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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone free on Sunday in London?
Preferably male and wouldn't mind looking menacing?
I picked up my new bike yesterday afternoon and had the old one knicked on the Pento road in the evening. FUCKING CUNTBAG MOTHERFUCKERS.
I'm off to Brick Lane Market on Sunday with a D-Lock and a crowbar.
Alt. Q.
What fills you with unbridled happiness? Someone make me feel better.
Edit, sorry LiC.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:02, 95 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Preferably male and wouldn't mind looking menacing?
I picked up my new bike yesterday afternoon and had the old one knicked on the Pento road in the evening. FUCKING CUNTBAG MOTHERFUCKERS.
I'm off to Brick Lane Market on Sunday with a D-Lock and a crowbar.
Alt. Q.
What fills you with unbridled happiness? Someone make me feel better.
Edit, sorry LiC.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:02, 95 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Keep up
www.cyclechat.net/topic/33942-brick-lane-market-the-main-sales-venue-for-stolen-bikes/
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)
www.cyclechat.net/topic/33942-brick-lane-market-the-main-sales-venue-for-stolen-bikes/
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Oh silly me,
I should have been keeping up on my cycling blogs mentioning the criminal activity in another city.
ffs
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I should have been keeping up on my cycling blogs mentioning the criminal activity in another city.
ffs
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)
they've taken a bike off your hands
i suggest putting an ad in the local paper.
it should read THANK YOU.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)
i suggest putting an ad in the local paper.
it should read THANK YOU.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I've still got another
and there's much more surface area on an SLK for scratches...
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
and there's much more surface area on an SLK for scratches...
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
*Drive you there in their Honda Accord
Crowbar is for removing any locks they might have on it, my D-Lock is to immobilize it.
It's a fairly common thing to do.
www.lfgss.com/thread123.html
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Crowbar is for removing any locks they might have on it, my D-Lock is to immobilize it.
It's a fairly common thing to do.
www.lfgss.com/thread123.html
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)
No as you're a cyclist. Even though I am in London & free on Sunday.
Stop running red lights.
Alt: Cyclists having painful accidents.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Stop running red lights.
Alt: Cyclists having painful accidents.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I swore at a cyclist for stopping on a roundabout
what I hadn't realised is that he had stopped as he had almost been knocked over by a stupid woman in a chelsea tractor who was on her phone at the time.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)
what I hadn't realised is that he had stopped as he had almost been knocked over by a stupid woman in a chelsea tractor who was on her phone at the time.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)
people driving whilst on the phone is annoying. Driving a chelsea tractor is annoying. The resulting annoyance of the combination is greater than the sum of the parts.
I regularly see women driving & applying make-up at the same time. This is vain as well as dangerous.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I regularly see women driving & applying make-up at the same time. This is vain as well as dangerous.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)
even i
don't do this. well unless i'm in absolute stand-still traffic.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)
don't do this. well unless i'm in absolute stand-still traffic.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Bollocks
when the traffic stops your hands are down your pants quicker than you can say jack robinson, you disgusting serial masturbator.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)
when the traffic stops your hands are down your pants quicker than you can say jack robinson, you disgusting serial masturbator.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)
rachelswipes has a massive dildo sticking out of the drivers seat
she said she needed it as a safety feature so she didn't slide off the shiny leather when she braked hard.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)
she said she needed it as a safety feature so she didn't slide off the shiny leather when she braked hard.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)
She loves lorry drivers looking down on her when she's having a rub - hence owning a convertible.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)
you two
should get a room, your fantasies are disturbing everyone else!
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)
should get a room, your fantasies are disturbing everyone else!
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)
What fills me with unbridled happiness?
The release of a new zombie film.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)
The release of a new zombie film.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)
that's reminded me of a Metallica song I haven't listened to in ages
nice one
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)
nice one
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I might be able to come along.
As you know, I look fucking NAILS.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)
As you know, I look fucking NAILS.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I was trying to think of an equally witty response using another of his songs
but I couldn't work "Crocodile Shoes" in
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)
but I couldn't work "Crocodile Shoes" in
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)
He sung the lyrics on "Diesel Power" for The Prodigy
most people think it was Kool Keith (AKA Dr. Octagon) but I know the truth
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)
most people think it was Kool Keith (AKA Dr. Octagon) but I know the truth
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)
this is revenge for calling you a noisome turd isn't it, arse-chapeau?
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)
He's a cyclist. You can't help one of them.
Unless arranging to meet up is a cunning ploy to steal the new bike & throw it in the canal.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Unless arranging to meet up is a cunning ploy to steal the new bike & throw it in the canal.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)
My mate's wife said I looked like Jimmy Nail the first time I met her
My response - "Fuck off you cheeky bitch"
I dont, do I?
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)
My response - "Fuck off you cheeky bitch"
I dont, do I?
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Like this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0_BULcHW3U
*props to Lab for showing me this
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0_BULcHW3U
*props to Lab for showing me this
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Yes, precisely that sort of thing.
I like to watch pensioners slipping on ice and breaking their hips, too.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I like to watch pensioners slipping on ice and breaking their hips, too.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Watching people get struck with a tazer is normally entertaining:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=34p3BBu4eco
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=34p3BBu4eco
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I really think that you should remove that link out of respect for Moaty.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)
That one where the kid kicks through a fence and it traps his leg is mint.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8g0XfFKNdg
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8g0XfFKNdg
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)
that clip pleases me no end
that little scrote got exactly what was coming to him
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)
that little scrote got exactly what was coming to him
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)
chav getting maced & arrested - I like this more than I should
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ScmLo9bPqk&feature=related
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ScmLo9bPqk&feature=related
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I like the one with the chav getting in the face of some guy on his own doorstep
The guy shows commendable restraint before decking the scrote.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)
The guy shows commendable restraint before decking the scrote.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Hello there TeeGee
Someone with ‘shop skillz should whip you up a personalised version of the CBGB’s logo.
WHY HAS NO-ONE DONE THIS?
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Someone with ‘shop skillz should whip you up a personalised version of the CBGB’s logo.
WHY HAS NO-ONE DONE THIS?
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Like Courtney 'Skeletor' Cox.
Who used to wear a CBGBs t-shirt on 'Friends' after the PR people decided they needed rebranding. They also had got Jennifer Aniston a 'Kick out the Jams - MC5' T and the lanky twat a Sonic Youth one. (It was the cover with fridge, fact fans)
Problem is you can only polish a turd so much before you realise it is still a turd.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Who used to wear a CBGBs t-shirt on 'Friends' after the PR people decided they needed rebranding. They also had got Jennifer Aniston a 'Kick out the Jams - MC5' T and the lanky twat a Sonic Youth one. (It was the cover with fridge, fact fans)
Problem is you can only polish a turd so much before you realise it is still a turd.
( , Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)
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