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This is a QotW answer Certain people who believe themselves to be better than or above other need to be fucking shot.
I've seen something tonight that has in turn amused and angered me greatly due to someone's great lack of self respect, humility and brain cells in general. This person is a fuckwit of the highest order and needs shooting for the sake of humanity before they go on to cause further mayhem in their everyday mundane life. no I'm not talking about myself in case you were wondering

What has angered and entertained you at the same time recently?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The waffling moronity of academics.
It is to tedious to explain why.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Is Moronity a word?
I think we need to consult an academic for clarification
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yes let's.
Then we can have ten meetings about it and argue and whine about things that are purely theoretical and never likely to happen.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oooh ooh can we?
I'll bring the party rings
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment kaol

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ooh, becky's angry.
What you angry about, becky?

And, to answer the question, nothing has really angered me recently. As for entertainment, I watched my fishes chasing each other in the pond the other morning. It was like Stingray but without the puppets or the smashing submarine.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're weird.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Like this is NEWS????

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Borked event link
Silly weird old people getting their links wrong!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Your sig
It's missing a /[event number] on the end.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh.
I'm a fuckwit.

*Edit* Fixed
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's still wrong :p
:edit: Finally!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Better?
Pedantic twat!

:D
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Most certainly =D
I was going to sign up for no reason other than you having sorted it but realised going to a midweek bash in Manchester is hardly practical for me!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Poof.
You're so gay the Village People tried to write a song about you and then realised that the challenge was beyond them.

Have you sorted crash space for ancrenne's bash yet? I can recommend the Waterford Lodge as it's piss easy to find.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nah we haven't yet
Should probably sort it out soon as August is much nearer than I thought!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Indeed.
Like, next month.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment kaol

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh, I didn't answer the question properly did I?
Whilst watching the fish chase each other, I was also slightly narked to notice that the water is turning green again after it was clearing quite nicely.

Will that do?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Kaol

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I had to fend of some fanciest last night
which is funny cause all of them are full of BS
but pissed me off since they could only complain about foreigners
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Again you fail to make any sense
Fuck off, there's a good lad
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment meanie

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Me?
It's not my fault his fingers are too fat and his brain is made of cabbage
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment D:

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I want to lick your face

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Get yourself over here then lady
I got Jolly ranchers. CHERRY FLAVOUR ONES
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oh, I can get those anywhere

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But these are mine, so they're like speshul and stuff
When are you coming over here?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm not too sure. I'm horrible at saving money.
I've been saying I'd come for a year now but I haven't even applied for a passport.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well you work so you can afford one before I can
I've really got to sort one out though or I'll be relegated to this country for even longer
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment kaol

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was at work until 19:20 tonight
So I missed going skiing. I'm also generally pissed off with how crap I am at making the most of my free time but that's my own fault. I'll get there with that one though...hopefully.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're a bit rubbish aren't you love
ruffles hair
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Generally speaking
Yes.

Once we're past my birthday, if it doesn't look like I'm going to meet my target of trading by Jan 1st, I'll run myself into the ground to do so. I'd rather get a bit better at organising myself though and just get things done that way.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I went to try out bikes today
and the man in the shop let me ride the two bikes I wanted round the car park and then gave me pretty impartial advice as to which one he thought would be better for me. Then I drove all the way home without hitting any heavy traffic at all.

Oh, you wanted em to be angry. Sorry, I'm far too pleased with my soon to be bought new bike.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What did you go for?
Was it... YM?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No
it was VC.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment VC and YM
sittin in a tree

F-I-S-T-I-N-G
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I don't think VC would do that
she's never seen a minge.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But she's expertly decided you're a cunt.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment She's no lesbian
but she is incredibly astute like that.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment How do you think gayers manage?
They don't have minges. Besides, wasn't she a faux lesbinin for a while? So I'm guessing she looked at her own one for a while at least.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Probably not

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You think about her a lot, don't you?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment More than I should
but only when I'm making love to my wife.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Making love?
Haaaaaaahahahaha.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Okay
poking in the thigh with my flacid cock while she's asleep
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And then, Oops, oh are you awake...can we just spoon for a while baby?
I'll just put it here.

I know all the tricks young Al
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment
know
have fallen for
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Tru Dat

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Waaaaay too many times
head hanging in shame
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Just how I likes it

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh, I say.
You're a horrid meat puppet, Buckfast, and no mistake.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But you'd do them in a moment
I would
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I would not!
I have standards, you know.

They'd have to buy me a bag of chips and place a bet for me on the 3:15 at Kempton first. Then we'd be cooking.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What is it about the 3:15 at Kempton
that makes it the "go-to" race for such offers?

Enquiring minds.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Don't ask me.
I wouldn't know.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment kaol

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Me?
Don't compare me to that inferior shit. I'm more like a fine Kopparberg
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment A fine Klopper
and no mistake
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You've been hanging out with Tourette's too much
You have.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Kaol

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment People who, despite being told yesterday that they can't do thing B without me doing thing A first,
and that they should ring me to do thing A whenever it's convenient for them, attempt to do thing B anyway. And fuck it up royally. And then call me and say in a pathetic voice "oh, it doesn't seem to be working". And make me waste chunks of my afternoon fixing their stupid mess.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Having a nice evening?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Have you had
a spunk shower yet?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nope. Have you?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment would you like one?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I am now, thanks.
At home in a cool room with a cold beer :)
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Good news indeed.
For a minute there, I was worried you were still at work.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nah,
I may be a masochist but I'm not going to stay in the office past 9.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Unless it's to have a really good wank

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment For true masochism
do it with that cactus.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've already injured myself on that spiky bastard twice.
I may make a little cage to keep it in. Out of paperclips or something.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oops!
It was your idea.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm not complaining!
It is a useful mong-deterrent.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *is deterred*

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment My work here is done.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment How does it deter them?
Do you shove it in their faces?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pretty much.
Although the beauty of mongs is that you say "Don't touch the cactus, it's really spiky" and ten seconds later they're running bleeding to the bathroom.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment If this is in any part true
then this will be the best present I've ever bought.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Erm
*hides patched up hand*
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It is a fine effort indeed.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Stay back!
I don't want your diseases.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *cowers*
*cocks head to one side*

Spare some food for the hungry?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Tin of Felix suit you?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment One takes what one can get

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Why are you hungry, little V?
Have they locked you in the cupboard again?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Aye they have
The bastards. I managed to scrape together a pawful of fluff from behind the mugs but it wasn't particularly fulfilling.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment If you stop shitting behind the sofa
they won't have to punish you so much.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's either behind the sofa
or in his pillow case.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Kaoltard

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's what I call my left hand
because it's covered in spikes.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment No no no
wank = sandpaper
anal beads = Cactus
fleshlight = meat mincer
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Enough of your personal life!

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh dear god, that really was more information than I needed there

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment V has the smoothest dick ever.
But it's very narrow.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It'll never be the same again

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nonsense!
Couple of coats of varnish, he'll be right as rain.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Use good stuff, mind.
When I put my hot cup of coffee on it, I don't want to stain it.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Into the realms of madness here
carry on
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment My arse bleeds a lot though
Thinking about it now I should've said empty jars instead of cacti for anal beads.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment YOU ARE JAR MAN

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment OH FUCK I JUST LOST THE GAME
when I remembered Jar man
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You cunt

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You fucking love it you girl
Now bend over for me
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *bends*

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment lubes up

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I hardly think that's necessary.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was being nice, but if you think it's unnecessary...
delubes
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's V, for pity's sake.
Rub some grit on it.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But he'd enjoy that
We can't have that
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Take away his phone.
He'll cry.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh I like the way you think
takes notes
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Kaol

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment DEREK JAR MAN!

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment GTFO

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What?
I thought that was quite good.

That crash space we have reserved for you could easily be reallocated you know.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment In that case...
it was quite good, You're right.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment HA!
Bow down before my superior blackmailing skillz!

The shed is all yours.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bloody northerners.
You just can't manage this out-of-cave dwelling business, can you?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Be fair,
the climate is a lot harsher in the Frozen North. Normal houses are just crushed under the glaciers.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's an en-suite I'll have you know.
There's a manhole cover just outside.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a QotW comment We're not supposed to call 'em 'manholes' anymore.
Unless you're talking about man holes.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Are we sidling up to each other again?
How long before we fall off, do you reckon?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well it was fun last time...
let's do it again and see.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment OK
Are we there yet?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Are we there yet?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Are we there yet?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *breathes in*
*squiiiiiiiiiiiishes*
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Arrrrrrrghhhhhh!
*falls off screen*
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bow before my superior 17" screen. Nothing falls off here

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Kaol

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Let's be honest, here.
empty jars
Kaol
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment He'd have them prepped with formaline though
That one was empty when he started
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Kaol is empty.
He's gonna see all this tomorrow when he searches for his own name.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Because that'll be the first thing Kaol does when he gets online tomorrow
Searches for the name Kaol
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Whilst stroking his cock
named Little Teeny Tiny Kaol.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Do you reckon he sandpapers too?
Kaol I mean
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Sand makes him cry, so he only does it when he wants a crywank.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Looking at polar bear porn?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Polar bears are there for admiring in a fear way, not in a wanking way

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm going to reply with 'kaol' to a few random posts to annoy him.
*wanders off*
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment well we know you just do it cause your a cocktease ;)

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:44, Reply)

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