I know this isn't /links
but they scare me so

dontclickthis.whatingods.name/i-fucking-love-this-stick.jpg

edit: well fuck me with a rhino, it is in the newsletter. Boy is my face red?
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I saw that on /talk last week
Fucking sloppy, Vipros
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:23, Reply)

*shrugs*
just got emailed it. sorry for not having seen all of the internet already
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:26, Reply)

So you should be
now don't do it again, or I'll be getting the stick
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Did you not see it in the newsletter either?

( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:27, Reply)

was it in the newsletter?
haven't seen the one from last week as I was busy having a life (not really I was fucked up from tar barrels)
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)

ure bad @ teh internetz

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:35, Reply)

That sounds like a right crack.
What was the highlight?
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Doing your mum

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Well, she's fucking awesome.

( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:44, Reply)

it's all good to be honest
I tend to get as close as possible to the barrels. It's hard to describe without seeing it, but try and imagine a really crowded street, with a big bastard wearing sackcloth gloves and a large number of rugby shirts carrying a flaming barrel as tall as your arms will stretch, running as fast as he can. Then imagine it being more exciting and crazier than that.

The crowd has to get out of the way because the barrels don't stop.

One of the best things is being with people who haven't been before, as they go wide eyed and try and scrabble out of the way while the experienced of us just lean out the way, matrix style. After the first panic you then get the newcomers with a big grin and wide eyes babbling at how awesome it is.
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:42, Reply)

This threads boring now,

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:51, Reply)

it was fine until you joined in

( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:53, Reply)

that's what she said.
*gives up*
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:55, Reply)

haha

( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:55, Reply)

It was fine
but it now appears to be suffering from a shortage of apostrophes.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:55, Reply)

well done you're very clever, I'm sure that makes you happy.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Now we're a W down.
Full marks to w for stepping in at short notice, but it's just not the same.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWanker

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Fucking typical.
Turning up late but mob-handed.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I'm finding myself hilarious today.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

You DID get out of bed on the wrong side :P

( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

the problem was I didn't get in it until 3.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Moan bitch moan.
Man up.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

ha ha,
shush it you.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Come on,
give us a smile.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I don't do smiling.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

God, you're a joyless bastard
You don't smile, you don't have sex, what next?
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Misery and death.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

God, you're worse than me.

( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I'm just playing up to it.
And I'm waiting for a conference call in half an hour that I'm dreading.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Oh yeah whatever.
I'm not feeling too bad at the moment. I think it's a bit of well-needed rest.

Go and have a wank over Al, or something.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Nah, I'll print off the bash pics and have a bash
fucking hell I'm making wank jokes shoot me now before I turn into spankyhanky (who is a cunt, I know you search for your username and will read this you boring cunt)
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Which one would you go for then?
I know who I would do :P
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

You and applebite are the only two I would touch with a barge pole.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I'm either flattered
Or think you're a massive lech
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Massive lech

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Yes, thank you. It does.
I'm now even smugger than Vipros too.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

"more smug"
you illiterate cunt.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Not necessarily
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/smug
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

*waves*
Afternoon! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

how do

( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Very well thank you, I've been busy moving desks at work
How are you doing?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

not too bad
particularly compared to the last few days of feeling shit

busy today!
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Are you feeling a bit better now then?
Time to recover over the weekend?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

just about
I was fucked up on friday with cold, hangover and lack of sleep
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Awww
Well at least you're nearly well again! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)

yep
finally!
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:39, Reply)

OMG
you're like moving house in less than two weeks! Are you excited?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

I am very excited!!
We have started packing and then feared over the amount of DVDs we have... we have actually had to order more boxes for them all! Eeep!

You still planning on assisting? There will be doughnuts and sarnies and later on pasta of some description!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Hells yeah I'm gonna be there.
I hope DiT has a catalogue of his unmentionables, otherwise there are going to be a few choice items going missing.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

damn it
I've had my eye on those frilly knickers of his....
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:30, Reply)

He is doing that tonight
just in case!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Hello,
I'm so glad you're here everyone else is shit.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Hello!

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Bonjour
Long time no see
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

What sweets are you eating today?

( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I managed to find some
fangtastic haribo in my desk drawer so I'm eating them and pear drops today! Oooooh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Hahaha fair enough
*flexes*

Did you have a nice weekend, get up to anything exciting?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I went down to that there london, to watch some fireworks on Friday but it rained.
So we went to the pub, spent saturday in Wimbledon Village which was nice.
Fireworks and a shit load of red wine yesterday.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Aww the weather was pants on Friday
I watched fireworks under a gazibo eating a burger in the rain... it was all different kinds of ACE! Which ones in London did you go to see?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:30, Reply)

The ones in Putney,

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Ooooh
Put-e-rrific
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

They were ok,
the Milton Keynes one's were better.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Groovy
I went to see some in Milton Keynes years ago when I was tiny small... I remember them being pretty cool, plus I had a hot dog and that's the most important part of the evening, hot dogs and dirty burgers! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I got candy floss,
I was happy.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I've never really seen the attraction of candyfloss
and now I can't eat it
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Hehehe beardy floss

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

:-P
"I wore a ten pound beard of bees for that woman!"
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Woo
That's the second best thing!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

yeah
managed to get one of each down me on thursday night.

there was a late night hot dog stall conveniently on the way back to my mate's place, so a load of us descended on it. All thoroughly pleased with our almost burning hot, delicious hot dogs, except my mate Paul, whose hot dog was almost ice cold.
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Awww poor Paul

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

people keep coming round to his flat for a shit as well.

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

haha
They don't, they just want to
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Hahahaha
Awwww bless 'im
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

it was extra funny because it was him

( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

What has he done to deserve
the treatment he is getting? Is he a bit of a knobcheese?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

not at all
one of the nicest people I know, but even mundane things are hilarious when they happen to him. He's just one of those people.
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Hehe
Fair enough, poor bloke
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent So my choice is 'Or Death?', Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Someone's just offered me a car for my probable business start-up in March.
For nothing. Bloody hell, I'm humbled.
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

before I make a judgement on this
what sort of car?
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Jimmy or Alan?

(NakedApe Can I play with badness?, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Old-school Toyota Avensis
I drove an identical car as a cab for four months. They're rock solid and all the asians round here know how to fix them /sweepingstatement
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

as long as it's not a vauxhall
or something french...
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Nah
All I'm gonna do is strap some ladders to the roof and use it as a runabout for cleaning windows. I'm all excited now.
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

what's the business start-up?
Or is it confidential?
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I'm finally going to start up the window cleaning
I'd only have to find two full day's work to earn more than I do sitting here on my arse all day, and I'd have a car and some self-esteem, which are always a bonus.
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Excellent plan, then
I cannot conceive of how I could, but if you can think of a way that I could help I'll do it.

NB don't ask me for money...
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Haha
I'll be asking someone for money somewhere down the line - either my bank, my brother or one of my taxi chums. I need just over a grand to get set up, and that's including a cheap vehicle. The rest is footwork and hard work. There's definitely work out there to be had.
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Well done you.
Again I can only offer a pat on the back and lots of encouragement.

I could maybe buy you a bucket.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I may take you up on that.

( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I'll get the nicest bucket I can find : )

( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)