I'm back!
I've been off work for a week, avoided the interweb and spent my time relaxing with the mrs and nipper.

I've also grown a beard.

Have I missed anything exciting?
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Growing a beard makes you cool
Much cooler than people like bill that shave their's off and make themselves look about 6.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

It's growing back quite quickly

( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Hooray
So long as I can stroke it at his birthday bash I'll be happy.

Present and card...present and card...must remember
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

How come
Bill gets a present and I didn't???
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

He hasn't yet
There is a very good chance I'll forget. I'm trying to give him a present in the same way that I tried to give you one.

If it wouldn't have been inappropriate I'd have given you one for your present but that wasn't the case so you had to go without.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Does this mean
you're going to molest Bill in the pub?
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

pub face
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I didn't molest you in the pub did I?
But yes, if I don't remember to buy him a present I'll probably give him a consolation blow job in the mens' toilets.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Probably better in the ladies
there is more room in there! ;-)
(Jingle Bills, Jingle Bills, Jingle All The Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

No you didn't
I got nothing, NOTHING!!!
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Well I'll grope you next time I see you
If that'll make you feel any better.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

It's too late now
it's like a pity grope
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Want me to cripple him tomorrow for you?
He insisted on having a sword fight with me in the carpark.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Ha!
And I have remembered to buy bill a present because I've just ordered it =D
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

You suck so much

( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Apparently I'm quite good at it too

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I'll get the
review from Bill after his birthday
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

*hopes*
(Jingle Bills, Jingle Bills, Jingle All The Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

you've missed so much
I don't know where to start

so I won't
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

*sighs*
I'll gaz you the information pack.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I never got one
I'm curious what the people that missed it are finding out. Send me one bitch.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

me too

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

It's just a picture of Kaol stroking his dick.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

BLIMEY!
He sounds like a nice chap
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Shhhhh!
It's secret!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I want an information pack!

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

...
It's just a picture of Kaol stroking his dick.

( clendrix althegeordie is a middle-class twat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:39, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)


...

I bet you do.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I went to Glastonbury,
I'm back home now and clean.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Was it a pissmud-swamp?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Nope, I got sunburnt,
Saturday was ridiculously hot all day; Sunday was hot but a bit overcast. I got rained on this morning going to the car.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Ah!
Sounds like Download, weather-wise.
Better than your tent floating away.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

*sings theme from Welcome Back Kotter*
Howdy!
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Did you miss me?

(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Like the deserts miss the alien abductions!!

(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)