don't want to, that's up to you. Just recognise that things could be so different for you online and offline if you did. But hey, it's good that you're happier. I hate fucking EMO's
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ahaha god that actually made me laugh that last bit.
I'm not changing. This is me, fluffiness, shit moods and all. If people don't like it - they can forcibly insert it into their rectums.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Fuckit, you don't listen, even when I try to give you serious advice
far as I'm concerned you can get to fuck.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Grr stop it.
YES, too much fluffy can be overload. Who gives a shit. Too much cuntishness is upsetting if you're actually feeling like shite.

Live and let live. VC, I really like you, and as hard as it is to not take things personally, you just have to. Tell everyone they're a cunt and get on with it.

Becky, I think you are brilliant, too, but if someone's down in the dumps it's too easy for them to take everything personally, and telling them to get over it (which has its place) may just send them off.

But you both know this, so for the sake of peace and prosperity, and because arguments like this are neither funny or interesting, just live and let live.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ^this
Very fucking this.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment V
stop humping your computer screen
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Sorry love, I like debates. keep the blood flowing

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Just had to patch up someone's hand.
Thanks for that.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment what'd they do?

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Sliced themselves open
With a Stanley Knife.
Was bleeding a lot, and I can still smell it.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment VAMPIRE
VAAAAAMMMMMMPPPPIRE

PS. Answer my gaz fucktard
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What gaz?
OH YEAH, I LOST IT!
LIKE YOU LOST MY NUMBER :(
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment :(
It was an accident. I lost all my numbers but obviously yours was the one I most held dear to my heart and I have been crying about the loss of it for days
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You didn't ask me to remind you of my number
*cries*
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment She knows yours
Off by heart.

01279-CATFACE
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Wrong
I don't have the same area code as you!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I got that off Bill
But changed the name so you are in my phone as Catface
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's not my area code either...
I figured you might have the same one as Stortford :p
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I figured the same thing about you

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nah,
I've got The Mystery Code.
There's about three small towns and a few villages with it.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment is it making you hungry?

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've got confused feelings.
As the guy whose hand it was just started working here.
And he's my brother :\
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh my
How long before he lets something catch fire then roll into a building that has sleeping people in it?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Few days,
I reckon.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've seen The Lost Boys
(about a million times)

Your brother can save you.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I love that film.
It's the only reason that I'm tempted not to get my hair cut tonight.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Don't cut your hair!
Which reminds me... pub time tomorrow =D
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah :D
I'm getting it cut tonight.
But I'll be wearing my hat tomorrow.
Which I've finished painting now.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Painting your hat?
You're talking about the cowboy hat right?

*sighs*

I don't think I want to be seen with you tomorrow.

:edit: I mean ever.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah!
It's black now.
So I get ten Evil points every time I wear it.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment How's that my fault unless they were reading this and I enticed them to do it?

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment too early for lunch?

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I am tempted to go and lick the tissue.

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Absolutely
^ this.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment thanks for that
really furthered the discussion
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Playing devils advocate here
But that's not really very different to my reply which also didn't add anything to the conversation.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you're keanu reeves?
I wouldn't have said anything normally, but I had to scroll up for ages to see what he was saying ^this about. and that annoyed me. ever so slightly.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well I am Mr Anderson...
And yea that pisses me off too.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

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