There is a tiny black bug
It is crawling around inside my monitor and I can't squash it.

What's been crawling around inside you lately?
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Several dragons
A few tourists all crawling around in my massive vag.

ho ho ho I may as well get in there first
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

That's what santa said
Just before he climbed inside. It certainly explains the first step in the evolution of your cunt.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

haha
good one
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I've got one of those
On my profile.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I know
And I hate it. Luckily the real bug has crawled off of the LCD now so I cant see it.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Teehee

( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

I think I've got scabies.

I keep itching, and I can feel tiny things crawling on me.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I had scabies once.
Tru dat.
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Was it like what I described?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I can't remember as I was only eight at the time.

( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Oh.
I'm gonna assume I'm right though.
*itches*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

What you have sounds like a grade 1 possession of your body.
If you start talking in tongues then you need to find your nearest priest.
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

It'll be fine.
I'm not a big fan of priests though.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Maybe it's just as well.
It would have been difficult to tell one way or the other with you.
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Scabies are ecto-parasites
They don't count
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

It's ok, it only takes 3 days for the stuff to leave your system.
From then on, it's purely phsycological, you've done the hard bit.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

What stuff?
Scabies is microscopic lice that burrow around inside your skin.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

The smack.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I;m NooT A SMAKhed!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I've got the song, 'Don't it make my brown eyes blue', by Crystal Gayle crawling around my head.
WTF, I don't even have brown eyes.
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Deguese the screen and see if it fucks shit up.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

You can't degauss an LCD though,
Can you?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

How do you know he has an LCD?
It's DEGAUSS.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

By reading the thread...
"And I hate it. Luckily the real bug has crawled off of the LCD now so I cant see it."

:edit: Also I doubt a bug small enough to crawl inside a monitor could survive inside of a CRT monitor.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

My bad.
They both spelled degauss wrong though!
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I knew how to spell it, but fucked up.
I think Gonz guessed wildly and hammered the keyboard.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Yeh,
but Gonz is a marvel who actually knows how to do stuff.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)

sush it up big times !
It's to hot to even thinks straight !
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

You can't do that to LCD screens
There's no magnetic field to degauss!

:edit: Freaking mindpiss.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

This is happening too often now.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

It's because
your love is so strong you think the same
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Ahhh
aren't they sweet vom-inducing?
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I hope you ARE sick.
Nothing worse than heaving and sweating on a really hot day.
*frowns*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)

*thinks about heaving and sweating*
I disagree.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Dammit,
How about retching and spewing?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Evacuation of bodily liquids isn't always a bad thing, young Kaol.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I don't like being sick.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Stop eating those shards of grim then.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

They're all gone.
Ate the lot.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Weirdo.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

You love it.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I wouldn't go that far.
But I don't mind it if it's happening far, far away.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I don't think I can get a visa
For Australia.
I'm only a waiter.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

We can ship you there
in a packing crate instead. It's all good
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

If you can speak, walk on two legs and have opposable thumbs
they'll snap you up over there.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Quick Kaol
We'll fetch CHCB then drive Clendrix's house in our crazymobile!

When she gets home there'll be three drunk crazy people in her living room =D
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

GET BACK TO WORK

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

NO

( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

YES!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

DO WHAT CLENDIX SAYS

( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Jesus fucking Christ
If you get sacked, do I have to sub ALL your bowling sessions from now on?
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I'm giving you that money at Bill's
And no.

*goes to work*
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Oh you're going to pay me back at the next bash?
*yawns*
Like, whatever.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I'm going to molest you at the next bash

( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Good news right here.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I talked to that nice research psychologist today
and she didn't mind me being crazy. In fact, I think it helped her research. She also said I couldn't possibly shock her, she'd heard it all before. It was nice of her to lie to me like that.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Oooh, how did a bug get inside the LCD screen?
I thought it might be a CRT as there is more room there.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I don't know
It is really small though.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

*points*
*laughs*
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

what does degauss mean?
thxplz
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

lmgtfy.com/?q=degauss
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Well I've read that and I'm still no clearer.
*is stooooopid*
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

ouch
*hot brain now*

EDIT: by the way, that 'Let me google that for you' is brilliant!
And i know I could have googled it, but when real people explain complicated things to me it makes it a bit easier to decipher :-P
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I agree.
But I like being rude.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

You do it so well : )

( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)

*prouds*

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I'm going to be honest, I don't think it has any real-world practical use.
Other than making the most sattisfactory 'dong' sound.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

It can sort out distorted output
Most CRTs do it automatically when you turn them on even though you'd rarely have to do it manually if they didn't.

Oh, also good for avoiding German sea mines in WWII...
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Yes!
Damn those magnetic mines!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I want to read up on the physics now
It looks very interesting. Unfortunately I'm busy, I shouldn't still be posting.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Go do work!
I'll still be here when you get back :p
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

And sadly
you're still here now I am back.
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

It's only awkward
Because of the naked pictures you sent me.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

The ones she took of you prancing around?
You have to stop doing that.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

No, the ones she took
Of her 80-year-old neighbour nude-sunbathing.
He's very wrinkly :(
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

You're NAAAAAASTY

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:36, Reply)

You begged me to send them
as you had wanked over the others ones so much they had gone crispy and snapped in half
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

You said you needed them on your trip to the south pole of mars.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

I had to cancel that trip,
As I hurt my knee.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

aww, that's so romantic
"I'll never let go, V!" *plop*
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Are you posting from the karsy?

( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

GET BACK TO WORK

( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Haha!
and a re-entry in this decade's Word Chart, at number one: It's 'karsy'!!
Or is it khazi...
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Khazi
I couldn't remember how to spell it when I made that post but Khazi seems better to me.

*is working...really*
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I am 'working' too
EDIT:
And there's a raaawk club in Liverpool called the Krazyhouse, which I routinely call the Karzyhouse. My phone even spells it now...
(Roota Claus Iz in ur Xpelair high-pitching ur whines, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)