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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Volunteers wanted. Male or female.
Between the 5th and 9th of February I need people to send me dirty texts. Pictures are no good as I'm on pay as you go and can't recieve them. All texts will be gratefully received.


Thank you.

Will probably need help in August also.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:43, 162 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I like breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Pretty good but needs more smut.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I can help. Screw these anti-fun losers.
What number do we text?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:13, Reply)
No, I like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)
NO
I like breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Breasts are shit Badger.
Except mine...

Wait... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Are you flicking your bean that week. All week?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:45, Reply)
No flicking, just dirty thoughts.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)
It's a shame there's no people on here who are likely to do this for a random girl they'll never meet from the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I was wondering when you would show up now Amorous badger has been here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Who?
Well done.
Thank you JMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I'm totally the boss of you JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)
venomous choad makes me think that you are claiming to be a pokemon

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Poor Blaireu69..
...he got really upset when I said that I hoped nothing nasty happened to his new house.
He stopped pandering at WBM for a whole two minutes he was that upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)
*hands on hips*
I hope you are proud of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)
WBM was FURIOUS.
She nearly got depression and internet lesbianism AGAIN she was that narked.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I imagine her cats were positively diving at the windows

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Haha
You daft git.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
*FIVES ALL ROUND*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)
score!
I kind of want to reply to JMG's post below, not in an arguing way, but he has a point about it being a dreary debate...quite the dilemma
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I thought you were Chief JMG cock sucker?
Or something along these lines.


Has the QOTW tide shifted somewhat? I can only assume they're still lying at one another to impress house-whales?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)
you'll find it a bleaker place now JMG
Psychochomp has had a great deal of influence here. Some are resisting, but the overall apathy is winning through.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I hardly had high hopes for QOTW any time in the past.
When you're the shit version of /talk, you've really got nothing going for you.
Shut down QOTW, merge the boards again. I say.

I'm usually correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)
naa, that'd be shit
they are much the same, but the different formats suit different people.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)
I'm not wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)
you're not right either

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I think you've already forgot how the internet works.
I'm JMG. I'm correct.
Slipping in to nerd mode to ease this process, It's like Top Trumps but with brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
that hasn't particularly helped your cause

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)
With each reply you drag the level of QOTW down.
This inane debate pulls down the general level of fun, in my once again correct opinion.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
*shakes fist*
WHY GOD, WHY?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Fucking hell.
Fuck. Ing. Hell.

What is up with this shit?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Erm!
Shit?

You need the thread below.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I'm going to send you a fuck ton of them
all about mud.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)
That's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)
POOP POOP!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I read that as "will need help with Autism"

Whatever floats your boat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)
My birthday's on the 7th.
What nicer way to spend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Thank you Roota.
Some people on B3ta like to share and some don't unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Woo Hoo!
Mine too.
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)
"I'm going to stab you up with my penis dagger"
Something along those lines?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)
*guffaw*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Ah you've clearly done this before.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)
"STICKING MY COCK IN THINGS! STICKING MY COCK IN THINGS!"
How is that?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Oooh that’s good. I like the element of vagueness,
what are you sticking your cock in… could be anything?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)
why though?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Attention?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Does there need to be a why?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)
well yeah

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Hahaha!
Silly girl.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
probably
*shakes head*
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I see the /talk lot have invaded again.
To be expected really.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)
answer my question
because I really don't understand why you would post something like that.

Also, it's not like we're not allowed here. Anyone can post anywhere they like.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)
it's only bizarre because
you want specific dates....is this for some 'modern art' purpose?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Concentrated attention hit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Not bizzarre.
Surreal!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
FFS it was a joke.
If you didn't pay attention to the pillocks who live on /talk and spent more time here then you would see that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)
really?
It was rubbish and not even funny. I suggest your joke telling needs more practise.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Then you probably wouldn't like it here.
*waves goodbye*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)
awww now
don't be like that. I might stay and see if anyone else is better at joke telling.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I hope you'll be pleasantly surprised
the one up top completely passed me by
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Didn't you wander off?
Just up there a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I did, but I wandered back
I do that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)
You should be careful
You could make yourself dizzy and do a sick
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
ok
I shall be more careful in future.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I only have your best interests at heart.
if you do feel dizzy just have a little sit down and hum the Fragglerock theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
:o)

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)
*ruffles hair*

(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)
You need to 'practice' your spelling.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)
awwww thanks for pointing that out to me
I shall go change it immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I am really fucking helpful like that.
That should be 'go AND change it immediately', by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Thank you again
it's the only way I'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I haven't learnt.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I could always reinforce the lesson
with a savage beating, if you like?
That works for some people, I've heard: halfwits, simpletons and so on...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)
savage beating you say..... ummmmm, interesting idea
I think you could try it that way, see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
OK - meet you in the B3ta car park in 5 minutes.
I'll be the Charles I looking fellow holding a plank with a nail through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)
ok
see you soon
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)
haha.
Oh dear...

Psst. Jenpots is a certified Ninja and could quite easily kick your arse. She is one of the few b3tans I'd genuinely not fuck with in real life.

But on the other hand. Did you just threaten to beat up a woman you fucking retard? Get a grip eh, what's next? Chain her to the cooker? You're a human wankstain.

Also, learn to use a comma properly before you try to comment on others posts. You've used two of the fuckers incorrectly in that post.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)
yes, he was actually suggesting that he was going to give her a savage beating
well done

you're getting right into the spirit of internet white-knighting
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Don't feel you have to use any punctuation or capitals there.
I love reading posts that look like they've been written by the remedial class muppets.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)
He is Vipros
and as such has no need for these things that you mention.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Full stops would have been superfluous given the nature of the phrases I used
I used a comma appropriately

I also don't think that this is a formal enough environment that the use of capital letters really matters

However, you have neatly deflected the main thrust of my post, which was about how you are a colossal helmet who did a nice bit of taking the internet as it's written and hard-manning, albeit by making him aware of jenpots mad martial arts skillz (full stop)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Yes.
Words on the internet make me look well hard.
In fact, Montys post is a prime example of how that works.

Though quite how I can be the "internet hardman" without actually making any threats is quite beyond me...
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I was going to put hard-manning-by proxy
but thought better of it. should have stuck with the original plan.

words used aside, your post had clear intent and unfortunately no matter how much you protest, you are now, and will always be, a big spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)
My mum told me if I rush to internet maidens rescue they would let me play with their cats or something...
She usually cries when she says this and mutters stuff about it being her only chance for grandkids. I'm not quite sure how I go from pets to kids but if there's a chance it gets me out of the basement for a while I'm all for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
at least you are doing it for the right reasons
hang in there, there'll be some large-breasted internet woman for you somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Oh dear!
He must get eaten alive on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)
If I knew what this meant I'd probably write something funny here.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Oh wait.
I think it's a reference to his terrible punctuation and the pendants on /talk.

Meh, /talks not as strict as it used to be. I get away with it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I should hope so
with things like pendants ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Is that only a /talk term?
I thought "pendants" was b3ta-wide?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I've not seen it before, but I may have dismissed it as a mistake
it's certainly not common on here though, and given the amount of pedantry that happens here I'm sure I'd know about it if it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I really wish I could click "reply" instead of "I like this"... Bloody QOTW'ers with their dodgy buttons in queer places.
b3ta.com/search/posts?q=pendants
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)
well I never
I'd never noticed the buttons were the wrong way round. The I like this button on here has only recently actually done anything anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)
What a monumental gaylord.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)
He's stupid, not ignorant.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Going to have to disagree with you there.
See sig for more details.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)
He is charming though.
Like a dog who's sick on your favourite boots but looks up at you with those eyes and his little waggy tail and you can't kick him, mostly because there's puke on your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
HAHAHA!!!
You're funny
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I try.
NO really... I really do try. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I lied
You are more 'mildy amusing' but with practise you could become a comedy genius.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I'm /talks equivalent of Michael McIntyre.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I like him
I suspect I'm alone in my liking though.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)
To be fair so do I.
But he's an easy target cos of all the haters innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I would have answered and continued in conversation but....
You ruined everything by typing 'innit'
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I was trying to be "down with the massive" or whatever the kids are doing nowadays :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
That, is a vicious slur against anybodys name,
internet or otherwise. If I could choke just one person to death, per day, for a whole year, he would have been the first. Then Ainsley Harriot the day after.

Then I would have to think about it for a bit.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)
As long as Jordan, Pete Docherty and that tit from N-dubs, who can't wear a hat, are in there you're fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)
awwww now you spoilt it.
also thanks for the white-knighting, made me feel all squidgy.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
I only called him some names.
Plus bullying you is MY job.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)
well you try to
you're a little rubbish at it :oP
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Bah :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I'm all squidgy.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)
*pokes*
so you are!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:56, Reply)
The Dr can give you pills for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)
You are a Deacon of Biblical proportions.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Oh come on! You can do better than that.
That was a rubbish insult. You should be ashamed of yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
20 fucking minutes man.
And that's what you came up with?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I was so
disappointed I did a little cry.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Shut up you weak-bladdered, gin-soaked cock goblin.
See, it's not that hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I'm going to hit you

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)
It was just an example!!!!
Anyway. I know you'd totally kiss me better afterward.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)
yeah, probably
I'm a bit soft like that.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I have a job.
Shocking, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)
from the man who brought us such Wildean classics
as 'human wankstain', this is serious criticism and shall be treated as such.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)
OH NO HE DIDN'T!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Awesome joke. Well done.
You should consider comedy as a career - you're a natural.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
:oD

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Ah another hanger on.
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I don't post on talk, am I allowed to post?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Only if you have something to say.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Hello!
You have my attention now; do you do anything entertaining?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)
no! It's not allowed
cos you do posting on /talk. I'm staying though. I'm going to force them all to be my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I have enough friends but I do have an opening for an aquaintance.
Fnar fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I'm obviously now seeing that I don't do funny very well.
In the same way you don't do sarcasm very well.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)
NO MY ATTENTION
MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)
TOUCH MY PENIS PLEASE
I'LL BARK LIKE A DOG EATING TOFFEE, I PROMISE.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)
STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO MY BID FOR ATTENTION!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)
*stores 'clopper' into predictive in advance*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Hahahaha
You're a class act!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Sometimes, my dear Flim,
I see it as a burden...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:03, Reply)
*Nods head solemnly*
It must be.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)
It's already on mine
:0)
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Evidently!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Big fat hairy sloppy clopper!

(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Hahahahah
have we met?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
That was you?!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Evidently she meant me
Plonker!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Don't crush my hopes :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Damn your hopes!
I'll crush your dreams as well if you aren't careful
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I'll crush yer nuts

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)
That's the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Only in your dreams :0)

(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)
How about some Spinal Tap?
Your body (my baby) fits me like a Flesh Tuxedo.
I'm gonna sink you (her) with my pink torpedo.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Why not the 14th Feb?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)
It's not a date that appeals to me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Do I appeal to you?
xoxox
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)
It
would have if not dramatic irony, then a certain balance to it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Sorry.
No.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Seems there is nothing in it for me.
Seriously.

What have you done for me lately?
(Tugnut I got them all..., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Where's Sexface when you need him?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Haha, someone SHOULD pass this onto him.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)

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