I really want to know how many people are going to go for this
www.michaeljacksonlive.com/refunds.php
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

ITS NOT 'LIVE' ANY MORE LOLOLOLOL

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

This 'Was' It
which is the best i heard a newspaper describe it
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)

The get tickets
for a concert you'll never see option? I'm guessing a lot
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

How much were the tickets?

(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Average price £80 each

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Which b3tan can we fly over to Neverland to view the plastic, deformed corpse
and shriek MAN THE FUCK UP at the weeping mongs filing past the coffin?
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)

*jumps up and down*
oooh ohhh pick me pick me! I have my passport right here!
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

But what about your visa...oh wait...
YOU DON'T NEED ONE!
Off you go then.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I demand video of this sacred event

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Well I'll big it up
film it, then get scared people will be mean about my MTFU abilities. So I'll say I won't post it, but will really and make you all look for it. Then I'll delete the video and get a website dedicated to me
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

This is terrible expert bullying.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)