I see some of you haven't signed up to my bash yet
There's only five months to go you know, plenty of time for us to fall out and declare war on each other...

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20033

If BK can pimp, so can I.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

I apologise unreservedly for not signing up sooner.
Done now.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

I should fucking think so too.

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Please don't hit me.
Again.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

*wails*
*rubs lotion in*
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

HARDER

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

If I'm signed up am I obligated to attend?

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Yes
London's nice in November...well it can be nice if you like freezing cold weather
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)

oh sure
I love the freezing cold

absolute favorite
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:47, Reply)

Ach you'll be fine then :)

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:49, Reply)

in fact, I love the cold so much I'm moving to Alaska

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:51, Reply)

I has the jealous
I wanna go there. It's much dryer than the UK apparently
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)

And they have vampires

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)

Already done
Can't guarantee we'll actually be there, but we'll try our damndest.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:38, Reply)

Oh you'll be there
they all float down here
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:46, Reply)

I refuse to sign up

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)

Ah, go on, go on, go on, go on!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)

Fine, then I shall snog your girlfriend and you can't watch
suits me
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)

suits me also

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:50, Reply)

Awesomes

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)

*motorboats*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)

I'm sure I'll be there
I just don't want to sign up until I know I can make it.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:24, Reply)

*imagines*
Excuse me for a minute I have a slight underwear malfunction here.

:edit: What a mong; replying to the same post twice without realising.
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:25, Reply)

huh!
And you just called me a mong.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:28, Reply)

he's a pretty little mong though
with splendid motorboating skills ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:30, Reply)

=D
*cough* new sig *cough*
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:34, Reply)

hee hee :o)
Well, you were my first...
There's only one "s" in "endorsed" though, you mong.

edit/ now you've changed it and I look like a mong :-P
I'm off up the wooden hill now. Goodnight lovelies x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)

Thanks :)
My spelling is shit but had to play around to get something decent within the character limit. *goodnight motorboating*
( Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:45, Reply)

mongtard!
ancrenne sent me a link for flatulence-filtering underwear - knickers containing a carbon filter...


tinyurl.com/nmshj9
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:29, Reply)

I won't be coming.
Not at least until a few hours into the session.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:31, Reply)

I just signed up
but put a disclaimer in the replies.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 6:27, Reply)

Signed up
Almost certainly can make it! Sounds like a plan....
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)