Hey Gonz
Since when did you turn into such an insufferable cunt? You used to be a nice guy
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:35, Reply)

No he didn't
he used to be AWESOME! Then he was just plain fantastic. Then he got pretty damn FINE. Then he was good for a while. Then I needed a poo. Then he was AWESOME! again for a while. Then he got some food and was quiet. Then there was that episode where he threw a cat at a window and that wasn't cool at all. Then got AWESOME again.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 1:48, Reply)

And you can
fuck off, too, Al. General consesus is you are a monumental twat
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 5:29, Reply)

How general?
Was this a scientific study?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:13, Reply)

gave me an amusing image
of a column (not unlike Nelson's) with a big stone twat on the top.
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:07, Reply)

arf

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:10, Reply)

What you should do to get the crowd back onside is tell people what's gone wrong in your life THIS time..
..and follow it up with a lurid description of a sex act that you recently partaken of.
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Well, you've obviously got nothing
better to do than troll people who you don't like and add it to your stupid "fail" thing.
Guess what, it's the internet. Fuck off.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 5:28, Reply)

Top ironying there.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 7:38, Reply)

don't pick on gonz, you'll lose.
you fucking beaker.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 3:23, Reply)

I am not picking on her
just asking a geniune question.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 3:45, Reply)

Oh fuck off,
you are, and your one a day posts about your shit life are getting tiresome. I don't give a fuck about fishing and your cat has a shit name.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:09, Reply)

^Perfect

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Hello!

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Hello!
I'm in Cornwall.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Are you drinking cider?
You should watch this video:
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=4179911

It's an early 90s classic and I had forgotten how funny it was.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Cider? Not in Cornwall.
It's mead or ale down here - mmm...Tribute.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:08, Reply)

I'm a bit hungover
I went to see Saxon last night.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Brilliant!
What a month of metally goodness you're having.
I can't open that video but I can see the title.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Shame
I'm having a superb month. I'm going to listen to RJD now.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Off you go!
I'm off to Nan's funeral - I did suggest 'Angel of Death' for us to walk out to at the end. Dad was all for it, but my aunt chose the Lighthouse Family instead. If anything will make me think about my own funeral, it's that.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I'd like to be able to click this more than once.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Uh huh.
Obviously, your life is that shit you have to insult everyone around you to make you feel better.
Go call a taxi. Gonz will take care of it.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 5:29, Reply)

Coming from someone who starts a thread calling someone a cunt.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:07, Reply)

It's spending time with Al
He rubs off on you. Eventually you have to mop yourself down.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 7:24, Reply)

I think it's a fair point workboresme ;-)
*throws hat into ring in support of friend*
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:42, Reply)

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I would hardly describe workboresme as a damsel.
Not even in the loosest sense.
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

It wasn't the adjective I had in mind either, in all fairness.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

pedantry alert / Grammar police
noun actually
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:07, Reply)

There seems to be a lot of lately
I'm sure there will be plenty of messages going "It's only the internet, lighten up" and "It's entertaining and thats what I come here for" etc etc. But it seems that people have decided to pick up a load of old memes that wern't funny in the first case, just a pisstake seemingly intent on driving people away from here. Ooerr, that got a bit heavy.

Have some cake and support. I feel like making a "No cunts club" badge.
(stimpy, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Dude,
Can I have one of those badges when you get round to making them?
Cheers,
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:52, Reply)

^ This

( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:10, Reply)

^ ^ This

( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:25, Reply)

^^this

( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 5:27, Reply)

Gues what?
^^^^
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one, on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:23, Reply)

^ This.

(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 9:58, Reply)

^ ^ This

( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:25, Reply)

If the non-cunts start picking fights with the cunts
I can't help thinking that the cunts have the key advantage of being cunts.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

cunt

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I'll be on the winning side then

( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

wait a moment
why would anyone not like gonzo?
(well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:47, Reply)

You fucking beaker.

( Katy Hysteria Christmas is shit., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

HALT THIS BORING SHIT.
NOW IT'S SERIOUS!
CONTINUE, NOBODIES!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 2:22, Reply)

hahaha this whole fucking drama is mint
WEY HEY!
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)