Writing porn.
Listening to S Club 7.

Discuss.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:56, Reply)

what kind of porn

( willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:14, Reply)

That would be telling.
I don't want to say anything till it's done and has been proofread :)
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Writing porn
is something you've obviously chosen to sit down and do tonight. Have you, however, deliberately put on S Club 7 in order to write? If so...why? In what way does it help you to write porn...?
(berk was borked on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:18, Reply)

On the contrary
my iTunes is on random. It's now moved on to the Chicago soundtrack, but the combination amused me!
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:20, Reply)

When you start writing porn, do you know what you're going to write about?
If not, putting iTunes on shuffle can dictate the content on the spot.
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:25, Reply)

I write it in my mind first,
and then see what happens really; this has been rattling about in my head for about a week now. And I'm not lacking in inspiration!
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I wrote porn yesterday, listening to soulja boy
*turns her swag on*
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:19, Reply)

WINRAR.
Best combination ever!
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:20, Reply)

spiderman dat hoe!

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:24, Reply)

GO WEB GO

( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:24, Reply)

WIN
my friends hate me when we listen to hip hop because whenever they say skeet (or anything similar) I always make that fist pump motion at them like I'm shooting jizz all over them

it's great fun
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:29, Reply)

I can't be doing with hip hop at all!
Metal FTW.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:30, Reply)

yeah, most people on this site don't listen to hip hop
I'm american, it's like a requirement or something.
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)

I listen to old-skool hip-hop
Don't much care for the modern stuff.

Here's Ice T's Body Rock.
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

this is the extent of my old skool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C2b8XWJnfE
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:46, Reply)

.
Gah! The video's blocked over here due to copyright restrictions. Which one is it?
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Run DMC Tricky

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:53, Reply)

australian hip hop FTW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqCyTM1bF6Q
( willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Love teh Hip Hops
But Soulja Boy can fuck right off thanks.
(Cowardly Lion Anyone want a chicken wire & paper mache Mummy?, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:03, Reply)

METAL!!!

( willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:49, Reply)

S Club 7! I looooooove Rachel Stevens.
My best friend had her cd shipped in for my birthday a few years ago because I heard this song at work and I fell in love with it.

That CD is my most precious gift ever.
/crazy
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)

I like Hannah more
Primeval rocked :)
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I've never watched it before.
I actually prefer Steps to S Club 7 but neither were very big here.
We had the S CLub 7 show but I don't know anyone that actually watched it.
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Ahh, Miami 7.
I did like Steps more at first but I warmed to S Club 7!
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:28, Reply)

I didn't realise porn needed to be written
S Club 7 is good though. Fun summer music.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:35, Reply)

I do need to write it. It's going to destroy my brain if I don't.
And someone wants to read it when it's done.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I've had an idea for some txt-pr0n rattling around my head for the past 5 years
and still haven't written it. My brain has vurswived preyyt wle.
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:46, Reply)

REACH
for the stars cock?
(berk was borked on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Something like that!

( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Don't Stop Moving (Up and Down on My Dick)

( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)

I like this thread.
Song title porn GO GO GO
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Never Had A Cock Come True

( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Cock, is all I need, to get me through, to get me through now baby
Like a falling star I went down on you, went down on you, yeah
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:28, Reply)

I call Rule 34 on S Club 7.
There MUST be some out there.

"Rachel dips her head to Hannah's nipple and probes with her pink, pointed tongue. Harvey is getting harder just watching, but when he feels Paul's hand on his shoulder, he knows what is to come..."

DISCLAIMER: I don't write porn.
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Was Harvey in S Club 7?
Or do you mean Jordan's son?
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Yup, Harvey WAS, I think
The "racial whatsiting" one

Can't think. Too bloody hot.
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Come on
There is one sone that is just pure porn!

Tina's doing her dance
Jon's looking for romance
Paul's getting down on the floor
While Hannah's screaming out for more (ooh hoo!)
Wanna see Bradley swing
Wanna see Rachel do her thing
Then we got Jo, she's got the flow
Get ready everybody 'cos here we go!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:28, Reply)

SPUNK CLUB
(there ain't no party like an S Club bukkake)
( Lampito you gave me a hand, I gave you a fist, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Funny you mention this...
I'm sure I read a story in the newspaper about some guy being acquitted over charges of obscenity after the management of Girls Aloud took him to court for publishing an "erotic fetish story involving the kidnap, rape and murder of the band," on some website which liked to share that sort of thing*.

*_{Probably 4chan...}
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

not the management
the fucking government man. Serious shit. Anyway, twas thrown out for being a shit argument and its basically free speech.

Ironically, the defense used the fact that it was very hard to find on google or whatnot. After all the attention, guess what? No. 1 hit on google.

Search for Girls Scream Aloud, and follow the first digg link.

Its funny stuff, and not a little macabre. The author manages to use the phrase "amazingly, my cock was still hard after unloading into her mouth" on several occasions. Or variations there of.

In fact, heres a possible new QOTW, in which order would you butcher Girls Aloud? Why does everyone leave Cheryl till last? Deep down, I know I probably would do her last though. Wonder why.
( I have run out of coke Snow sets you free., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)