Imagine yourself in this position
You're running out of time on this earth and you can only have sex with one of beckyletters' orifices before pushing your trolley up the big pearly travelator.

So which one is it?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Bellybutton
As long as its an innie obviously.

Outtie bellybuttoners are freaks of nature
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)

not seen one of those in years (an outtie that is)
are they dying out? do they cease being outties? what's the story?
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:55, Reply)

If you fuck them hard enough
they become innies.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)

yes they are dying out
one at a time.

pushes dismembered leg further under the bed
(Half a turkey carcass still left on the 29thy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

I'd give her a wet willy for sure

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:00, Reply)

I love wet willies in my ears.
Anywhere else just seems wrong.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)

*gets your belly button*

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

What have you realised you've been stupid about?

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Men.....what else.

( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)

you could be stupid about bananas

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)

or with them

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Rrrright up the nose.
Fo' sho'.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:02, Reply)

That's what your mum said

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:02, Reply)

I'm surprised she can still speak...
the things you do to her.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)

She loves it

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I've just been down into my cellar to get my little fan.
It's bloody lovely and cool down there. I think I'm going to move the TV and sofa and spend the rest of the summer doing a Fritzl.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Just think of all the time you could spend
frigging away at the thought of me and you getting it on, without having to worry about the neighbours looking through your front window.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:18, Reply)

But I prefer it if they can see me.
Edit - besides you have to climb steps to get to my front door and I live opposite a park so no-one can see in anyway.

I shall frig in the lounge as per usual.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Yeah you do

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

easy
in the eye
( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

OH YOU FUCKING CUNTS
None of you chose my special place either. My armpits are very sensitive and none of you though of it :(
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Does she have
a stoma? If so, that one.
( I have run out of coke scum, subhuman scum, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:08, Reply)