I've just been to /board to see my new friends but no-one is in.
If you like I can put in a good word for all of you but I can't promise anything.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

What you talkin' 'bout?
Ben and Sean are both on at the moment.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I didn't talk to them much on Friday night.
I'm too shy now.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Which one is Ben?
I seem to have stuck within my little circle of
(KIDS)
(MARK CAUSE HE GAVE ME FAGS)
(TORIA AND NICK)
(TALKING SHIT TO YOU)
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

The mahoosive tall guy.

( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

...username?
It's still not ringing bells.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Barryheadwound.

( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Ahhh
I think pieces are coming together.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:26, Reply)

saw the bash photos on facebook
Looked fun. Apart from you and Applebite I had no clue who anyone was.
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

oh
and Enzyme :)
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Did you see the long haired, girly looking lad?
That was me!
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I'll be sure to go back and have another gander
I do so love the long haired girly look
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)

In what world do you have long hair?
Speaking as someone who hasn't had a haircut since before you started school...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:50, Reply)

It's long for me
I haven't had it this bad for years!
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

*waves*
I was one of them
( t00000 00000000 00000000 000000000 0000000 0000ria hosanna in excelsis is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)

hello you
*waves back*

*waves back hard*
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:47, Reply)

You're such a filthy slut

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:48, Reply)

hold on I'm not that bad.
I've only just got the camera out. Give me a chance to gaz them a pic of my engorged member first before levelling such an acusation.
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Okay
let me know when you've sent the picture.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:54, Reply)

ok
done
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:01, Reply)

You revolting slut!

Can you bring a copy of that picture along on monday please.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

oh fo shure
A2 big enough? I don't think I can get an A1 glossy print done in time.
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Well its not arrived yet.
I am most disappointed. But then I suspect I would have been disappointed anyway.
( t00000 00000000 00000000 000000000 0000000 0000ria hosanna in excelsis is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Guys on here are always threatening to send pics of their cocks but they never do.
Get used to it.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Let me get this right
Someone's disappointed at not having received cock gazzes delivered to their inbox by strangers?

Trust me you would be impressed. The shot would be all arty and tasteful.
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Black and white,
dressed as Charlie Chaplin.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Don't give Bert inspiration.

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)

*is inspired*
I can do Buster Keaton. No wait! The 3 Stooges.
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Frank Spencer.

(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

A pre and post summer
wookie ;)
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I dunno, I think gluing all the stubble on would get a bit annoying.

(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I'm not sure how you'd keep the glasses on either.

(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I'm not worried about inspiring him.
He hasn't even finished his "Dictators of the 20th Century" series yet. I was looking forward to Pol Pot.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Dicktators!
*falls*
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

*waves back*
A very low girl to boy ratio that night but quality over quanitity was exceeded.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:53, Reply)

It was ace.
I love TV21, its a great bar with great music.
( t00000 00000000 00000000 000000000 0000000 0000ria hosanna in excelsis is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Are you looking at the same photos as me?
Looked more like an akward work christmas outing than anything I'd describe as fun.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:57, Reply)

There were 3 distinct groups.
The kids were awesome though.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Which one were you?
I've already named you all in my head, my favourite is "young garry glitter"
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Which one was that?
I'm the fat one, easy.
With shoulder pads.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)

This guy looking
"proper internet" on the left
www.flickr.com/photos/21723343@N03/4082229033/in/pool-b3tabashes

You're going to have to narrow it down, are you "fat jo wiley"?
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

If by fat Jo Whiley
you mean a blonde girl, well thats me. And fuck off calling me fat.
( t00000 00000000 00000000 000000000 0000000 0000ria hosanna in excelsis is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

ha ha,
oh god, I'm going to be making friends today.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I'm sure you're an absolute stunner.
prick.
( t00000 00000000 00000000 000000000 0000000 0000ria hosanna in excelsis is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

He's like a sexy version
of Paul Daniels.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

you'll like me, not a lot, but you'll like me.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

at least I compared you to Jo Wiley,
take that away from this conversation as a positive.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I don't think she looks like Jo Wiley
But I also don't think she's fat by any stretch of the imagination. I think Applebite looks more like Jo Wiley.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

This is true
Though I detest Wiley, and Applebite seemed to be delightful.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:20, Reply)

You're both wrong
and Al's a fucking liar.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I didn't get to talk to her : (

( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:24, Reply)

She's lovely :)
As are you!
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

BGB is a hate monger
she just seems lovely at first so that you get all friendly and then she turns her hate on you and it's like being being given a glimpse of the sun before being locked in a pit for the rest of eternity.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Shut up Al.
Nobody believes you.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:33, Reply)

The general consensus
is that I'm a colossal monumental twat.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)

the checkout lady at my local lidl
..looks the spit of jo whiley. t0ria doesn't
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Ignore him.
He has issues with women.


He can't get one.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Actually
There's no excuse, there's a pic of me from the bash in my profile. Then tell me what my name is :P
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:19, Reply)

You look like the crazy girl from flight of the chonchordes.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I've heard that before, and I'm happy with that.

( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:24, Reply)

no, no you're doing it wrong you're meant to get offended then call me a prick.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I've had worse.
Like him.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:27, Reply)

You've had him?
That's fucked up, you're only little.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)

No, been compared to him.
I've had very few people.
I'm shy.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)

shy
picky

Honest guv.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:03, Reply)

*steps in*
*is offended*

You prick!
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Thank you, gorgeous :)

( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)

It's ok.
I like calling him a prick : )
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Let's find a pic and call him ugly.

( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)

tell him he looks like jack dee
but less happy
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Haha! I know who that is.

( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Who?

( t00000 00000000 00000000 000000000 0000000 0000ria hosanna in excelsis is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I think he's called Grey kid.

( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

He was lovely.

( t00000 00000000 00000000 000000000 0000000 0000ria hosanna in excelsis is looking for a copy of Trouble For Trumpets plz, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

He was awesome.
I thought he was more Edward Scissorhands.

I was staring at him for ages trying to get the courage to go and ask him for a fag.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

i'd have thought robert smith was a more apt comparison there
(or scissorhands, like lampito says).
he's been a lovely bloke both times i've met him
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I think that says more about you than about us.

( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

www.flickr.com/photos/21723343@N03/4082229419/in/pool-b3tabashes

Party!!!!
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Bad link.

( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)

it's because flickr is a gay
you have to copy and paste it into your address bar.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

that is gay
I only recognise BGB in those pics. They must be captioned!
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I'm bored
So I'll "caption"
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Meet some more people then,
you fucking hermit.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)

move to devon and i will

( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Easter Cornwall bash
draws slowly nearer.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

it does
and I'm damn well going to be there. I'm usually in Cornwall at Easter anyway
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I'm still not sure you aren't just another of Kaol's meat puppets.
I imagine him periodically gluing on a false beard and smugging it up.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

hahaha
ancrenne, clendrix and spakka have met me, I'm sure they can vouch for me
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Yeah, like they're not in on it.
Wouldn't trust any of 'em as far as I could throw 'em. And I'm a scrawny little fucker, so I couldn't throw 'em far.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

it is also possible that I didn't meet them
but that kaol had hired people to pretend to be them....
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

hired
terrified
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

never has a strikethrough been more true

( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)